The Best of Both Worlds (1/1)
anonymous
July 5 2009, 23:19:30 UTC
I'm a big fat Disneychannel fag and I cannot lie.
America, Canada and Poland were sitting in America's living room watching the Disney channel. Poland wanted to rewatch High School Musical but his TV was on the fritz and since Liet was out replenishing his first aid kit and Canada didn't feel like standing on the roof with a coat hanger in an attempt to catch a signal, they were all at America's, who wasn't even pretending to object.
As the fresh faced youngsters of East High let everyone know that they were all in this together, Canada reached for the remote control. "Dude...what are you doing?" asked America. "The movie's over, eh? I wanted to watch Mythbusters." "Fuck you!" said America, "Hannah Montana marathon up next." "Oh my god, you are such a pedo for her, it's disgusting," said Poland primly. "Yeah dude, she's what, ten? And you're like, almost three hundred years old? Chris Hansen would have your ass and you know it." "I look nineteen!" said America, "It's totally acceptable." "It's still a felony." "Shut up!" yelled America. The familiar upbeat ditty about enjoying a double life of fame and normalcy was playing. There was no escape now.
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"Not gonna lie, that was pretty funny" said Canada. "You're high all the time so you find, like, random objects funny," replied Poland. "I've seen you laugh hysterically at like, phonebooks. Vending machines. The Pope." "Man, that little car!" Canada collapsed into a fit of helpless giggles. "Whatever, I love this fucking show. I'm just gonna grab me a few burgers and be right back," said America. He practically danced into the kitchen, humming. "Who said, who said, I can't be President, I say, I say, that I know I caa~aan? Na-na-na-na, something something else about achieving your dreams!" "Good save," remarked a familiar voice, and America whirled around to see England sitting in the kitchen. "England! Dude, why are you here? And why can't you start wearing a collar with bells or something, you almost gave me a heart attack." "Kinky but no. And I ran out of sugar at mine so I came to borrow some. Please ignore me and continue with your obscene gyrations." "Uh huh, I bet you'd like that," said America, almost absentmindedly, peeling some gherkin off a burger. (Why did they even exist?) But he became acutely aware of a pair of hips pressing him up against the counter and a low voice whispering, "Yes, actually." America's brain kind of split in two. A big part of him wanted to stay and try out the tabletop for something else other than dumping groceries onto, but another part of him wanted to go back to the living room and continue watching TV. This part sang in a peculiarly husky Southern accent. Suddenly, a flash of inspiration hit him. "Uh England? I got my eyes set on you and I'm ready to aim. The next time we hang out, I will redeem myself. My heart can't rest till then, whoa-hoa. And I can't wait to see you again. Hopefully when this marathon is over. Bye!" He hurriedly pecked England and ran off with his tray of burgers, leaving one really confused and horny island in the kitchen. "Sweet Hannah, I am back," whispered America as he plonked himself down between Canada and Poland.
Re: The Best of Both Worlds (1/1)
anonymous
July 6 2009, 02:03:10 UTC
Was just on Disney Channel here. LOL Alfred and Hannah Montana OMFG and Poland and HSM LOL and Canada with MYTHBUSTERS HECK YES. ...And...And Alfred bursting into song while ditching England. LOL'D TO DEATH OH MAN. Hecka funny, anon, yesyesyes... "England went to the pub." Oh poor dear.
Omg this was perfect. I love you author!anon. canada, america, and poland watching disney channel is just...too amazing for words. I would totally watch with them. C:
"Uh England? I got my eyes set on you and I'm ready to aim. The next time we hang out, I will redeem myself. My heart can't rest till then, whoa-hoa. And I can't wait to see you again. Hopefully when this marathon is over. Bye!" Hahaha my favorite line! XD Oh Alfred, you're such a dork...denying sex for a Hannah Montana marathon. Poor Arthur. ;;
This is just made of awesome and win and thanks for the fill~
History fag here
anonymous
July 9 2009, 04:05:26 UTC
"Yeah dude, she's what, ten? And you're like, almost three hundred years old? Chris Hansen would have your ass and you know it."
