Title: Not Quite What I Had Planned
Author: crescit eundo/glory_of_hera - c'est moi!
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Francis, Antonio, ~mystery salesgirl~, OC!attorney, OC!baby, Seychelles, mentions of Gilbert.
Rating: T
Warnings: The word 'breast', Francis is crying, he procreated Gilbert's in a wheelchair, and Antonio saves the day.
Summary:Everything in Francis' life, thus far, has been a failure: medical school, publishing the cookbook he spent three years piecing together, his pole dancing classes, the job at Bed, Bath and Beyond. So now, having adopted the baby he didn't know he fathered and running on a beautiful girls' ultimatum to win her heart in three months, he'll discover the meaning of family, success, and the real sacrifices you have to make for the ones you love.
“-and so then I said to him, that’s not food! That’s a pile of smelly rocks! So then I got thrown out of the restaurant- hey, Francis, you listening?”