Hero Junior [2/2]
anonymous
June 28 2009, 20:48:15 UTC
For a moment, there was silence, everyone thinking about who could have the blue shiny boxers. Poland even took a notebook out and flipped through it, pointing at some pages, discussing them with Italy. After a few minutes, he got up from his chair.
“Alright, we’re like, totally going to settle this now because I, like, have to go pick mushrooms.” Lithuania nodded in agreement. “So, I’m just like, going to go down the list.” He held up his notebook.
“Japan?” The black haired Nation shook his head. “Not me, I would have noticed something blue and shiny.”
“France?” “I’m quite flattered, but unfortunately, non.” “Greece?” “Nope. I’d really like to see them though.” He winked. “As soon as I get them back.” America replied, and Greece high fived Spain.
“You guys should like, totally stick to the subject. Rude.” Poland said, before continuing. “China?” “No, aru. Though I haven’t checked the kitchen yet..” Prussia whistled. “Ooh, kinky.” “Rude!” Poland repeated, clearing his throat.
“England?” Arthur leant back in his chair, a confident smirk on his face. “You heard me earlier.” “Turkey?” “Ha! I’m glad to have my own underwear back, I don’t have his.” “Spain?” “Not yet.” “Romano?” “I don’t have his.” “Lithuania?” He shook his head. “No, I’m sorry.” “Prussia?” “He wished.”
“..Canada?” “No, I think he was wearing different ones at the sleepover..”
Everyone eyed America suspiciously. “I didn’t do it okay!” He said nervously.
“Right, we’re like, totally moving on. Switzerland?” “Hey! Why are you skipping Italy!” Poland rolled his eyes. “That’s like, totally obvious. Have you like, ever seen him with underwear?” “…” Switzerland had to admit, Poland made a good point. “Well?” “I told you before, I don’t have them.”
“Austria?” “No.” At this, America started making hand movements at Austria, whispering to him loudly. “-Have you checked under the piano?-” Several Nations chuckled as Austria flushed again. “Yes. I don’t have them.”
“Hungary?” “No.. it’s too bad..”
“..then we’re like, out of people to ask..” “Hey, what about that potato bastard!” Romano questioned, and Poland snorted. “Pssh. Everyone knows he’s like, totally a virgin.” Germany’s face met his palm again.
“And you~?” Italy asked, looking at Poland. “Nah, I don’t have them, because I would have like, totally showed them to you guys.”
Everyone looked at each other, America still standing. He sighed. “Oh..well.. Maybe I’ll just have to get new ones then.. I hope that whoever has them still finds them though..”
Then, Russia sneezed.
And everyone gasped.
“You..” Poland started, pointing at Russia with his pen. “Please tell me you didn’t.” England said to America, who scratched the back of his head and threw him an apologetic smile. “Oh my, aru..”
Russia just smiled that usual smile of his, and it said all there needed to be said.
“I like, totally thought I had everyone down!” Poland exclaimed, hurriedly scribbling down Russia’s name in his notebook.
“..Seriously, you didn’t know he screwed Alfred? Knowing the man he’s probably wearing those boxers right now.” Prussia said, snorting.
At this, all the Nations looked at Russia in horror.
Russia ignored the stares, and turned to America.
“You are one with me now, da?”
France clutched his chest in shock and started doing damage control with England, who was busy pulling the hairs out of his head. Spain grimaced, trying to get the image out of his head and Romano held his hands over Italy’s ears. Poland was busy taking notes, and Latvia fainted, making Estonia flip out like crazy. Hungary and Japan were exchanging batteries, cameras in hand, as Austria tried hard not to choke on his water. Prussia couldn’t seem to stop laughing, and America..
Re: Hero Junior [2/2]
anonymous
June 29 2009, 17:03:51 UTC
So much for not getting caught reading this. Around the fourth time I started giggling uncontrollably, my mother asked to see what I was reading. Damn you, anon.
Re: Hero Junior [2/2]
anonymous
June 19 2010, 08:03:28 UTC
Ahahhahahah--!
*Takes breath*
--Ahahah! XD Favorite: Greece/America (high-fives), Austria/America! (“-Have you checked under the piano?-”) XDDD My, my, it turns out the entire planet has scored with Alfred! ^o- Author!anon, you amaze me in all the right ways!
“Alright, we’re like, totally going to settle this now because I, like, have to go pick mushrooms.”
