Title:
The Cracky Adventures of USxUKAuthor: Anon
Type: Fic
Status: Complete
Characters, Pairings: America/England, implied Tony/Canada/Kumajirou
Rating: 2 stars
Original Request: US/UK--cracky sex.
Some suggestions:
US has superman bedsheets; UK does not approve
US accidentally breaks the bed halfway through because he's overexcited.
US tries the make it into a race to see who comes first; the UK gets performance anxiety and can't get it up
Someone walks in on them- Tony, who shouts 'fucking' super loud, or Canada, who actually was there the whole time and is leaving.
UK attempts dirty talk, but the US just finds it funny because of all the cute British slang.
Use any of these or none of them, as long as you make it funny!
Summary: England and America encounter some obstacles to sex, including America's obsession with Superman, Tony's foul-mouthed interruption and Canada just trying to leave.