Re: UNITED IN PERVERSITY
anonymous
July 20 2009, 12:19:05 UTC
“W-what? I was just proving a point!” the girl protested.
“And what point it might be?” France purred.
“That EU can run autopilot?” tried Czech Republic. “Anarchy is an answer!”
France laid the newspaper in front of her. “You know, EU had been nothing without dirty Eastern European girls.”
“It's Central Europe to you,” Hungary defended their honour indignantly while Czech Republic was busy staring at the photo and her face got incredibly white and her body rigid. The room fell quiet again.
After few ominous seconds Czech Republic asked: “What is the highest building in the world?”
Stunned silence was disrupted only by the sound of Estonia, ever the model student, tapping the keyboard of his notebook.
“Currently, the tallest completed building is Taipei 101 in Taiwan,” Estonia answered. “509.2 metres.”
“Oh no,” sighed Slovakia as the Czech's eyes turned into slits.
“Excuse me,” Czech Republic said, “I have to go now and invite my political representatives for a trip.”
Before she headed outside she turned apologetically to the other Member States: “It's been centuries without a proper defenestration.”
“See, this happens when a girl stays with Russia like too long!” Poland nodded wisely.
And he threw a krówka at fuming Romano.
Iceland stepped out from the discreet corner where he was observing the EU meeting. He was clutching notes to his chest and whispered: “I just don't think I am up to this.”
“And what point it might be?” France purred.
“That EU can run autopilot?” tried Czech Republic. “Anarchy is an answer!”
France laid the newspaper in front of her. “You know, EU had been nothing without dirty Eastern European girls.”
“It's Central Europe to you,” Hungary defended their honour indignantly while Czech Republic was busy staring at the photo and her face got incredibly white and her body rigid.
The room fell quiet again.
After few ominous seconds Czech Republic asked: “What is the highest building in the world?”
Stunned silence was disrupted only by the sound of Estonia, ever the model student, tapping the keyboard of his notebook.
“Currently, the tallest completed building is Taipei 101 in Taiwan,” Estonia answered. “509.2 metres.”
“Oh no,” sighed Slovakia as the Czech's eyes turned into slits.
“Excuse me,” Czech Republic said, “I have to go now and invite my political representatives for a trip.”
Before she headed outside she turned apologetically to the other Member States: “It's been centuries without a proper defenestration.”
“See, this happens when a girl stays with Russia like too long!” Poland nodded wisely.
And he threw a krówka at fuming Romano.
Iceland stepped out from the discreet corner where he was observing the EU meeting. He was clutching notes to his chest and whispered: “I just don't think I am up to this.”
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