[part ten: fill] Not that kind of slash! [Austria->Billy Mays, Prussia]
Title: Not that kind of slash!
Author: Anon.
Type: Fic.
Status: Incomplete.
Characters, Pairings: Austria->Billy Mays, Prussia.
Rating: 1 Star.
Original Request: My Austria, Russia, and I (America) were sitting around freakishly calmly for once, watching TV, listening to music, etc, when Austria suddenly screamed "BITCH!" and started ranting about the new Oxyclean commercials.
Example: "BITCH! WHAT THE FUCKING HELL DOES SHE THINK SHE IS DOING TRYING TO REPLACE BILLY MAYS?! GOD DAMN HE'S 238947284 THE MAN AND WOMAN SHE'D EVER BE. SHE CAN'T EVEN /DREAM/ ABOUT BEING THAT COOL. GOD I SPENT ALL MY DAYS FOR THE PAST FOUR YEARS DAYDREAMING ABOUT THE DAY I GET TO SHAMPOO HIS BEARD, CLEAN HIS HOUSE AND WATER HIS GARDEN. NOW THAT BITCH TOOK IT ALL AWAY. MY LIFE'S AMBITION--MY LIFE'S /PURPOSE/--RUINED!! BECAUSE OF THAT GOD DAMN BILLY MAYS POSER. I HOPE SHE DIES. I HOPE THAT A BUNCH OF RABID BANANA ALIENS SHANK HER WITH VIOLINS AND PRODUCE YOUNG IN HER EARLOBES WHILE HER FLESH IS SLOWLY EATEN AWAY. FUUCKKKKKKKK. -throws shoe at TV-"
...and she was being serious. ouo;; She looks MADDD pissed. |D
Anyway--My challenge to you--author!anon--write a fic where Austria is love with Billy Mays. Do the whole deal. The first sighting on TV. The infatuation. The stalking. The wet dreams. ...The death. And then afterwards! Including the reaction when Austria sees the new commercials with the chick. ;)
Summary: Austria only had to see one of Billy Mays's commercials to fall in love.
Author: Anon.
Type: Fic.
Status: Incomplete.
Characters, Pairings: Austria->Billy Mays, Prussia.
Rating: 1 Star.
Original Request: My Austria, Russia, and I (America) were sitting around freakishly calmly for once, watching TV, listening to music, etc, when Austria suddenly screamed "BITCH!" and started ranting about the new Oxyclean commercials.
Example: "BITCH! WHAT THE FUCKING HELL DOES SHE THINK SHE IS DOING TRYING TO REPLACE BILLY MAYS?! GOD DAMN HE'S 238947284 THE MAN AND WOMAN SHE'D EVER BE. SHE CAN'T EVEN /DREAM/ ABOUT BEING THAT COOL. GOD I SPENT ALL MY DAYS FOR THE PAST FOUR YEARS DAYDREAMING ABOUT THE DAY I GET TO SHAMPOO HIS BEARD, CLEAN HIS HOUSE AND WATER HIS GARDEN. NOW THAT BITCH TOOK IT ALL AWAY. MY LIFE'S AMBITION--MY LIFE'S /PURPOSE/--RUINED!! BECAUSE OF THAT GOD DAMN BILLY MAYS POSER. I HOPE SHE DIES. I HOPE THAT A BUNCH OF RABID BANANA ALIENS SHANK HER WITH VIOLINS AND PRODUCE YOUNG IN HER EARLOBES WHILE HER FLESH IS SLOWLY EATEN AWAY. FUUCKKKKKKKK. -throws shoe at TV-"
...and she was being serious. ouo;; She looks MADDD pissed. |D
Anyway--My challenge to you--author!anon--write a fic where Austria is love with Billy Mays. Do the whole deal. The first sighting on TV. The infatuation. The stalking. The wet dreams. ...The death. And then afterwards! Including the reaction when Austria sees the new commercials with the chick. ;)
Summary: Austria only had to see one of Billy Mays's commercials to fall in love.