[Part 17] Nordics Try To Write Porn (1/?)
anonymous
June 7 2011, 14:27:38 UTC
Okay, first fill on the kink meme! Hopefully it will satisfy you guys!
A hand slammed down onto the desk, scattering papers as Norway glared over his reading glasses up at the intruder. He had work to do, with the recession going on, and the Øya Festival coming up soon. He didn't have time for Denmark's shenanigans.
“Hey, Norge!” Denmark said happily, “I've got the answer to our financial problems!”
Norway lifted an incredulous eyebrow before bending to pick up the fallen papers. “Oh really.”
“Yeah, really!” The excitable Nordic country waved around his hands animatedly, knocking another pile of papers to the ground. Norway suppressed a groan and bent to pick those up too. Heaven knows that Denmark wasn't going to help.
“Don't you want to know what my plan is?!”
"No."
"So basically," the Dane chattered on, ignoring Norway's refusal, "You and me are gonna write porno."
This made Norway pause for a moment.
Then he rolled his eyes and went back to organizing his fallen paperwork. This was really rather typical of Denmark.
"So, whaddaya think?" There was a sparkle in Denmark's eye, Norway observed. He really wanted this.
"No. Do it yourself."
"Aw, Norge!"
(recaptcha: agc dommage. Are you telling something there captcha?)
[Part 17] Nordics Try To Write Porn (3/?)
anonymous
June 7 2011, 14:32:06 UTC
"Norway! Guess what!"
Norway peered tiredly over his glasses. He was really starting to get sick of Denmark's intrusions. This time, Denmark had Finland, smiling sheepishly, and Sweden, who was glowering, as well as Iceland, who was still trying (and failing) to hide a smirk beside him.
Norway couldn't help but be curious. "How exactly did you get Sweden to agree to do this with you?"
Denmark shrugged, uncaring. "Finland talked to him. But now, Scandinavia as a whole can write the best porn ever!"
Norway thought about it, ignoring that Denmark ignored the fact he hadn't actually agreed yet. Writing porn wasn't exactly his top choice of a career, but his economy didn't seem to be improving much. Not to mention, he'd be able to spend some time with his brother and mock Denmark mercilessly as he fought with Sweden.
"Alright."
Denmark whooped and grabbed Norway into a bone-crushing hug.
Denmark was sent flying through the door, startling the old lady next door out of her hat.
Re: [Part 17] Nordics Try To Write Porn (3/?)
anonymous
June 9 2011, 21:30:14 UTC
Brotherly bonding time... oh, denmark Just remembered some weird statistic info, that Norwegians are the most kinky ppl in Europe, no wonder he need to help them out
Also, some quick notes. Øya Festival is basically a music festival held in Oslo. It's a pretty new, but it's pretty popular. I think. Any Norwegian!anons out there to correct me? And yeah, wiki link! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%98yafestivalen
A hand slammed down onto the desk, scattering papers as Norway glared over his reading glasses up at the intruder. He had work to do, with the recession going on, and the Øya Festival coming up soon. He didn't have time for Denmark's shenanigans.
“Hey, Norge!” Denmark said happily, “I've got the answer to our financial problems!”
Norway lifted an incredulous eyebrow before bending to pick up the fallen papers. “Oh really.”
“Yeah, really!” The excitable Nordic country waved around his hands animatedly, knocking another pile of papers to the ground. Norway suppressed a groan and bent to pick those up too. Heaven knows that Denmark wasn't going to help.
“Don't you want to know what my plan is?!”
"No."
"So basically," the Dane chattered on, ignoring Norway's refusal, "You and me are gonna write porno."
This made Norway pause for a moment.
Then he rolled his eyes and went back to organizing his fallen paperwork. This was really rather typical of Denmark.
"So, whaddaya think?" There was a sparkle in Denmark's eye, Norway observed. He really wanted this.
"No. Do it yourself."
"Aw, Norge!"
(recaptcha: agc dommage. Are you telling something there captcha?)
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"Hey, Norge, Iceland agreed to help! You want to write with us now? Brotherly bonding and all that!"
Norway looked from Denmark's eagerly expectant face to Iceland's barely concealed snigger and took two seconds to make his decision.
"Go away."
"But, Norway!"
Two seconds later, a troll kicked both intruding nations out the door.
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Norway peered tiredly over his glasses. He was really starting to get sick of Denmark's intrusions. This time, Denmark had Finland, smiling sheepishly, and Sweden, who was glowering, as well as Iceland, who was still trying (and failing) to hide a smirk beside him.
Norway couldn't help but be curious. "How exactly did you get Sweden to agree to do this with you?"
Denmark shrugged, uncaring. "Finland talked to him. But now, Scandinavia as a whole can write the best porn ever!"
Norway thought about it, ignoring that Denmark ignored the fact he hadn't actually agreed yet. Writing porn wasn't exactly his top choice of a career, but his economy didn't seem to be improving much. Not to mention, he'd be able to spend some time with his brother and mock Denmark mercilessly as he fought with Sweden.
"Alright."
Denmark whooped and grabbed Norway into a bone-crushing hug.
Denmark was sent flying through the door, startling the old lady next door out of her hat.
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This is so funny so far! Hope to see more soon!
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Just remembered some weird statistic info, that Norwegians are the most kinky ppl in Europe, no wonder he need to help them out
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Also, some quick notes. Øya Festival is basically a music festival held in Oslo. It's a pretty new, but it's pretty popular. I think. Any Norwegian!anons out there to correct me?
And yeah, wiki link! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%98yafestivalen
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I actually finished this story! And then my computer crashed.
I lost everything guys, so it might be awhile before I'll update again. sadface.
I'l try and get the rest up as soon as possible
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