The Nom nom nom Nordics
Hey Guys. This is my first post but it looked so darn fun I just had to try it with my Sims. So without further ado I present to you, the NOM NOM NOM Nordics.
Enjoy! ;3
Rating: PG 13 (Just Cause I'm so silly! I make inappropriate captions! Oh how fun!)
Pairings: SuXFin!
Warning: Lots of BL. Come on, it's hetalia. What do you expect?
Disclaimer: I dun own anything. Just the sims that I made and the screenshots I took. (All the awesome I get are from...custom site places. Mostly MTS2. Love that Site. ;D)
So lets start out with the family picture.
Pretty attractive bunch, are they not?
First thing on the To-Do list? Sweden Admires Finland. How original!
Iceland! You're not supposed to gossip to sweden about finland while he is standing right there listening. Ahh! Look, now you're making Norway angry. For Shame Iceland.
Denmark in his favorite Denmark shorts. Molesting Norway. Oh Denny, you are such a silly country. Don't be creeping on Norway, it's um....highly frowned upon. And probably illegal..somewhere. Yeah. XD
Cloud Watching Together. It's been 5 minutes and they are already getting all slashy and adorable. Awhh. :)
Everyone heads inside to chillax while Iceland takes up learning to play the piano. Key word. Learning. Denmark sincerely disproves of this foolery.
As you can see, the group consensus is that Iceland playing the piano is like a throwing a dying cat against a shop board while listening to Ke$ha live. Yeah, that bad.
Denmark and Finland decide they can't stomach Icelands Horrid piano playing so they go watch Survivor. Turns out, they can't stand Survivor. It's so bad that Tino has to actually turn away in disgust. Wow, I didn't know reality TV has declined so much!
So instead, Finland and Sweden sit down and talk about eggs...How Exciting.
"Finland: You know what really turns me on? Guys who can make me breakfast in the morning. Good, tasty breakfast. Not that British stuff."
Sweden: Mental note, Learn to Cook Extremely well. ;3
Later.
Norway: "My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. And I make an extra big one so that all the Russian Guys come too!"
Denmark: "RUSSIAN GUYS?!" "DO NOT WANT! Sorry but I wan't to keep my ass intact, thank you.
And on a whim, Denmark, the fun big guy that he is, decided he wanted to pay a fortune teller 5k to set him up with some hot stud. Soo...lets see who the fates choose.
W....T...F. Are you SERIOUS??? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE FRANCIS?! YOU are Denmarks "perfect match" Oh boy. This this going to be interesting.....-.-
Later they go out on a date in Denmarks Sexy Sports Car. I didn't get any snaps of that sadly, but....Denmark definitely has the mad hots for Francis. The Slut. Swell. ><
Hmm. Meanwhile, we go see what Norway has been doing all this time.
HOLY CRAP! I LEAVE YOU ALONE FOR 2 MINUTES AND ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU GET FAT? That better be illegal drugs you are smuggling in your belly and not actual fat or you are getting the all night work out treat me young man. >:P
So I sentenced Norway to work out all night and all day the next day. He tried lots of different work methods and choose which one he liked the best.
GO FATTY, WORK OFF THOSE POUNDS. 50 more reps and you might be slightly less repulsive....slightly.
An alternative method, tubby Yoga. Very.......interesting. How is your fat not making you fall on your face? Is this what pregnant Yoga classes look like?
After about 5 hours of nonstop/non showering work out, Norway is back in tip top shape. Looking better then ever. Damnn Norway you looking Fiiiine. Now Norway is enjoying some well deserved narcissism. You deserve it Norway. Now you go make all those boys holla. ;D
Lets see what Iceland is doing now.
Oh look. He is....still playing that darn piano. What a surprise. :)
But on a good note, it looks like Icy's piano playing is much better now.
Finland & Sweden: Good job for not sucking any more Iceland!
Infact, it's not just a little bit better. It's fantastic. SuFin can't get enough of Icy's piano playing. Seriously, they would not stop constantly applauding Iceland's piano skills. Hmm Iceland must of stopped taunting them by playing Justin Bieber songs. Oh you ass Iceland. :P
By the way, it seems like the Nordic Family's favorite past time, is watching Grey's Anatomy. I can see why. You pervy hopefully, hopeless romantics. XD Apparently Su san thinks it's magical.
