Hero Junior [1/?]
anonymous
June 28 2009, 20:33:16 UTC
Anon got a little carried away when writing this request. It was too tempting. Hope OP enjoys~!
The sun was slowly setting and after many hours of tiring discussions, the day was coming to an end. America was just about to wrap up his last presentation, when something came to mind.
“Oh yes, I almost forgot!”
“I probably left my underwear with one of you guys, but I can’t remember who. I would really appreciate it if you can return it to me a.s.a.p.”
One would expect eyes to widen and blushes to spread, but Japan simply raised his hand.
“Yes, Japan?” “What does the underwear look like?” “Oh, you know, the blue shiny ones that say ‘Hero Junior’!”
Japan nodded in understanding, not showing the vaguest of emotions at the reply. France, however, snorted.
“Ah oui, I remember those. Didn’t I rip them once?” “No, you didn’t. Those were the ‘Statue of Liberty’ ones.” “Hmm..” “You mean you don’t have those anymore?” Greece interrupted. “Too bad.. I liked them..” “Yeah, they had a charm, aru.” China added, nodding in agreement.
“You sure you didn’t leave them with Arthur?” Turkey asked, chewing on his pen. “That’s impossible.” Arthur replied. “When he comes to me, he’s not wearing any underwear in the first place.”
America grinned sheepishly at the whistles this triggered from several other nations.
“Nice, Arthur, nice.” Spain said, giving him a thumbs up. He turned to America then. “I’m afraid I haven’t seen the ones you’re talking about, but you still have my tomato ones if I’m not mistaken..”
Romano chuckled at this. “No, he doesn’t.”
“Ehm.. sir America.. were the ones you have lost silk?” Lithuania asked softly. America took a moment to think on that. “No, I don’t think so. I don’t have silk underwear.”
“*cough*Liar*cough*”
Everyone looked at Prussia, who just grinned.
“Didn’t you leave them at my place last weekend?” Canada said, and for once, he didn’t have to repeat himself ten times to be heard.
All the Nations stared at America in shock, and he stuttered, waving his hands about. “No, no! We just had a sleepover!” All the eyes shot back to Canada, who nodded happily, and they all breathed out in relief.
“You like, totally had me there for a second.” Poland said, still looking a bit shocked. “Ve~ But.. you said he could go on for at least two hou-” Poland turned to Italy and smiled. “No Feli, I like, didn’t mean the sex. I meant he like, totally had me thinking he screwed his little brother.” “Ooooh~” Italy said, glancing at Romano, who caught his stare and winked in a ‘not that there’s anything wrong with screwing your little brother’ way.
“Well, I don’t have them.” Switzerland said determined. “You sound very sure..” France teased. “..been lonely lately?” Switzerland glared, cursing the fact that he wasn’t allowed to take guns to meetings.
“Maybe Austria has them,” Turkey tried again. “because I always have to go to him to get mine back.” Austria flushed a deep crimson and averted his eyes. “Hungary just likes to collect..things..” He said softly, and the Nations turned to Hungary, who sighed.
“I wish I had those. But I don’t.” Her eyes lit up again as she continued. “I do have Germany’s!”
Like a tennis match, all the heads turned again, this time to Germany, who frowned. “I’m not a part of this nonsense and I would prefer it if you left me out of this.”
“Oh?” America asked, genuinely concerned. “but our date for next week is still on, right?”
The sun was slowly setting and after many hours of tiring discussions, the day was coming to an end. America was just about to wrap up his last presentation, when something came to mind.
“Oh yes, I almost forgot!”
“I probably left my underwear with one of you guys, but I can’t remember who. I would really appreciate it if you can return it to me a.s.a.p.”
One would expect eyes to widen and blushes to spread, but Japan simply raised his hand.
“Yes, Japan?”
“What does the underwear look like?”
“Oh, you know, the blue shiny ones that say ‘Hero Junior’!”
Japan nodded in understanding, not showing the vaguest of emotions at the reply. France, however, snorted.
“Ah oui, I remember those. Didn’t I rip them once?”
“No, you didn’t. Those were the ‘Statue of Liberty’ ones.”
“Hmm..”
“You mean you don’t have those anymore?” Greece interrupted. “Too bad.. I liked them..”
“Yeah, they had a charm, aru.” China added, nodding in agreement.
“You sure you didn’t leave them with Arthur?” Turkey asked, chewing on his pen.
“That’s impossible.” Arthur replied. “When he comes to me, he’s not wearing any underwear in the first place.”
America grinned sheepishly at the whistles this triggered from several other nations.
“Nice, Arthur, nice.” Spain said, giving him a thumbs up. He turned to America then. “I’m afraid I haven’t seen the ones you’re talking about, but you still have my tomato ones if I’m not mistaken..”
Romano chuckled at this.
“No, he doesn’t.”
“Ehm.. sir America.. were the ones you have lost silk?” Lithuania asked softly.
America took a moment to think on that.
“No, I don’t think so. I don’t have silk underwear.”
“*cough*Liar*cough*”
Everyone looked at Prussia, who just grinned.
“Didn’t you leave them at my place last weekend?” Canada said, and for once, he didn’t have to repeat himself ten times to be heard.
All the Nations stared at America in shock, and he stuttered, waving his hands about.
“No, no! We just had a sleepover!”
All the eyes shot back to Canada, who nodded happily, and they all breathed out in relief.
“You like, totally had me there for a second.” Poland said, still looking a bit shocked.
“Ve~ But.. you said he could go on for at least two hou-”
Poland turned to Italy and smiled.
“No Feli, I like, didn’t mean the sex. I meant he like, totally had me thinking he screwed his little brother.”
“Ooooh~” Italy said, glancing at Romano, who caught his stare and winked in a ‘not that there’s anything wrong with screwing your little brother’ way.
“Well, I don’t have them.” Switzerland said determined.
“You sound very sure..” France teased. “..been lonely lately?”
Switzerland glared, cursing the fact that he wasn’t allowed to take guns to meetings.
“Maybe Austria has them,” Turkey tried again. “because I always have to go to him to get mine back.”
Austria flushed a deep crimson and averted his eyes.
“Hungary just likes to collect..things..” He said softly, and the Nations turned to Hungary, who sighed.
“I wish I had those. But I don’t.” Her eyes lit up again as she continued. “I do have Germany’s!”
Like a tennis match, all the heads turned again, this time to Germany, who frowned.
“I’m not a part of this nonsense and I would prefer it if you left me out of this.”
“Oh?” America asked, genuinely concerned. “but our date for next week is still on, right?”
Germany let his face meet his palm.
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