HETALIA KINK MEME PART 4

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It's Getting Hot in Here 2/2 anonymous April 23 2009, 04:57:03 UTC
“Germany! Germany! See Germany! Isn’t this better?” The pantsless Italian danced around Germany, who stood embarrassedly in his red boxer shorts.

“It would be cooler if you did not move around, Italy-san” Japan explained calmly.

“It would be even better with gelato! Gelato!” Italy excitedly pulled at Germany’s remaining clothes.

Needless to say, the meeting room was in chaos. Italy’s interruption seemed to have ruined any chance of having a productive meeting. The North American brothers were having an all out water war with Russia, who had finally acquired a water gun after destroying several water fountains. England was bright red and scolding a completely naked France as he patched up his Swiss induced injuries. Korea was harassing the bare-chested Japan and China about breasts. Spain was encouraging the elder Italy brother to remove his shirt instead of pelting him with tomatoes.
None of this phased Greece, who peacefully napped with nothing but a cat over his lap.

Turkey would not stand for this.

Since the meeting had been called on account of heat related shenanigans, Turkey easily left the room without permission, heading straight for the cafeteria down the hall. When he returned, he was carrying a large bucket of ice which was melting rapidly.

Two of the highest pitched screams ever uttered shocked the room into silence. Greece stood naked and shivering, for once his easy going expression was replaced with an extremely pissed off one. Turkey was flailing around with an equally pissed off and dripping wet cat attached to his face.

Silence as everyone stared, and then more screaming. Prussia, who had not even been invited to the meeting, had tossed an ice cube into Hungary’s cleavage. The screams were his own as he was bludgeoned with a frying pan.

The meeting room was once again in pandemonium. Ice cubes were dropped into two pairs of maple leaf and stars and stripes boxers by a finally triumphant Russian. Romano kept slipping on puddles and complained loudly when Spain tried to help him up and even louder when he didn’t. France was describing “other” uses for ice cubes to England, who tried desperately to pretend he wasn’t interested. Korea and China were bickering over who had invented ice cubes. The disorder eventually died down as everyone used the last of their energy that had been zapped away by the heat in an ice cube war. Once again settled in their chairs, although with slightly less clothes on than when they had started, the meeting on Global Warming seemed to finally be back on track.

“Ve! Germany! I’m cold!”

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OP anonymous April 23 2009, 05:25:08 UTC
This is EVERYTHING I wanted and much more! Thanks for the wonderfully entertaining fill, author!anon.

"the meeting on Global Warming"
Oh, I see what you did there.

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Author anonymous April 23 2009, 22:03:10 UTC
Hee!~ I'm so glad you liked it!

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Re: It's Getting Hot in Here 2/2 anonymous April 23 2009, 05:36:57 UTC
...you forgot to mention that Switzerland saves money on underwear by not buying any for himself.

XD

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Re: It's Getting Hot in Here 2/2 anonymous April 23 2009, 06:16:31 UTC
ho ho ho, this is awesome <3

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anonymous April 23 2009, 12:52:26 UTC
Ahaha! This was awesome! I particularly like the line:

“Why does the water not come out and make Canada wet?” he asked the pipe.

It made me go 'awwwwwww' out loud~

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anonymous April 13 2011, 18:18:24 UTC
lol me too XD

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Re: It's Getting Hot in Here 2/2 anonymous April 23 2009, 18:42:07 UTC
Oh, man. It's obscenely hot where I am right now, and this is just perfect! Russia was all terrifying with the "So, you like water war?" and I was honestly afraid for poor Canada, but then he didn't quite get the mechanics of plumbing and I was just like "awwwww". XD

And it completely would be all Italy's idea. XD Great job!

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Re: It's Getting Hot in Here 2/2 anonymous April 23 2009, 22:51:58 UTC
lol! All the little details! "potatoes as an alternate and clean energy source." "Red boxer shorts." "meeting on Global Warming."

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