Matthew Williams vs. The World 1/?
anonymous
August 17 2010, 17:44:27 UTC
It all starts when South Korea declares war on him over their Starcraft lesson.
Canada had really just been looking for a few pointers on the game since a) it seemed like fun and b) Yong wouldn’t shut up about it so he figured that he’d play along. As America. As per usual. (Which would probably explain why Yong so kept demanding why his screen name was “toquelover” when toques were definitely not invented in Korea or America for that matter.)
He shifts in his seat, staring at the screen while Korea’s comment vaguely buzzes over his headset. Meanwhile his fleet takes a beating, his Corsairs no longer whipping around and picking at Yong Soo’s bulky Dragoons.
“E-Eh?” he manages. Sometimes the word just slips out.
The game pauses on screen and Matthew can see Yong Soo's entire fleet approaching his tiny one. “I’m going to declare war on you! You know war was invent-”
Matthew shakes his head despite the fact that the Korean is across and ocean and can’t see him. “Y-Yong, you can’t just declare war on me! I’m not America, and I don’t why you’d declare war on him in the first place. I’m-”
Yong’s voice crackles over the headphones. “Canada, and I'm declaring war on you!"
Canada had really just been looking for a few pointers on the game since a) it seemed like fun and b) Yong wouldn’t shut up about it so he figured that he’d play along. As America. As per usual. (Which would probably explain why Yong so kept demanding why his screen name was “toquelover” when toques were definitely not invented in Korea or America for that matter.)
He shifts in his seat, staring at the screen while Korea’s comment vaguely buzzes over his headset. Meanwhile his fleet takes a beating, his Corsairs no longer whipping around and picking at Yong Soo’s bulky Dragoons.
“E-Eh?” he manages. Sometimes the word just slips out.
The game pauses on screen and Matthew can see Yong Soo's entire fleet approaching his tiny one. “I’m going to declare war on you! You know war was invent-”
Matthew shakes his head despite the fact that the Korean is across and ocean and can’t see him. “Y-Yong, you can’t just declare war on me! I’m not America, and I don’t why you’d declare war on him in the first place. I’m-”
Yong’s voice crackles over the headphones. “Canada, and I'm declaring war on you!"
Well, this was certainly an interesting turn.
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Haha...picturing Canada's "WTF" face now is amusing...
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