[fanfic] Meeting No. XX64 - FrancePH
Title: Meeting No. XX64
Author/Artist: kimikissu07
Character(s) or Pairing(s): France/OC!Philippines, England, America, mentions of Spain, Prussia and others
Rating: T
Warnings: OC characters, country names used, unbeta-ed story.
Summary: Even France is afraid to tease Philippines
---
Another World Meeting. France.
Being the host country, of course, France arrived early. And being the country that he is, England does too. And so are the regular early comers. Switzerland with his sister Liechtenstein, the ever noble Austria and his ex-wife Hungary, and Germany with the half asleep Italy are just the few.
But others are surprisingly early too. Like Philippines with her awesome, self proclaimed best friend, Prussia. Those two are inseparable. Well, mostly because Prussia doesn’t want to leave Philippines’ side and Philippines doesn’t want Prussia to mess another meeting again. But before the meetings, Prussia arrives early to annoy his brother, Austria (specs, as Prussia always addressed him) and Hungary (the lady who made the frying pan a killer weapon) while Philippines greets the other countries or while she is still not present.
Speaking of, the ever hospitable and respectful Philippines is now greeting all the present countries in the room, which is only half of the half of the usual number of countries who attends the meetings. Now, she is greeting (the awkward) England who is with France (who makes it more awkward).
“A pleasant morning to you, England,” she said like she usually does.
Many heard about the incident. Well, it’s Prussia (who saw the half-dead England apologizing to Philippines who kept on apologizing to England) at first but he kept on talking and talking about it so now, the whole world knew. But Philippines never made a big deal about it (that’s why she’s talking normally to England now) but England does not (that’s why he still feels awkward around her).
“A-a pleasant morning to you too, P-Philippines,” he awkwardly replied.
Philippines wanted to say ‘Really England, you don’t need to feel awkward,’ but decided against it. It would be the twenty first time if she had said it. Instead, she just turned to France with a great smile.
“Hello, France,” she said.
“Bonjour, Philippines,” he said and took her hand and bent down to kiss it. The action made Philippines blush a little. A little, because she is used to it. “I’m surprise to see you early,” he said.
Well, Philippines is known for always arriving late and she can’t deny that. With all the traffics and delayed flights in her country, it’s normal. That’s why she invented her own time, the Filipino time.
“Well, I’m lucky that there are no delayed flights yesterday and arrived here early so I got a good night sleep. And I heard Prussia is annoying other countries while I’m still not here,” she said the last part with a sigh.
France laughed and she followed. They chatted a little more until America greeted (kidnapped) Philippines but she didn’t mind it. France is left there alone with England. Actually, only Philippines could talk to him like that, without malice and hidden disgust.
“That girl is the purest,” he said and hid his face with his hands.
“What now, frog?” he asks.
“That girl, she’s so pure! She never hated me. I never done anything to her because she’s like Spain’s child, America’s sweetheart, Germany’s past girl, just became Prussia’s good friend and now, your first woman kiss!”- England blushed - “But it scares me to touch her! I’m disgusting! I disgust myself to even think of touching her! She’s so pure that even I don’t want to stain her pureness!” and on his hands, he wept.
England just leaves. That man needs to be alone and recollect his thoughts. What he just said just made him out of character. He is not France anymore. He needs to search his soul again.
Now, even France is afraid of touching Philippines.
---
A/N: FrPh?! What on the earth am I thinking?! My mind is obviously corrupted. This is another fruit of a month without internet so you see what the absence of internet does to our minds. Every fics that I wrote about World Meetings are linked with one another. So it’s short of sequels.
Thanks for reading!