Actually, the first documented European arrival on what would become the U.S. mainland was in 1513. And the first successful English settlements were the Virginia Colony in Jamestown in 1607. So America is about 500 years old, witch make him even more of a LOLI pedo perver xD
America, Canada and Poland were sitting in America's living room watching the Disney channel. Poland wanted to rewatch High School Musical but his TV was on the fritz and since Liet was out replenishing his first aid kit and Canada didn't feel like standing on the roof with a coat hanger in an attempt to catch a signal, they were all at America's, who wasn't even pretending to object.
As the fresh faced youngsters of East High let everyone know that they were all in this together, Canada reached for the remote control.
"Dude...what are you doing?" asked America.
"The movie's over, eh? I wanted to watch Mythbusters."
"Fuck you!" said America, "Hannah Montana marathon up next."
"Oh my god, you are such a pedo for her, it's disgusting," said Poland primly.
"Yeah dude, she's what, ten? And you're like, almost three hundred years old? Chris Hansen would have your ass and you know it."
"I look nineteen!" said America, "It's totally acceptable."
"It's still a felony."
"Shut up!" yelled America. The familiar upbeat ditty about enjoying a double life of fame and normalcy was playing. There was no escape now.
---
"Not gonna lie, that was pretty funny" said Canada.
"You're high all the time so you find, like, random objects funny," replied Poland. "I've seen you laugh hysterically at like, phonebooks. Vending machines. The Pope."
"Man, that little car!" Canada collapsed into a fit of helpless giggles.
"Whatever, I love this fucking show. I'm just gonna grab me a few burgers and be right back," said America.
He practically danced into the kitchen, humming.
"Who said, who said, I can't be President, I say, I say, that I know I caa~aan? Na-na-na-na, something something else about achieving your dreams!"
"Good save," remarked a familiar voice, and America whirled around to see England sitting in the kitchen.
"England! Dude, why are you here? And why can't you start wearing a collar with bells or something, you almost gave me a heart attack."
"Kinky but no. And I ran out of sugar at mine so I came to borrow some. Please ignore me and continue with your obscene gyrations."
"Uh huh, I bet you'd like that," said America, almost absentmindedly, peeling some gherkin off a burger. (Why did they even exist?) But he became acutely aware of a pair of hips pressing him up against the counter and a low voice whispering, "Yes, actually."
America's brain kind of split in two. A big part of him wanted to stay and try out the tabletop for something else other than dumping groceries onto, but another part of him wanted to go back to the living room and continue watching TV. This part sang in a peculiarly husky Southern accent. Suddenly, a flash of inspiration hit him.
"Uh England? I got my eyes set on you and I'm ready to aim. The next time we hang out, I will redeem myself. My heart can't rest till then, whoa-hoa. And I can't wait to see you again. Hopefully when this marathon is over. Bye!"
He hurriedly pecked England and ran off with his tray of burgers, leaving one really confused and horny island in the kitchen.
"Sweet Hannah, I am back," whispered America as he plonked himself down between Canada and Poland.
---
England went to the pub.
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But what got me...
Was that little car.
I can't stop thinking about it now.
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LOL Alfred and Hannah Montana OMFG and Poland and HSM LOL and Canada with MYTHBUSTERS HECK YES.
...And...And Alfred bursting into song while ditching England. LOL'D TO DEATH OH MAN.
Hecka funny, anon, yesyesyes...
"England went to the pub." Oh poor dear.
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LoL oh ALfred~
but seriously, I can imagine them going with the D option(smex with hannah in the background, now THAT is kinky. *brick'd* )
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"Uh England? I got my eyes set on you and I'm ready to aim. The next time we hang out, I will redeem myself. My heart can't rest till then, whoa-hoa. And I can't wait to see you again. Hopefully when this marathon is over. Bye!"
Hahaha my favorite line! XD Oh Alfred, you're such a dork...denying sex for a Hannah Montana marathon. Poor Arthur. ;;
This is just made of awesome and win and thanks for the fill~
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Actually, the first documented European arrival on what would become the U.S. mainland was in 1513. And the first successful English settlements were the Virginia Colony in Jamestown in 1607. So America is about 500 years old, witch make him even more of a LOLI pedo perver xD
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