HETALIA KINK MEME PART 5

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Notes~ anonymous June 10 2009, 11:30:28 UTC
Fr/Uk
-I'm almost positive Ireland has had a horrible and blood history with Britain, and I KNOW Scotland has. Also Patrick and Alec are awesome stereotypical names. OH COME ON, LIKE ARTHUR ISN'T!
-I know, UK should include Ireland and Scotland, but it says in the comics that Scotland is his older bro, so I thought 'why not?'
-My Scottish Grandma has a saying: The Irish and Scottish agree only only two things. Their love of alcohol and their hatred of the English

Uk/Fr
-Badly done French:
Va te faire foutre! - Kiss my ass? Get stuffed? All I know it is a commonish insult according to the internet.
Connard - Jerk/fool
Salaud - Bastard
-Look up French military victories, nuff said.
-The victories Francis states are ones that found, if they don't count please forgive me for we learn little European history outside of the World Wars, and simply replace them in your mind with ones that do count.

Ita/Ger
-Badly done Italian:
Perfetto - Perfect
Al dente - When the pasta is still a little hard, or has a little bit of 'bite'.
-Gnocchi is delicious pasta wrapped around potato. So~o good!! It's my fav! Also, not pronounced like Ludwig did.

Ger/Ita
-Around WWII + homosexuality = not compatible. Nuff said

Can/Cuba
-Aki and Saltfish is fzking delish! I cry for those who have never had it's pleasure.

Cuba/Can
-Saskatchewan's wheat fields are known as the "Bread basket of Canada" and we <3 them long time for all we make fun of them
-Sugar cane is delicious and sweet, but very hard to break. We had to cut ours. I know they have in the Caribbean, although I don't know about Cuba specifically
-Castro is kind of infamous for his anti-homosexuality and is not too well liked by many world leaders.
-Yes, Harper is a jerk.

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Notes 2 anonymous June 10 2009, 11:40:21 UTC
Okay, so I screwed up D: Will this ever stooooop? No.

Fr/Uk
-Christian Lacroix: A French designer. He did a lot of couture, and then started doing Prêt-à-Porter. His major criticism was that even his Prêt-à-Porter was really wearable for the average woman. But he's very famous.
-Prêt-à-Porter: Ready to wear. Basically clothing that is manufactured and off a rack at a store.
-ALSO: This one totes celebrates the upcoming release of "Pub and Go!" (and Arthur's other song, but let's face it Pub and Go is better). ALSO it comes out on my birthday. My 19th birthday. When, in Canada, I can legally go pubbing. <3

Uk/Fr
-Forgot to mention, the "French Military Victories" thing was done by a Canadian, hence his protesting XD

That's all, I swear...

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Random Anon anonymous June 10 2009, 23:47:07 UTC
asdkasjdaslkjdsa~~~~~~~~~~~

I always love more fills and pleasingly happy to see THIS one filled more!!!

"French Military Victories"... Yea, I did search that... Lololol~ Done by a Canadian? Oh lordy~~~~~~~~~~~~ I'm bias so the Fr/Eng/Fr one was my fav, but I totally snickered on Cuba/Canada/Cuba too!!! Plus Ger/N.Italy/Ger was ridiculously funny in its own way... XDDDDDDDDD

I can never get enough of drunk!Arthur, perhaps until the time he starts spewing his loads. =_=|| *mimics Francis looking up the ceiling*

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OP wishes to hug you anonymous June 14 2009, 10:35:08 UTC
I don't want to take up comment room, but don't believe I love you any less for it, anon (and I'm writing these as I read through each set, so, er... Things may double up):

*is shaking with supressed laughter* Oh God. Oh God oh God oh God. France. England. "The sex." "Did you mean French Military Defeats?" *head+desk* I love you, anon. You've made my night. And the fact that England didn't recognise Canada. YES. Thank you, dear anon, OP is HELLA HAPPY.

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Oh, oh! I - I knew it! I knew he'd see things from Lovino's perspective! (I'm sorry, but whenever he's mentioned, he just steals my attention). B-But, Ludwig and his pronounciation and - and the Italians - HAVE MY HEART~ <3

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And finally - Canada/Cuba/Canada. These two were more serious and sniffle worthy than the others, though I was smiling (sadly) throughout them. Oh Canada~ <3 And Cuba with his ice cream and sugar cane.

Lovely work, anon. OP is really, really happy (she wishes to beg for more, but she won't; she feels spoilt already). Thank you and have a really enjoyable (and safe) birthday!

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Writer hugs you first!~ anonymous June 15 2009, 07:02:05 UTC
I don't mind at all!

I'm so glad that you liked them! I had a looooot of fun writing them and coming up with them! The French Military thing is just too funny I really wanted to use it! I also wanted to do a Spain/S.Ita/Spain, but I haven't read enough of them to think I could do one that wouldn't suck too much shite, but Lovino is so much fun yes!

The Can/Cuba/Can, hahaaa, it is a little mean, but that's the way the character are XD Canada is destined to have bad boyfriends! But I like it best that way (bad patriot, bad!)

I'm glad that you like them! You may get some more anyways, there's nothing I love writing more than short and fun things! (Plus: No more school!) Thank you! I will~

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Re: Notes~ anonymous June 10 2009, 16:22:03 UTC
Not sure if you care, but there are tons of sugar cane fields in Cuba~ (just incase you wanted to know *brick'd*)

This Canada!Anon traveling experiences screams out Hetalia... Only ever been to America and Cuba...

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Thanks~ <3 anonymous June 10 2009, 16:29:45 UTC
I thought there were, but I wasn't sure. This Canadanon's relatives are all Jamaican or Scottish, and my Jamaican side has this real hate/love/hate/hate thing with Cuba so I never ended up learning too much about it~

This Canadanon/Writer!anon envies you, but think what you said is hilariously true

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Re: Thanks~ <3 anonymous June 10 2009, 16:37:18 UTC
...Would this be a bad time to mention I was thinking about teaching ESL in Russia?

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Re: Thanks~ <3 anonymous June 10 2009, 16:43:14 UTC
NOMG! There's never a bad time to mention that. Ever. EVEEER *shameless Russ/Can fan*

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Re: Notes~ anonymous June 13 2009, 04:51:04 UTC
I loved this so much. The first Canada/Cuba made me a little sad (CANADA HE LOVES YOU HE'S JUST CONFUSED), and the last one was adorable and I want to hug him.

And all the others were also awesome. I enjoyed everything =D

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