Lithuania nodded in agreement.
“So, I’m just like, going to go down the list.” He held up his notebook.
“Japan?”
The black haired Nation shook his head.
“Not me, I would have noticed something blue and shiny.”
“France?”
“I’m quite flattered, but unfortunately, non.”
“Greece?”
“Nope. I’d really like to see them though.” He winked.
“As soon as I get them back.” America replied, and Greece high fived Spain.
“You guys should like, totally stick to the subject. Rude.” Poland said, before continuing.
“China?”
“No, aru. Though I haven’t checked the kitchen yet..”
Prussia whistled.
“Ooh, kinky.”
“Rude!” Poland repeated, clearing his throat.
“England?”
Arthur leant back in his chair, a confident smirk on his face.
“You heard me earlier.”
“Turkey?”
“Ha! I’m glad to have my own underwear back, I don’t have his.”
“Spain?”
“Not yet.”
“Romano?”
“I don’t have his.”
“Lithuania?”
He shook his head. “No, I’m sorry.”
“Prussia?”
“He wished.”
“..Canada?”
“No, I think he was wearing different ones at the sleepover..”
Everyone eyed America suspiciously.
“I didn’t do it okay!” He said nervously.
“Right, we’re like, totally moving on. Switzerland?”
“Hey! Why are you skipping Italy!”
Poland rolled his eyes.
“That’s like, totally obvious. Have you like, ever seen him with underwear?”
“…” Switzerland had to admit, Poland made a good point.
“Well?”
“I told you before, I don’t have them.”
“Austria?”
“No.”
At this, America started making hand movements at Austria, whispering to him loudly.
“-Have you checked under the piano?-”
Several Nations chuckled as Austria flushed again.
“Yes. I don’t have them.”
“Hungary?”
“No.. it’s too bad..”
“..then we’re like, out of people to ask..”
“Hey, what about that potato bastard!” Romano questioned, and Poland snorted.
“Pssh. Everyone knows he’s like, totally a virgin.”
Germany’s face met his palm again.
“And you~?” Italy asked, looking at Poland.
“Nah, I don’t have them, because I would have like, totally showed them to you guys.”
Everyone looked at each other, America still standing. He sighed.
“Oh..well.. Maybe I’ll just have to get new ones then.. I hope that whoever has them still finds them though..”
Then, Russia sneezed.
And everyone gasped.
“You..” Poland started, pointing at Russia with his pen.
“Please tell me you didn’t.” England said to America, who scratched the back of his head and threw him an apologetic smile.
“Oh my, aru..”
Russia just smiled that usual smile of his, and it said all there needed to be said.
“I like, totally thought I had everyone down!” Poland exclaimed, hurriedly scribbling down Russia’s name in his notebook.
“..Seriously, you didn’t know he screwed Alfred? Knowing the man he’s probably wearing those boxers right now.” Prussia said, snorting.
At this, all the Nations looked at Russia in horror.
Russia ignored the stares, and turned to America.
“You are one with me now, da?”
France clutched his chest in shock and started doing damage control with England, who was busy pulling the hairs out of his head. Spain grimaced, trying to get the image out of his head and Romano held his hands over Italy’s ears. Poland was busy taking notes, and Latvia fainted, making Estonia flip out like crazy. Hungary and Japan were exchanging batteries, cameras in hand, as Austria tried hard not to choke on his water. Prussia couldn’t seem to stop laughing, and America..
..smiled in relief.
“Thanks everyone!”
They were all going to hell.
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this? made of fucking win. (loved how everyone just assumed America would be the one to be blamed for any brotherly incest between him and Canada)
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THIS IS SO AWESOME MERE WORDS CANNOT HOPE TO EXPRESS THE PURE WIN THIS IS MADE OF.
...I w-want to g-go to he-hell with them...OTL
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Hell is apparently going to get very sexy XD
And now I feel compelled to ship US/Greece.......
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Please write humor your whole life so I can continue to die laughing.
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...are simply amazing. 8D
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Good grief, that was win! XD
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XDDDDDDDDDD
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*Takes breath*
--Ahahah! XD Favorite: Greece/America (high-fives), Austria/America! (“-Have you checked under the piano?-”) XDDD My, my, it turns out the entire planet has scored with Alfred! ^o- Author!anon, you amaze me in all the right ways!
*Hops on a plane to hell*
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