A Punny Superhero Story 2/2
anonymous
June 9 2009, 05:30:16 UTC
With the bad guy successfully subdued the three prepared to leave when a personal pizza hit Root Beer Boy in the face.
“Pizza Saucer! I have defeated your master, our animosity ends today!” Pale Ale Man bellowed when he saw who had thrown the offensive dinner item.
“It will never be over you starch based bastard!”
“HANGOVER HYPNOSIS!!”
Pizza Saucer started screaming as the hangover took hold of him. “Agh, it’s so bright in here! Why does everything have to be so god damn loud? Ugh, I think I’m going to go throw up…”
“LOVINO?!?!”
“OH GOD DAMN IT STOP YELLING!!!!”
“OMG IT REALLY IS YOU LOVINO!”
“Err, your highness, I think it would be best if you spoke more softly…” the confused hero suggested as his brother started eating his personal pizza. “And who is this Lovino person anyway?”
“Lovino is Prince Pizza, and my older twin brother. When we were fifteen I was chosen as the heir to the Snack Haven Empire and he ran away from home in anger. Oh big brother it’s so good to see you!” the prince explained.
“You’re not mad that I kidnapped you?” the rogue royalty managed to ask after taking a moment to settle his headache.
“Of course not! Let’s go home. Grandpa misses you.”
“No he wouldn’t. I’m always inferior to you Veneziano…”
“Aw, that’s not true. Antonio seems to like you a lot?”
Prince Pizza blushed. “I, I guess, I mean, he helped me run away and become a super villain even if we do have stupid names like Tomato Tyrant and Pizza Saucer…”
“I bet if you come home I could even get Antonio pardoned! C’mon big brother, let’s go home.”
The older of the twins nodded and with that the forgotten hero removed his hangover spell and using his drunken memory lapse power teleported everyone to the palace just in time to hear the end of Mayor Hamburger’s toast about how awesome Gourmet City is at the formal dinner of the evening. There were many heartfelt reunions and after the Tomato Tyrant was revived from his sugar induced coma everyone was pardoned and danced into the night.
“Ve~! Ludwig!”
“Yes your highness?”
“Since my brother has returned I can finally get married!”
“Oh, that’s nice… I’m sure you’ll find some nice cute-”
“So let’s get married! I’ll be Pale Ale Man’s greatest~ ally~!”
“HEY! ROOT BEER BOY IS PALE ALE MAN’S GREATEST ALLY!”
“SHUT UP SODA SUCKER YOU’RE JUST A STUPID SIDEKICK ANYWAY!”
“WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY YOU LOSER PRINCE PIZZA?! YOU’RE THE ONE WHO’S OLDER BUT DOESN’T GET THE CROWN!!”
Re: A Punny Superhero Story 2/2
anonymous
June 12 2009, 02:34:08 UTC
*munches on snack happily reading*
“What?! Prince Pasta has been kidnapped?!” *spews snacks ungracefully onto laptop screen, well... almost*
Oh gawd, I'd SUCH A HARD TIME EATING!!! Clearly anon you win yourself a crack!fic award!!! I couldn't stop laughing at the names, the things they did, and just EVERYTHING!!!
Thank you for this fic! Now I shall go back to munching on my remaining snacks... XD
“Pizza Saucer! I have defeated your master, our animosity ends today!” Pale Ale Man bellowed when he saw who had thrown the offensive dinner item.
“It will never be over you starch based bastard!”
“HANGOVER HYPNOSIS!!”
Pizza Saucer started screaming as the hangover took hold of him. “Agh, it’s so bright in here! Why does everything have to be so god damn loud? Ugh, I think I’m going to go throw up…”
“LOVINO?!?!”
“OH GOD DAMN IT STOP YELLING!!!!”
“OMG IT REALLY IS YOU LOVINO!”
“Err, your highness, I think it would be best if you spoke more softly…” the confused hero suggested as his brother started eating his personal pizza. “And who is this Lovino person anyway?”
“Lovino is Prince Pizza, and my older twin brother. When we were fifteen I was chosen as the heir to the Snack Haven Empire and he ran away from home in anger. Oh big brother it’s so good to see you!” the prince explained.
“You’re not mad that I kidnapped you?” the rogue royalty managed to ask after taking a moment to settle his headache.
“Of course not! Let’s go home. Grandpa misses you.”
“No he wouldn’t. I’m always inferior to you Veneziano…”
“Aw, that’s not true. Antonio seems to like you a lot?”
Prince Pizza blushed. “I, I guess, I mean, he helped me run away and become a super villain even if we do have stupid names like Tomato Tyrant and Pizza Saucer…”
“I bet if you come home I could even get Antonio pardoned! C’mon big brother, let’s go home.”
The older of the twins nodded and with that the forgotten hero removed his hangover spell and using his drunken memory lapse power teleported everyone to the palace just in time to hear the end of Mayor Hamburger’s toast about how awesome Gourmet City is at the formal dinner of the evening. There were many heartfelt reunions and after the Tomato Tyrant was revived from his sugar induced coma everyone was pardoned and danced into the night.
“Ve~! Ludwig!”
“Yes your highness?”
“Since my brother has returned I can finally get married!”
“Oh, that’s nice… I’m sure you’ll find some nice cute-”
“So let’s get married! I’ll be Pale Ale Man’s greatest~ ally~!”
“HEY! ROOT BEER BOY IS PALE ALE MAN’S GREATEST ALLY!”
“SHUT UP SODA SUCKER YOU’RE JUST A STUPID SIDEKICK ANYWAY!”
“WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY YOU LOSER PRINCE PIZZA?! YOU’RE THE ONE WHO’S OLDER BUT DOESN’T GET THE CROWN!!”
“DO YOU WANT ANOTHER PIZZA IN YOUR FACE?!?”
And they all lived happily ever after… sort of.
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The attacks are absolutely priceless, and I love Lovino's reactions!
Awesome job, author!anon! *claps*
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... OP!anon loves you, writer!anon.
Please accept this tomato ring as token of my gratitude <3
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I can't even think of anything to adequately express how much I love this.
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Such wonderful crack ♥
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“What?! Prince Pasta has been kidnapped?!”
*spews snacks ungracefully onto laptop screen, well... almost*
Oh gawd, I'd SUCH A HARD TIME EATING!!! Clearly anon you win yourself a crack!fic award!!! I couldn't stop laughing at the names, the things they did, and just EVERYTHING!!!
Thank you for this fic! Now I shall go back to munching on my remaining snacks... XD
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I lolled so bad at the bickering between Gilbert and Lovino.
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