You know what is more magical?
SUFIN GOODNESS!
Enjoy! <3 <3 <3 (Fanboys/Fangirls rejoice!)
Su-san being very creepy. Su-san, stop with the rapist whisper. It doesn't suit you. But it's cure cause Finland doesn't mind. He loves Sweden anyways!
Sweden starts charming cute little ole Tino. Oh Su-san you sly dog you.
LET THE KISSING BEGIN!
I swear it was their goal to kiss in every room of the house. Such romantics.
The kitchen
The BedRoom
(Yeah that's Tino in his work outfit. He just got off work. He is a cop....Yeah I know...XD)
The Living Room.
AWHHHH AREN'T THEY SO ADORABLE? :D LONG LIVE BL! ^_^
Carress, Caress, Caress, Caress, Caress, Caress. I think they might be making Iceland sick of their lovey doveyness. ;D
Ahhh! This is the moment where Tino fell for Sweden. And all it took was just one sweet, gentle caress of the hand. It's like a Shonen Ai manga! XDDD Corny-ness all around! <3 (But it's the cute kind of corny. So it's the kind of corny we like and approve of)
MEANWHILE.
WHAT A SURPRISE! I looks like Iceland took a break from his rapid piano mashing to...
Reject some chick over the phone. Oh what a fanatically nice guy you are Icy. ;)
POP MUSIC DANCE MASHUP WHUT?!
Finland and Sweden Love getting down To Cascada. Tino is breaking out some nighties moves with his moon doggy. Good job Finland. :P
Getting jiggy with it to Adam Lambert. Could you get anymore gay SuFin?
YEP! YES THEY CAN!!!! <3 <3 <3! :D
Love the SuFin Goodness.
Afterwards, Finland left for work. Su-san attempted dancing to some Britney Spears. Key Word.....Attempting.... ;D
Su-san dancing is suppose to be fun. You're not suppose to look like you are passing a kidney stone. >:P
Sadly, Sweden kept failing at dancing. Poor guy.
You're suppose to let your feet tap the ground, not your face.
Nice America Impression Su-san. I...think you should just...stop.
After awhile of failing really hard, Sweden decided he was much better at watching Grey's Anatomy instead.
THOUGH, once he got in is favorite Sweden Work out shorts, he got his dancing shoes on and started breaking it down! Seriously, he got crunk! Nothing can't keep him away from his "Toxic". He loves trashy sex pop too much. You go Su-san! ;D
Now, Lets go see how Denmark and Iceland are doing. Oh look they are playing a classic game of playful abuse! And Sweden is creepin on them. Fun!
But then Iceland gets to into the game and punching Denmark way to hard. Way to ruin the game Icy. Another brilliant show of character for you Iceland. This is why we love you. -_-
XD
BUT ITS OK AS LONG AS DENMARK GETS TO MOLEST ICY AGAIN! <3
See how many problems can be solved by playful sexual assault? We could learn a lesson from these two. ;)
Then Denmark continues his adventures of zany sillyness further by telling Finland a dirty joke.
Denmark: It was SO big it resembled a missile. No, not like america's, more like China's. I tell ya, there was some nuclear warfare going down last time in my basement, if you know what I mean. ;)"
Finland: o.0 Didn't need to hear that....
What a great influence you are Denmark. >:D XD
Yet, Iceland is no better of an influence for poor little innocent Tino. Bad Icy, Racism is not funny. Stop making those watermelen jokes about your neighbors. People look down on that. >:( Again, showing your true colors.
Norway, put a shirt on. Crack kills.
Now lets end this tomfoolery with a picture of almost every Nordic Country failing really hard at dancing.
Norway, I think ur doing wrong. Really wrong. XD Haha
I hope you enjoyed this nordic faggotry and tune in next time to see what happens. Can Finland and Sweden get any cuter? Can Iceland be anymore of an ass? Can Denmark be anymore silly/playful/fucking hot? WHAT WILL NORWAY DO WITH HIS SEXY NEW BOD? Find out next time on Nom Nom Nom Nordics!
(I promise next time there won't be as many photos so It wont rape your computer. ;3)
Oh btw, I'm Ketiou. Your handy Dandy Korean(Not really but cosplaywise).
