Puh-lease Girlfriend 5b/?
anonymous
July 6 2009, 05:20:43 UTC
“Like, I totally say so.” He rummaged through his selected dresses and pulled out a very short pink dress. “Try this one.”
Liechtenstein eyed the hemline. “I don’t think I could pull it off like you could.”
“Puh-lease girlfriend, with those legs?” demanded Poland. “You like, totally could pull off a mini.”
“I don’t think big brother would like it,” Liechtenstein said, though not very firmly. The champagne was making her feel marvelously light-headed and was making her think particularly foolishly. She had been a country just as long as Switzerland and though she adored her self-proclaimed big brother, she surely didn’t have to be as antisocial as he was. “But… maybe something under the knee?”
Oh yeah, two inches shorter than her usual dress. Rar, watch out for this spirit of rebellion.
“With-without stockings,” she said firmly.
“Ohmigawd, we’re like, totally getting through to her!” exclaimed Poland, doing a little victory dance. “Like, your hair is totally light enough so you don’t have to, but if you like, need to shave your legs, Seychelles could like, totally hook you up.”
Belgium popped in (Liechtenstein hadn’t noticed she’d left) wearing a very pretty blue dress and carrying a box of chocolates. Liechtenstein helped herself while Belgium joined in the discussion of what Liechtenstein ought to wear.
The chocolates were really quite tasty, though they had nothing on Switzerland’s, in Liechtenstein’s very biased opinion.
“-well, like, she’ll just have to try them on so we can see!” exclaimed Poland.
Liechtenstein licked the chocolate off of her fingertips. Poland held out the miniskirt dress. Well, why not? thought Liechtenstein. She was a banking country too. She could keep her secrets just as well as Switzerland. Thus emboldened, she took that one to the bathroom first and tried to feel empowered by the floofy pink taffeta miniskirt instead of confused as to how she was supposed to zip up her dress and tie it with a sash at the same time.
“Oh, Poland, it’s perfect!” exclaimed Hungary, once Liechtenstein emerged, sans stockings.
“I know right?” replied Poland, with all due modesty.
“It really looks alright?” asked Liechtenstein, a little nervously.
“No duh!” said Poland. “It’s so totally rad. Belgium, can you, like, hook Liech here with some shoes? Also, we’ve got to get you a nickname. Liechtenstein, like, sucks to say everytime I wanna get your attention.”
They all, for no readily apparent reason, drifted over to Belgium’s room to do make-up and hair and to envy Belgium’s huge shoe collection.
“Yo, Swizterland isn’t going to go totally postal on us for this, is he?” asked Poland, once he had found ‘the like, totally perfect kitten heels for Liech-who-needs-a-better-nickname’ and Taiwan had made Liechtenstein wear make-up for the first time. “Because, for realsies, I don’t want blood on my pink taffeta.”
“It’ll be fine,” said Taiwan, carefully touching up Liechtenstein’s pink eye shadow.
“I’m so sure.”
“Look, the dress is chic, not slutty. Switzerland may glare at you through the sight of his rifle, but he won’t actually pull the trigger.”
“Nah, classic Switzerland is shooting before sighting, amirite?” asked Poland, still unconvinced.
“Yeah,” said Belgium, with a hiccup. “I mean, no. I c’n see Liechtenstein’s knees so he might just… do the postal service thingy.”
“Great,” said Poland, wrinkling his nose. “Liechtenstein, sweetie, dry-clean that for me when you’re done with it.”
Re: Puh-lease Girlfriend 5b/?
anonymous
July 10 2009, 16:04:47 UTC
OH MY GOD.
I am loving this whole prompt! The girls of Hetalia need more love, and this is one of the funniest things I've read, ever. And YAY for Liechtenstein showing her knees! (Also, LOL POLAND. XD)
Late OP is unforgivably late
anonymous
July 10 2009, 23:26:03 UTC
I'm so sorry it took me so long to read this. I knew it was here, but didn't want to read it in a rush so I waited until my day off to read it. And I'm glad I did. You have very clever wording and hit my fancy with how you showed how nations think and speak.
Every time you author!anons write Seychelles, Taiwan, and Belgium, I grow to like them more and more. So much love.
And Liechtenstein is so...wonderful! She reminds me of my more timid friends who grew up to be more daring. It makes me proud and happy to see her transforming. And in kitten heels no less. Rawr.
I loved Belarus cracking a joke at her sister in part two. Yay to sisterly insults! And the part about Ukraine's boss was just awesome. And the slight jib at the royals.
Might I add that I am totes jealous (yes, I love Poland too) of Hungry for having Austria. What a man. [lecherous smile here] I lol'd so much at the Nutella part. Men. ^_~
“Like, I totally say so.” He rummaged through his selected dresses and pulled out a very short pink dress. “Try this one.”
