Thank You, Terrifying Little Sister! 2/3
anonymous
July 1 2009, 19:05:15 UTC
Italy is crying as even Germany seems to be shaking a little (“Germanyyyy!” “Oh good Lord…”). Romano is hiding behind Spain, telling him he better protect him or he’ll hurt him (“You bastard! Don‘t hide behind me, you‘re stronger!”). France is crossing Belarus off some list of his frantically and Lithuania is trying to get up, but Poland is holding onto him and not letting him go (“She’s lonely!” “She’s totally crazy and will like, break your neck this time or something!”)
“You wanted to be the hero!” England shouts. “Go be the damn hero!”
America is staring at the door Belarus is pounding on and gulps. Can a hero really reason with what seems like the devil itself? Even Russia is afraid of her and he scares everybody! But heroes are fearless! They will do what is the best for everybody even if they risk their own life! He has to remind himself of this a few times (and the entire room has to scream at him to go and fucking fix it!) before he walks up to the door with Russia clinging to him.
“Um, Belarus?”
The pounding stops for a minute and then she talks.
“You’re not my brother. You’re that idiot America.”
“I’m a hero and I’m trying to help you here!”
“By helping me marry my brother?”
America frowns and Russia begins shivering more. “Uh, no. See, Russia…doesn’t want to marry you and listen, you can’t just force marriage on somebody. That kind of marriage wouldn’t work! It wouldn’t last, Belarus. So, I think--”
“Brother is just being…silly. He will see reason once he agrees to marry me. It is best for all of us. Open this door and I won’t break it down.”
America laughs. “You? Break it down? There’s no way you can do that!”
He regrets those words when all of the sudden, a banshee like scream comes from her and Belarus begins hitting the door again. This time, though, there seems to be more force and the wood on the door is actually falling apart!
“Holy shit!” America screams and backs away. “This girl is like some kind of weird mutant! Of course she’d be your sister!” He yells to Russia, but Russia doesn’t seem to be listening as he just keeps screaming at her to go away.
Everybody else in the room is freaking out (except for Lithuania who keeps saying he can calm her down, but it seems like Poland is trying to talk some sense into him) and scrambling for any exit there is. Unfortunately, they’re three stories up and jumping out the window wouldn’t be the safest idea.
“Listen, you! If you don’t stop, all of us will stop you!” America yells.
Thank You, Terrifying Little Sister! 3/3
anonymous
July 1 2009, 19:09:04 UTC
“Then I’ll kill you all!” Her pounds have become even more strong and everybody screams.
“Keep us out of this, fucking git!” England screams as he hides under his chair.
America, in his own moments of “Oh my God, I’m going to die thanks to some batshit crazy woman!” forgot about Russia and as he did, he didn’t notice that Russia had stopped clinging to him. Actually, he doesn’t think or notice anything until finally the door is torn off the hinges and a few nations have actually jumped out of the window (“Viva la France!”).
Russia is kissing him and fuck, he’s going to be raped by this terrorist before he’s killed by his sister and he’s too young to die and--whoa. Communists must have kissing classes because damn, Russia is pretty good at this. Really good at this. So good, America has no problem forgetting just what is going, who he is kissing, and actually wraps his arms around him as he opens his mouth and let’s Russia’s tongue into it.
The nations that haven’t jumped out the window or passed out, are looking on in shock as America actually starts to unbutton Russia’s coat to get his hands inside it. This had not been an outcome anybody had been expecting,
Even Belarus is too stunned to go on the killing spree she had promised. But then she just looks angry and pockets her knife.
“You may have won this round filthy American, but soon enough I'll crack the gay gene...Ivan will be mine…!” She walks away and everybody lets out a breath of relief.
England sits back up in his chair, acting like nothing had happened and that they don’t have to buy a new door or that France isn’t on the ground three stories below writhing in pain, or that he didn’t come severely close to pissing his pants.
“I didn’t think you’d two actually be willing to go that far to save us all!” England actually looks a little proud, but when Russia and America just don’t stop and it seems there’s some groping going on, his pride falters. “Uh, she’s gone now? You can stop…America? Russia? I said you can stop!”
But they don’t and instead decide everybody is being too loud and make their way to a closet where a series of moans and screams come.
OP here and happy!
anonymous
July 1 2009, 20:49:41 UTC
YES that was AMAZING! Nice Cold War touch too.
