Title:
Healing Cock
Author: Anon
Type: Fic
Status: Complete
Characters, Pairings: China, Japan, ensemble
Rating: 2 Stars
Original Request: ooooo. A nation overhears China boasting to America on how he just received a healing cock from one of his gods. Suddenly, all these nations are trying to get into China's pants, to China's utter confusion and consternation.
China comes to the conclusion it must be a dastardly plot to steal away his shiny new healing rooster.
Bonus: It ends up China/Japan, but really, pairings aren't necessary at all. Just hilarity.
Summary: Japan inadvertently makes the other nations misunderstand the origin of China's healing powers.