Does this count as a fill?
anonymous
April 26 2009, 07:28:25 UTC
Does this count as fill? Hopes anon got what OP wanted. >_< if you have title suggestion, thanks!
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England was in his office alone when his laptop alerted him of an email. He took his teacup from the tray at that was placed at the side of the table by one of his assistants. As he took a sip, he clicked it open and discovered it was from France. He was about to delete it for the simple reason it was from the wine bastard when he read that the header of the mail said, "IMPORTANT DOCUMENTS".
He slightly raised his thick eyebrows as he clicked it open to discover a file download. As he waited for it to finish downloading, England finished his drink and poured himself another cup. He then heard a chime telling him that it was finished.
He clicked open the folder and clicked the file inside. Apparently it was a video file. The video player took a few seconds to load before it began the video. He took a sip of his tea.
As soon as the video began, music played and lo and behold! It was America! Wearing only his jacket and was that a red thong? England's mouth dropped open and tea was dripping from his mouth onto his crisp and clean suit. His hand had gripped the teacup's handle so hard that it broke and dropped into a thousand tiny pieces onto the expensive carpet. Those stains would be hard to clean.
That was the longest 54 seconds of England's immortal life. As the video played, England couldn't take his eyes off that bulge that kept moving. No matter how hard he seemed to try, he just couldn't. His eyes would always move back to it even if he tried to just look at America's ever-grinning face.
After the video ended, England's suit was now stained with tea and drool. His carpet was ruined and his mind was now scarred and his sanity was pushed nearer to insanity. Not to mention that his pants seemed to feel tighter.
He promptly closed his mouth, deleted the video, blocked France from his email, made a mental note to have the mess on his carpet cleaned up as well as his suit and to have a nice chat with America about what he could and could not post on the bloody internet.
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England was in his office alone when his laptop alerted him of an email. He took his teacup from the tray at that was placed at the side of the table by one of his assistants. As he took a sip, he clicked it open and discovered it was from France. He was about to delete it for the simple reason it was from the wine bastard when he read that the header of the mail said, "IMPORTANT DOCUMENTS".
He slightly raised his thick eyebrows as he clicked it open to discover a file download. As he waited for it to finish downloading, England finished his drink and poured himself another cup. He then heard a chime telling him that it was finished.
He clicked open the folder and clicked the file inside. Apparently it was a video file. The video player took a few seconds to load before it began the video. He took a sip of his tea.
As soon as the video began, music played and lo and behold! It was America! Wearing only his jacket and was that a red thong? England's mouth dropped open and tea was dripping from his mouth onto his crisp and clean suit. His hand had gripped the teacup's handle so hard that it broke and dropped into a thousand tiny pieces onto the expensive carpet. Those stains would be hard to clean.
That was the longest 54 seconds of England's immortal life. As the video played, England couldn't take his eyes off that bulge that kept moving. No matter how hard he seemed to try, he just couldn't. His eyes would always move back to it even if he tried to just look at America's ever-grinning face.
After the video ended, England's suit was now stained with tea and drool. His carpet was ruined and his mind was now scarred and his sanity was pushed nearer to insanity. Not to mention that his pants seemed to feel tighter.
He promptly closed his mouth, deleted the video, blocked France from his email, made a mental note to have the mess on his carpet cleaned up as well as his suit and to have a nice chat with America about what he could and could not post on the bloody internet.
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This was so perfect you win so many internets! This made my day! ♥
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I lol'd. ♥
this made my morning tyvm.
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