Title:
Beam Me Up, Tony! (scroll down to read)
Author: Anon.
Type: Fic.
Status: Incomplete.
Characters, Pairings: Tony, America, England, France, Russia, ensemble. Hints at Tony/America, Russia/America and France/England.
Rating: 1 Star
Original Request: Tony/America + Russia/America + France/UK
Tony, tired of meddling limeys and other annoyances interfering with his pursuit of happiness, decides to whisk his darling America to a galaxy far far away on his love UFO~. America isn't exactly let in on the plan, but that's okay because that's how they do things in alien. It's all abductions this kinky space probes that.
But anyhow, the only problem is that aforementioned meddling limey doesn't seem to ever leave, and Tony's in a hurry, so in the end he decides hey, what the heck, and abducts England too. He'll make good soylent green if nothing else. Most nations are all 'good riddance' and continue on with their lives, but two old enemies aren't going to let yeeeaars of UST rivalry disappear just like that, and so alien hunting they go.
TL;DR: America and England are kidnapped by aliens (for two entirely different reasons) and Russia and France kick intergalactic ass.
Bonus: Some nations are in league with the aliens.
Summary: Tony decides it's time to take America to space, marry him, and make some beautiful babies together. England (that damn limey) just happens to get caught up in all this. Meanwhile, on Earth, France and Russia aren't happy about any of this.