[fanfic] the deceit of my lips (1-5/?)
Title: the deceit of my lips
Characters: fem!Watson (Jean Hadassah Watson, M.D.), fem!England (Rosalie Kirkland), fem!Bilbo (Wilhelmina Boudicca “Billa” Baggins), fem!America (Amelia 'Faustine' Jones), fem!Canada (Madeleine Williams) and, soon enough, many others.
Pairings: Thorin♥Billa, uncertain fem!Sherlock♥Jean
Fandoms: BBC Sherlock + Hetalia + The Hobbit
Warnings: Still the same: "Pretty much the most self-indulgent thing I’ve ever done - genderbend crossover fic! So yeah, silly fanon names, incoherency, and all that. Blame my sporadic bouts of inspiration, really. Second-person view as always, with little dialogue. Of course. This is me, after all. Also, pre-Reichenbach, so suicidal thoughts." Also, due to the now-relatively greater appearance of Hetalia characters, use of human names. Also references to rather...err, mildly twisted views on violence so umm, yeah.
Notes: Mildly based on silentside's AO3 fic It Takes Two, and pibroch’s Take Me From My Lace from her and ewelock’s lingerie model AU. Also based on my favourite book from…lo and behold, The Bible. Am not joking.
Summary: An ex-army doctor grieving over her lost consulting detective, the Nation known as the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, and the unlikely successor to one of the wealthiest conglomerates go to slay a dragon.
Chapters:
Chapter 1: lead them away captive In which Jean meets Rosalie and sparks begin to fly. Well. Not those kind of sparks that people used to say she shared with Sherlock.
Chapter 2: plumb the depths of the human heart Jean meets Billa for the first time, and vice versa; they form a tetchy friendship whilst Rosalie informs Jean who exactly she is going up against. In the meantime, a ghost comes to life.
Chapter 3: thou who crushes wars Jean is hungover after a night about the town with the unassumingly feisty Billa, and Rosalie berates a woman who is supposed to be, by all intents and purposes, truly and terribly dead.
Chapter 4: wait for deliverance Jean finds out who the man she is supposed to bring to justice is, and who he looks like exactly; Rosalie entertains a loved but still unwanted visitor.
Chapter 5: to entice the eyes Amelia takes Jean out shopping, with rather odd results, Rosalie informs Jean of one of the crucial specifics of their plan, Mycroft recieves a message, and the threat of Magus Goldman looms ever closer.
Characters: fem!Watson (Jean Hadassah Watson, M.D.), fem!England (Rosalie Kirkland), fem!Bilbo (Wilhelmina Boudicca “Billa” Baggins), fem!America (Amelia 'Faustine' Jones), fem!Canada (Madeleine Williams) and, soon enough, many others.
Pairings: Thorin♥Billa, uncertain fem!Sherlock♥Jean
Fandoms: BBC Sherlock + Hetalia + The Hobbit
Warnings: Still the same: "Pretty much the most self-indulgent thing I’ve ever done - genderbend crossover fic! So yeah, silly fanon names, incoherency, and all that. Blame my sporadic bouts of inspiration, really. Second-person view as always, with little dialogue. Of course. This is me, after all. Also, pre-Reichenbach, so suicidal thoughts." Also, due to the now-relatively greater appearance of Hetalia characters, use of human names. Also references to rather...err, mildly twisted views on violence so umm, yeah.
Notes: Mildly based on silentside's AO3 fic It Takes Two, and pibroch’s Take Me From My Lace from her and ewelock’s lingerie model AU. Also based on my favourite book from…lo and behold, The Bible. Am not joking.
Summary: An ex-army doctor grieving over her lost consulting detective, the Nation known as the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, and the unlikely successor to one of the wealthiest conglomerates go to slay a dragon.
Chapters:
Chapter 1: lead them away captive In which Jean meets Rosalie and sparks begin to fly. Well. Not those kind of sparks that people used to say she shared with Sherlock.
Chapter 2: plumb the depths of the human heart Jean meets Billa for the first time, and vice versa; they form a tetchy friendship whilst Rosalie informs Jean who exactly she is going up against. In the meantime, a ghost comes to life.
Chapter 3: thou who crushes wars Jean is hungover after a night about the town with the unassumingly feisty Billa, and Rosalie berates a woman who is supposed to be, by all intents and purposes, truly and terribly dead.
Chapter 4: wait for deliverance Jean finds out who the man she is supposed to bring to justice is, and who he looks like exactly; Rosalie entertains a loved but still unwanted visitor.
Chapter 5: to entice the eyes Amelia takes Jean out shopping, with rather odd results, Rosalie informs Jean of one of the crucial specifics of their plan, Mycroft recieves a message, and the threat of Magus Goldman looms ever closer.