Re: You know you're high when... (2/2)
anonymous
April 26 2009, 18:16:03 UTC
“WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST DO?!” he screamed, shaking Italy.
“It was like, totally all France's fault. Like, super to the max.” Italy said. Begging (?) for his dear life.
“I can't believe he's actually channeling Poland now. Poland! Of all the countries!” he mentally panicked.
But wait! What is that about France...? Germany ran to Italy's room, seeing only seconds later a bottle of what seems to be a kind of drug and a letter by Italy's table. It wrote:
“Dear Italy (That I would not mind having),
Here's the magical-doesn't-taste-like-English-food-medicine-that-would-make-Germany-happy pill you wanted. I'm sure Germany will finally smile and be gay (pun not intended) with you after you've drank this medicine. I am 100% sure it works because I've tried it myself, and is the reason why other nations love me so much~ Best of luck, mon cher! Tell me what happens after. (If you know what I mean.
Le Wink,
France nii-san
Germany examined the bottle carefully, feeling a bit nervous. Anything from France can absolutely NOT be good. He scanned it for any markings and when he saw the bottom, the label read, in bold black letters: “VIAGRA”
Germany was speechless. He wasn't sure if it was because of Italy wanting to make him happy, asking FRANCE for advice, France actually GIVING advice, Italy drinking Viagra, or Italy drinking Viagra only to find out that it has a different effect on Italy. Maybe it was all of them.
Then again... Germany thought for a second that Italy's haircurl was longer (and straighter?) than usual.
A/N: Also, sorry this isn't what you wanted, OP!Anon, but I couldn't resist. ;_______; *Levels up on suckiness* I tried my best to not make it sound like I was the one on crack, but it's 2 AM here and bah. Sorry. D: I'm sure there are other more talented writer!Anons out there who are willing to fill this request properly...
“It was like, totally all France's fault. Like, super to the max.” Italy said. Begging (?) for his dear life.
“I can't believe he's actually channeling Poland now. Poland! Of all the countries!” he mentally panicked.
But wait! What is that about France...? Germany ran to Italy's room, seeing only seconds later a bottle of what seems to be a kind of drug and a letter by Italy's table. It wrote:
“Dear Italy (That I would not mind having),
Here's the magical-doesn't-taste-like-English-food-medicine-that-would-make-Germany-happy pill you wanted. I'm sure Germany will finally smile and be gay (pun not intended) with you after you've drank this medicine. I am 100% sure it works because I've tried it myself, and is the reason why other nations love me so much~ Best of luck, mon cher! Tell me what happens after. (If you know what I mean.
Le Wink,
France nii-san
Germany examined the bottle carefully, feeling a bit nervous. Anything from France can absolutely NOT be good. He scanned it for any markings and when he saw the bottom, the label read, in bold black letters: “VIAGRA”
Germany was speechless. He wasn't sure if it was because of Italy wanting to make him happy, asking FRANCE for advice, France actually GIVING advice, Italy drinking Viagra, or Italy drinking Viagra only to find out that it has a different effect on Italy. Maybe it was all of them.
Then again... Germany thought for a second that Italy's haircurl was longer (and straighter?) than usual.
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A/N: Also, sorry this isn't what you wanted, OP!Anon, but I couldn't resist. ;_______; *Levels up on suckiness* I tried my best to not make it sound like I was the one on crack, but it's 2 AM here and bah. Sorry. D: I'm sure there are other more talented writer!Anons out there who are willing to fill this request properly...
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XD God this was hilarious. Weird, but hilarious.
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*anti-ego!Anon: like ego!Anon, only the exact opposite. Banzai.
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But seriously, Awesome fic! xD MUCH AND MANY LOLZ TO BE HAD. Two ego-thumbs up, anti-myself!
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And thank you, all it took was a bit of marijuana to get me started.
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