Dress up [6/7]
anonymous
June 6 2009, 22:47:04 UTC
Hungary couldn’t really justify that question with a response immediately. She felt almost bad for Gilbert, since it seemed like he actually had tried his best (less-than mediocre attempt though it was). A gesture of charity was in order, she figured, so she leaned up to give him an affectionate little kiss like she did when they were just teens.
Which he took entirely the wrong way, pulling her close, forcing her kiss that was meant to last just a second into one much deeper. He would’ve grinned fiercely, had his mouth not been so occupied. He was quickly freed as a fist collided with his gut.
“Seriously, Gilbert. You’re terrible!” she scolded, face flushed all the way to her ears. She took his temporary paralysis as her opportunity to turn on her heel to walk the other way. Prussia just clutched at his stomach and reached one arm out as she escaped.
“Y-You know you LIKED IIIIT” he yelped at her retreating backside. She was about to turn and blow him a raspberry when she nearly bumped into the real Austria in front of her coming in the entrance to the house.
“Roderich!”
The brunette looked extremely disgruntled, his hair and clothing all rumpled. Ludwig appeared behind him with a frown. Hungary didn’t have to guess what had happened to him, but was relieved to think that he probably hadn't been able to witness the little kiss that just occurred a short distance away. Down the hall, Prussia had recovered and was racing to catch up, only to freeze in his tracks at the set of angry faces pointed his way.
“Aw man, West! You let him out?!” “Of course I did, he was locked in my closet, Bruder”
Austria was shooting the angriest glares he was capable of in his imposter’s direction. “You have plenty of explaining to do here, idiot!” he sputtered. Nobody could remember the last time they had seen the normally-composed man so upset, with his hands in fists and for a moment Prussia thought he actually saw steam coming off the man’s head. He took that as his cue to exit.
“WELL I just remembered I’ve got stuff and things to do! Yup, things and stuff!” The red-eyed man said, plotting an exit strategy through the window in the entryway… He moved quickly enough to almost create a breeze as he darted toward it. The three left there didn’t even have time to yell before he had one leg out the window. Germany thought briefly that he hadn’t ever considered someone could actually be better at escaping than Feliciano, but was suddenly mistaken.
Dress up [7/7]
anonymous
June 6 2009, 22:53:07 UTC
“See ya later, pansies! By the way, ‘Roddie’, I just thought I ought to letcha know that Hungary there thinks I look better in your clothes than you do!” he said with a wave as he dropped outside.
Austria just turned to Hungary with a perplexed look on his face.
“Freaking idiot…” was all she grumbled out, “I have no idea what he’s talking about.” She reassured the bespectacled man, sliding an arm around him.
Germany was massaging the back of his neck, having been used to these kind of situations for awhile now. He decided he ought to just exit as well, and started walking toward the door, glancing in the dining room to his right.
“I’ll make him pay for that rug, too…” the German grunted offhandedly as he walked out and closed the door behind him.
Austria’s frustrated shouts could be heard through the walls, and in the bushes outside, Prussia dubbed his mission a success after all.
[END]
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Sorry guys, this was my first fill ever (probably super evident in the mistakes I make and the short section lengths and stuff, uugh *nervous*). Sorry there was no smut, either, I’m a wiener and wouldn’t be able to write it even if I tried, haha.
Also I know Austria and Hungary aren't technically married anymore but I kindof like to think of them that way, or at least living together. Shutting up now, hope you guys enjoyed?
Re: Dress up [7/7]
anonymous
June 6 2009, 23:37:47 UTC
I lol'd when Gilbert started singing. As in, laugh-out-louded. My cat looked at me as if she tought I finally lost it and I didn't mind. THIS SONG IS GLORIOUS. It was hilarious, anon; Prussia being crazy (and how! He made me giggle all the time, since the first paragraph till the very end), Germany being desentisized to stupidity, and Hungary having fun at Gilbert's expense... I loved it! :D
Re: Dress up [7/7]
anonymous
June 7 2009, 04:39:07 UTC
Oh god. THE PIANO. My family has a piano like Austria's, and I remember my sisters and I making up songs while playing the piano BADLY (though none of them were as crude as Prussia's XD). Hungary totally being onto him made it even better. This is freaking FANTASTIC.
Which he took entirely the wrong way, pulling her close, forcing her kiss that was meant to last just a second into one much deeper. He would’ve grinned fiercely, had his mouth not been so occupied. He was quickly freed as a fist collided with his gut.
“Seriously, Gilbert. You’re terrible!” she scolded, face flushed all the way to her ears. She took his temporary paralysis as her opportunity to turn on her heel to walk the other way. Prussia just clutched at his stomach and reached one arm out as she escaped.
“Y-You know you LIKED IIIIT” he yelped at her retreating backside. She was about to turn and blow him a raspberry when she nearly bumped into the real Austria in front of her coming in the entrance to the house.
“Roderich!”
The brunette looked extremely disgruntled, his hair and clothing all rumpled. Ludwig appeared behind him with a frown. Hungary didn’t have to guess what had happened to him, but was relieved to think that he probably hadn't been able to witness the little kiss that just occurred a short distance away. Down the hall, Prussia had recovered and was racing to catch up, only to freeze in his tracks at the set of angry faces pointed his way.
“Aw man, West! You let him out?!”
“Of course I did, he was locked in my closet, Bruder”
Austria was shooting the angriest glares he was capable of in his imposter’s direction.
“You have plenty of explaining to do here, idiot!” he sputtered. Nobody could remember the last time they had seen the normally-composed man so upset, with his hands in fists and for a moment Prussia thought he actually saw steam coming off the man’s head. He took that as his cue to exit.
“WELL I just remembered I’ve got stuff and things to do! Yup, things and stuff!” The red-eyed man said, plotting an exit strategy through the window in the entryway… He moved quickly enough to almost create a breeze as he darted toward it. The three left there didn’t even have time to yell before he had one leg out the window. Germany thought briefly that he hadn’t ever considered someone could actually be better at escaping than Feliciano, but was suddenly mistaken.
Prussia flashed them a grin from his exit point.
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Austria just turned to Hungary with a perplexed look on his face.
“Freaking idiot…” was all she grumbled out, “I have no idea what he’s talking about.” She reassured the bespectacled man, sliding an arm around him.
Germany was massaging the back of his neck, having been used to these kind of situations for awhile now. He decided he ought to just exit as well, and started walking toward the door, glancing in the dining room to his right.
“I’ll make him pay for that rug, too…” the German grunted offhandedly as he walked out and closed the door behind him.
Austria’s frustrated shouts could be heard through the walls, and in the bushes outside, Prussia dubbed his mission a success after all.
[END]
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Sorry guys, this was my first fill ever (probably super evident in the mistakes I make and the short section lengths and stuff, uugh *nervous*). Sorry there was no smut, either, I’m a wiener and wouldn’t be able to write it even if I tried, haha.
Also I know Austria and Hungary aren't technically married anymore but I kindof like to think of them that way, or at least living together. Shutting up now, hope you guys enjoyed?
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It was hilarious, anon; Prussia being crazy (and how! He made me giggle all the time, since the first paragraph till the very end), Germany being desentisized to stupidity, and Hungary having fun at Gilbert's expense... I loved it! :D
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FOREVER LOVING IT.
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Great job anon!
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