See ya next time! ;D
Enjoy! ;3
Rating: PG 13 (Just Cause I'm so silly! I make inappropriate captions! Oh how fun!)
Pairings: SuXFin!
Warning: Lots of BL. Come on, it's hetalia. What do you expect?
Disclaimer: I dun own anything. Just the sims that I made and the screenshots I took. (All the awesome I get are from...custom site places. Mostly MTS2. Love that Site. ;D)
So lets start out with the family picture.
Pretty attractive bunch, are they not?
First thing on the To-Do list? Sweden Admires Finland. How original!
Iceland! You're not supposed to gossip to sweden about finland while he is standing right there listening. Ahh! Look, now you're making Norway angry. For Shame Iceland.
Denmark in his favorite Denmark shorts. Molesting Norway. Oh Denny, you are such a silly country. Don't be creeping on Norway, it's um....highly frowned upon. And probably illegal..somewhere. Yeah. XD
Cloud Watching Together. It's been 5 minutes and they are already getting all slashy and adorable. Awhh. :)
Everyone heads inside to chillax while Iceland takes up learning to play the piano. Key word. Learning. Denmark sincerely disproves of this foolery.
As you can see, the group consensus is that Iceland playing the piano is like a throwing a dying cat against a shop board while listening to Ke$ha live. Yeah, that bad.
Denmark and Finland decide they can't stomach Icelands Horrid piano playing so they go watch Survivor. Turns out, they can't stand Survivor. It's so bad that Tino has to actually turn away in disgust. Wow, I didn't know reality TV has declined so much!
So instead, Finland and Sweden sit down and talk about eggs...How Exciting.
"Finland: You know what really turns me on? Guys who can make me breakfast in the morning. Good, tasty breakfast. Not that British stuff."
Sweden: Mental note, Learn to Cook Extremely well. ;3
Later.
Norway: "My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. And I make an extra big one so that all the Russian Guys come too!"
Denmark: "RUSSIAN GUYS?!" "DO NOT WANT! Sorry but I wan't to keep my ass intact, thank you.
And on a whim, Denmark, the fun big guy that he is, decided he wanted to pay a fortune teller 5k to set him up with some hot stud. Soo...lets see who the fates choose.
W....T...F. Are you SERIOUS??? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE FRANCIS?! YOU are Denmarks "perfect match" Oh boy. This this going to be interesting.....-.-
Later they go out on a date in Denmarks Sexy Sports Car. I didn't get any snaps of that sadly, but....Denmark definitely has the mad hots for Francis. The Slut. Swell. ><
Hmm. Meanwhile, we go see what Norway has been doing all this time.
HOLY CRAP! I LEAVE YOU ALONE FOR 2 MINUTES AND ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU GET FAT? That better be illegal drugs you are smuggling in your belly and not actual fat or you are getting the all night work out treat me young man. >:P
So I sentenced Norway to work out all night and all day the next day. He tried lots of different work methods and choose which one he liked the best.
GO FATTY, WORK OFF THOSE POUNDS. 50 more reps and you might be slightly less repulsive....slightly.
An alternative method, tubby Yoga. Very.......interesting. How is your fat not making you fall on your face? Is this what pregnant Yoga classes look like?
After about 5 hours of nonstop/non showering work out, Norway is back in tip top shape. Looking better then ever. Damnn Norway you looking Fiiiine. Now Norway is enjoying some well deserved narcissism. You deserve it Norway. Now you go make all those boys holla. ;D
Lets see what Iceland is doing now.
Oh look. He is....still playing that darn piano. What a surprise. :)
But on a good note, it looks like Icy's piano playing is much better now.
Finland & Sweden: Good job for not sucking any more Iceland!
Infact, it's not just a little bit better. It's fantastic. SuFin can't get enough of Icy's piano playing. Seriously, they would not stop constantly applauding Iceland's piano skills. Hmm Iceland must of stopped taunting them by playing Justin Bieber songs. Oh you ass Iceland. :P
By the way, it seems like the Nordic Family's favorite past time, is watching Grey's Anatomy. I can see why. You pervy hopefully, hopeless romantics. XD Apparently Su san thinks it's magical.