Liechtenstein eyed the hemline. “I don’t think I could pull it off like you could.”
“Puh-lease girlfriend, with those legs?” demanded Poland. “You like, totally could pull off a mini.”
“I don’t think big brother would like it,” Liechtenstein said, though not very firmly. The champagne was making her feel marvelously light-headed and was making her think particularly foolishly. She had been a country just as long as Switzerland and though she adored her self-proclaimed big brother, she surely didn’t have to be as antisocial as he was. “But… maybe something under the knee?”
Oh yeah, two inches shorter than her usual dress. Rar, watch out for this spirit of rebellion.
“With-without stockings,” she said firmly.
“Ohmigawd, we’re like, totally getting through to her!” exclaimed Poland, doing a little victory dance. “Like, your hair is totally light enough so you don’t have to, but if you like, need to shave your legs, Seychelles could like, totally hook you up.”
Belgium popped in (Liechtenstein hadn’t noticed she’d left) wearing a very pretty blue dress and carrying a box of chocolates. Liechtenstein helped herself while Belgium joined in the discussion of what Liechtenstein ought to wear.
The chocolates were really quite tasty, though they had nothing on Switzerland’s, in Liechtenstein’s very biased opinion.
“-well, like, she’ll just have to try them on so we can see!” exclaimed Poland.
Liechtenstein licked the chocolate off of her fingertips. Poland held out the miniskirt dress. Well, why not? thought Liechtenstein. She was a banking country too. She could keep her secrets just as well as Switzerland. Thus emboldened, she took that one to the bathroom first and tried to feel empowered by the floofy pink taffeta miniskirt instead of confused as to how she was supposed to zip up her dress and tie it with a sash at the same time.
“Oh, Poland, it’s perfect!” exclaimed Hungary, once Liechtenstein emerged, sans stockings.
“I know right?” replied Poland, with all due modesty.
“It really looks alright?” asked Liechtenstein, a little nervously.
“No duh!” said Poland. “It’s so totally rad. Belgium, can you, like, hook Liech here with some shoes? Also, we’ve got to get you a nickname. Liechtenstein, like, sucks to say everytime I wanna get your attention.”
They all, for no readily apparent reason, drifted over to Belgium’s room to do make-up and hair and to envy Belgium’s huge shoe collection.
“Yo, Swizterland isn’t going to go totally postal on us for this, is he?” asked Poland, once he had found ‘the like, totally perfect kitten heels for Liech-who-needs-a-better-nickname’ and Taiwan had made Liechtenstein wear make-up for the first time. “Because, for realsies, I don’t want blood on my pink taffeta.”
“It’ll be fine,” said Taiwan, carefully touching up Liechtenstein’s pink eye shadow.
“I’m so sure.”
“Look, the dress is chic, not slutty. Switzerland may glare at you through the sight of his rifle, but he won’t actually pull the trigger.”
“Nah, classic Switzerland is shooting before sighting, amirite?” asked Poland, still unconvinced.
“Yeah,” said Belgium, with a hiccup. “I mean, no. I c’n see Liechtenstein’s knees so he might just… do the postal service thingy.”
“Great,” said Poland, wrinkling his nose. “Liechtenstein, sweetie, dry-clean that for me when you’re done with it.”
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Oh yeah, two inches shorter than her usual dress. Rar, watch out for this spirit of rebellion.
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah~ You go girl! \o/
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I swear Poland talking just cracks me up every friggin' time.
And Liechtenstein being "rebellious" ROFL OH MAN.
Just all the girls together- They need much more love, AM I RIGHT, GALS, AM I RIGHT.
I can't wait for the party, too 8,D I wonder if they're gonna end up setting cute lil' Liechtenstein with anyone?
Can't wait for more!
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This anon would like to see a jealous Switzerland when he sees his sister at a party with somebody. Haha. x3
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I am loving this whole prompt! The girls of Hetalia need more love, and this is one of the funniest things I've read, ever. And YAY for Liechtenstein showing her knees! (Also, LOL POLAND. XD)
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Every time you author!anons write Seychelles, Taiwan, and Belgium, I grow to like them more and more. So much love.
And Liechtenstein is so...wonderful! She reminds me of my more timid friends who grew up to be more daring. It makes me proud and happy to see her transforming. And in kitten heels no less. Rawr.
I loved Belarus cracking a joke at her sister in part two. Yay to sisterly insults! And the part about Ukraine's boss was just awesome. And the slight jib at the royals.
Might I add that I am totes jealous (yes, I love Poland too) of Hungry for having Austria. What a man. [lecherous smile here] I lol'd so much at the Nutella part. Men. ^_~
I look forward to the rest.
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