And you managed both quotes in beautifully. Bravo! (I'm glad it was England who had the final line. Oh and France's three story leap made me laugh so damn hard! )
Re: Thank You, Terrifying Little Sister! 3/3
anonymous
April 15 2011, 13:00:39 UTC
Russia is kissing him and fuck, he’s going to be raped by this terrorist before he’s killed by his sister and he’s too young to die and--whoa. Communists must have kissing classes because damn, Russia is pretty good at this. Really good at this. So good, America has no problem forgetting just what is going, who he is kissing, and actually wraps his arms around him as he opens his mouth and let’s Russia’s tongue into it.
Have my soul, anon. And you too OP, 'cos of this awesome request.
“You wanted to be the hero!” England shouts. “Go be the damn hero!”
America is staring at the door Belarus is pounding on and gulps. Can a hero really reason with what seems like the devil itself? Even Russia is afraid of her and he scares everybody! But heroes are fearless! They will do what is the best for everybody even if they risk their own life! He has to remind himself of this a few times (and the entire room has to scream at him to go and fucking fix it!) before he walks up to the door with Russia clinging to him.
“Um, Belarus?”
The pounding stops for a minute and then she talks.
“You’re not my brother. You’re that idiot America.”
“I’m a hero and I’m trying to help you here!”
“By helping me marry my brother?”
America frowns and Russia begins shivering more. “Uh, no. See, Russia…doesn’t want to marry you and listen, you can’t just force marriage on somebody. That kind of marriage wouldn’t work! It wouldn’t last, Belarus. So, I think--”
“Brother is just being…silly. He will see reason once he agrees to marry me. It is best for all of us. Open this door and I won’t break it down.”
America laughs. “You? Break it down? There’s no way you can do that!”
He regrets those words when all of the sudden, a banshee like scream comes from her and Belarus begins hitting the door again. This time, though, there seems to be more force and the wood on the door is actually falling apart!
“Holy shit!” America screams and backs away. “This girl is like some kind of weird mutant! Of course she’d be your sister!” He yells to Russia, but Russia doesn’t seem to be listening as he just keeps screaming at her to go away.
Everybody else in the room is freaking out (except for Lithuania who keeps saying he can calm her down, but it seems like Poland is trying to talk some sense into him) and scrambling for any exit there is. Unfortunately, they’re three stories up and jumping out the window wouldn’t be the safest idea.
“Listen, you! If you don’t stop, all of us will stop you!” America yells.
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“Keep us out of this, fucking git!” England screams as he hides under his chair.
America, in his own moments of “Oh my God, I’m going to die thanks to some batshit crazy woman!” forgot about Russia and as he did, he didn’t notice that Russia had stopped clinging to him. Actually, he doesn’t think or notice anything until finally the door is torn off the hinges and a few nations have actually jumped out of the window (“Viva la France!”).
Russia is kissing him and fuck, he’s going to be raped by this terrorist before he’s killed by his sister and he’s too young to die and--whoa. Communists must have kissing classes because damn, Russia is pretty good at this. Really good at this. So good, America has no problem forgetting just what is going, who he is kissing, and actually wraps his arms around him as he opens his mouth and let’s Russia’s tongue into it.
The nations that haven’t jumped out the window or passed out, are looking on in shock as America actually starts to unbutton Russia’s coat to get his hands inside it. This had not been an outcome anybody had been expecting,
Even Belarus is too stunned to go on the killing spree she had promised. But then she just looks angry and pockets her knife.
“You may have won this round filthy American, but soon enough I'll crack the gay gene...Ivan will be mine…!” She walks away and everybody lets out a breath of relief.
England sits back up in his chair, acting like nothing had happened and that they don’t have to buy a new door or that France isn’t on the ground three stories below writhing in pain, or that he didn’t come severely close to pissing his pants.
“I didn’t think you’d two actually be willing to go that far to save us all!” England actually looks a little proud, but when Russia and America just don’t stop and it seems there’s some groping going on, his pride falters. “Uh, she’s gone now? You can stop…America? Russia? I said you can stop!”
But they don’t and instead decide everybody is being too loud and make their way to a closet where a series of moans and screams come.
“Oh bloody hell."
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And you managed both quotes in beautifully. Bravo! (I'm glad it was England who had the final line. Oh and France's three story leap made me laugh so damn hard! )
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Have my soul, anon. And you too OP, 'cos of this awesome request.
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