Since it was pretty hot today in the west coast...
anonymous
April 21 2009, 02:23:42 UTC
The nations trying to get through a meeting in sweltering hot weather. Everyone comes in their formal suits and everything but eventually the weather gets to them and they start removing articles of clothing one by one until some are shirtless, in their boxers, or practically naked.
Plus, the nations that still have some of their clothes on will likely be sweating with their clothes sticking to their skin and trying to cool themselves down by dousing themselves with water and you know this can get suggestive.
I'd also like to see some of them playing games, like trying to stick ice cubes down each others' shirts/pants or America busting out the water guns and shooting at England or Russia.
And let's not forget about our girls! I'd really get a kick out of some of them (like Belarus or even Liechtenstein) sporting booty shorts and suggestive tank tops underneath those dresses, or even Hungary walking around in nothing but a skirt and bra... and armed with a frying pan.
Sorry for the long and kind of specific request, but I couldn't get this idea out of my head.
It's Getting Hot in Here 1/2
anonymous
April 23 2009, 04:51:53 UTC
Aah, I haven't written anything but essays about dead guys who wrote depressing books in forever! Might be kind of rusty. I hope this is what you wanted.
Italy watched Germany’s sweat stains grow with increasing concern. Surely it wasn’t healthy to wear stuffy old suits in this weather! That kind of thing led to strokes and maybe even loss of appetite!
“Germany, Germany, you should take off your clothes!” Italy tugged at his friend’s damp sleeve, interrupting his speech on the merits of potatoes as an alternate and clean energy source. Germany stopped mid sentence and stared at Italy in horror as England spat iced tea, most of which landed on and ruined France’s meeting notes (which turned out to be rather erotic doodles and not notes at all).
“Italy! That is- I mean- now is not the time for-” Germany stuttered, sweating at least twice as much as he had been before.
“Ve? Not the time for what?” Italy replied obliviously. “It’s so hot Germany! It’s bad for the appetite!”
“I agree! It’s hotter than hell and we’re stuck in these monkey suits!” America threw his arms up in exasperation. Canada was forced to politely cover his nose at the wave of body odor.
To everyone’s surprise, Sweden was the first to begin taking off his business jacket. he murmured something about saunas in reply to Finland’s shocked stare. Soon enough, the other countries were following his example.
“Li-Lichtenstein!” A furiously blushing Switzerland scolded his younger sister as she began slipping out of her skirt, revealing rather short shorts underneath.
“Do not worry so! Please, continue undressing chérie.” The sound of gunshots filled the room.
The thought of guns seemed to inspire America. Rummaging through the pockets of his discarded pants he triumphantly pulled out a bright green water pistol.
“Hey Russia!” he called, squirting the larger man’s bare back and scarf. Laughing like a maniac, he fled, tossing the water gun to Canada. Russia turned slowly, grinning menacingly at Canada, the supposed culprit.
“You like water fight, da?”
“Wait no! It wasn’t me!” Canada panicked as Russia picked up his rusty and probably blood stained water pipe and…turned the tap? Russia looked at the piece of metal with confusion. “Why does the water not come out and make Canada wet?” he asked the pipe. Canada turned and fled with the water gun, giving America a revenge squirt as he ran past.
It's Getting Hot in Here 2/2
anonymous
April 23 2009, 04:57:03 UTC
“Germany! Germany! See Germany! Isn’t this better?” The pantsless Italian danced around Germany, who stood embarrassedly in his red boxer shorts.
“It would be cooler if you did not move around, Italy-san” Japan explained calmly.
“It would be even better with gelato! Gelato!” Italy excitedly pulled at Germany’s remaining clothes.
Needless to say, the meeting room was in chaos. Italy’s interruption seemed to have ruined any chance of having a productive meeting. The North American brothers were having an all out water war with Russia, who had finally acquired a water gun after destroying several water fountains. England was bright red and scolding a completely naked France as he patched up his Swiss induced injuries. Korea was harassing the bare-chested Japan and China about breasts. Spain was encouraging the elder Italy brother to remove his shirt instead of pelting him with tomatoes. None of this phased Greece, who peacefully napped with nothing but a cat over his lap.
Turkey would not stand for this.
Since the meeting had been called on account of heat related shenanigans, Turkey easily left the room without permission, heading straight for the cafeteria down the hall. When he returned, he was carrying a large bucket of ice which was melting rapidly.
Two of the highest pitched screams ever uttered shocked the room into silence. Greece stood naked and shivering, for once his easy going expression was replaced with an extremely pissed off one. Turkey was flailing around with an equally pissed off and dripping wet cat attached to his face.