You know what is more magical?
SUFIN GOODNESS!
Enjoy! <3 <3 <3 (Fanboys/Fangirls rejoice!)
Su-san being very creepy. Su-san, stop with the rapist whisper. It doesn't suit you. But it's cure cause Finland doesn't mind. He loves Sweden anyways!
Sweden starts charming cute little ole Tino. Oh Su-san you sly dog you.
LET THE KISSING BEGIN!
I swear it was their goal to kiss in every room of the house. Such romantics.
The kitchen
The BedRoom
(Yeah that's Tino in his work outfit. He just got off work. He is a cop....Yeah I know...XD)
The Living Room.
AWHHHH AREN'T THEY SO ADORABLE? :D LONG LIVE BL! ^_^
Carress, Caress, Caress, Caress, Caress, Caress. I think they might be making Iceland sick of their lovey doveyness. ;D
Ahhh! This is the moment where Tino fell for Sweden. And all it took was just one sweet, gentle caress of the hand. It's like a Shonen Ai manga! XDDD Corny-ness all around! <3 (But it's the cute kind of corny. So it's the kind of corny we like and approve of)
MEANWHILE.
WHAT A SURPRISE! I looks like Iceland took a break from his rapid piano mashing to...
Reject some chick over the phone. Oh what a fanatically nice guy you are Icy. ;)
POP MUSIC DANCE MASHUP WHUT?!
Finland and Sweden Love getting down To Cascada. Tino is breaking out some nighties moves with his moon doggy. Good job Finland. :P
Getting jiggy with it to Adam Lambert. Could you get anymore gay SuFin?
YEP! YES THEY CAN!!!! <3 <3 <3! :D
Love the SuFin Goodness.
Afterwards, Finland left for work. Su-san attempted dancing to some Britney Spears. Key Word.....Attempting.... ;D
Su-san dancing is suppose to be fun. You're not suppose to look like you are passing a kidney stone. >:P
Sadly, Sweden kept failing at dancing. Poor guy.
You're suppose to let your feet tap the ground, not your face.
Nice America Impression Su-san. I...think you should just...stop.
After awhile of failing really hard, Sweden decided he was much better at watching Grey's Anatomy instead.
THOUGH, once he got in is favorite Sweden Work out shorts, he got his dancing shoes on and started breaking it down! Seriously, he got crunk! Nothing can't keep him away from his "Toxic". He loves trashy sex pop too much. You go Su-san! ;D
Now, Lets go see how Denmark and Iceland are doing. Oh look they are playing a classic game of playful abuse! And Sweden is creepin on them. Fun!
But then Iceland gets to into the game and punching Denmark way to hard. Way to ruin the game Icy. Another brilliant show of character for you Iceland. This is why we love you. -_-
XD
BUT ITS OK AS LONG AS DENMARK GETS TO MOLEST ICY AGAIN! <3
See how many problems can be solved by playful sexual assault? We could learn a lesson from these two. ;)
Then Denmark continues his adventures of zany sillyness further by telling Finland a dirty joke.
Denmark: It was SO big it resembled a missile. No, not like america's, more like China's. I tell ya, there was some nuclear warfare going down last time in my basement, if you know what I mean. ;)"
Finland: o.0 Didn't need to hear that....
What a great influence you are Denmark. >:D XD
Yet, Iceland is no better of an influence for poor little innocent Tino. Bad Icy, Racism is not funny. Stop making those watermelen jokes about your neighbors. People look down on that. >:( Again, showing your true colors.
Norway, put a shirt on. Crack kills.
Now lets end this tomfoolery with a picture of almost every Nordic Country failing really hard at dancing.
Norway, I think ur doing wrong. Really wrong. XD Haha
I hope you enjoyed this nordic faggotry and tune in next time to see what happens. Can Finland and Sweden get any cuter? Can Iceland be anymore of an ass? Can Denmark be anymore silly/playful/fucking hot? WHAT WILL NORWAY DO WITH HIS SEXY NEW BOD? Find out next time on Nom Nom Nom Nordics!
(I promise next time there won't be as many photos so It wont rape your computer. ;3)
Oh btw, I'm Ketiou. Your handy Dandy Korean(Not really but cosplaywise).
See ya next time! ;D