Silence as everyone stared, and then more screaming. Prussia, who had not even been invited to the meeting, had tossed an ice cube into Hungary’s cleavage. The screams were his own as he was bludgeoned with a frying pan.
The meeting room was once again in pandemonium. Ice cubes were dropped into two pairs of maple leaf and stars and stripes boxers by a finally triumphant Russian. Romano kept slipping on puddles and complained loudly when Spain tried to help him up and even louder when he didn’t. France was describing “other” uses for ice cubes to England, who tried desperately to pretend he wasn’t interested. Korea and China were bickering over who had invented ice cubes. The disorder eventually died down as everyone used the last of their energy that had been zapped away by the heat in an ice cube war. Once again settled in their chairs, although with slightly less clothes on than when they had started, the meeting on Global Warming seemed to finally be back on track.
Re: It's Getting Hot in Here 2/2
anonymous
April 23 2009, 18:42:07 UTC
Oh, man. It's obscenely hot where I am right now, and this is just perfect! Russia was all terrifying with the "So, you like water war?" and I was honestly afraid for poor Canada, but then he didn't quite get the mechanics of plumbing and I was just like "awwwww". XD
And it completely would be all Italy's idea. XD Great job!
Everyone comes in their formal suits and everything but eventually the weather gets to them and they start removing articles of clothing one by one until some are shirtless, in their boxers, or practically naked.
Plus, the nations that still have some of their clothes on will likely be sweating with their clothes sticking to their skin and trying to cool themselves down by dousing themselves with water and you know this can get suggestive.
I'd also like to see some of them playing games, like trying to stick ice cubes down each others' shirts/pants or America busting out the water guns and shooting at England or Russia.
And let's not forget about our girls! I'd really get a kick out of some of them (like Belarus or even Liechtenstein) sporting booty shorts and suggestive tank tops underneath those dresses, or even Hungary walking around in nothing but a skirt and bra... and armed with a frying pan.
Sorry for the long and kind of specific request, but I couldn't get this idea out of my head.
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Italy watched Germany’s sweat stains grow with increasing concern. Surely it wasn’t healthy to wear stuffy old suits in this weather! That kind of thing led to strokes and maybe even loss of appetite!
“Germany, Germany, you should take off your clothes!” Italy tugged at his friend’s damp sleeve, interrupting his speech on the merits of potatoes as an alternate and clean energy source. Germany stopped mid sentence and stared at Italy in horror as England spat iced tea, most of which landed on and ruined France’s meeting notes (which turned out to be rather erotic doodles and not notes at all).
“Italy! That is- I mean- now is not the time for-” Germany stuttered, sweating at least twice as much as he had been before.
“Ve? Not the time for what?” Italy replied obliviously. “It’s so hot Germany! It’s bad for the appetite!”
“I agree! It’s hotter than hell and we’re stuck in these monkey suits!” America threw his arms up in exasperation. Canada was forced to politely cover his nose at the wave of body odor.
To everyone’s surprise, Sweden was the first to begin taking off his business jacket. he murmured something about saunas in reply to Finland’s shocked stare. Soon enough, the other countries were following his example.
“Li-Lichtenstein!” A furiously blushing Switzerland scolded his younger sister as she began slipping out of her skirt, revealing rather short shorts underneath.
“Do not worry so! Please, continue undressing chérie.” The sound of gunshots filled the room.
The thought of guns seemed to inspire America. Rummaging through the pockets of his discarded pants he triumphantly pulled out a bright green water pistol.
“Hey Russia!” he called, squirting the larger man’s bare back and scarf. Laughing like a maniac, he fled, tossing the water gun to Canada. Russia turned slowly, grinning menacingly at Canada, the supposed culprit.
“You like water fight, da?”
“Wait no! It wasn’t me!” Canada panicked as Russia picked up his rusty and probably blood stained water pipe and…turned the tap? Russia looked at the piece of metal with confusion.
“Why does the water not come out and make Canada wet?” he asked the pipe. Canada turned and fled with the water gun, giving America a revenge squirt as he ran past.
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“It would be cooler if you did not move around, Italy-san” Japan explained calmly.
“It would be even better with gelato! Gelato!” Italy excitedly pulled at Germany’s remaining clothes.
Needless to say, the meeting room was in chaos. Italy’s interruption seemed to have ruined any chance of having a productive meeting. The North American brothers were having an all out water war with Russia, who had finally acquired a water gun after destroying several water fountains. England was bright red and scolding a completely naked France as he patched up his Swiss induced injuries. Korea was harassing the bare-chested Japan and China about breasts. Spain was encouraging the elder Italy brother to remove his shirt instead of pelting him with tomatoes.
None of this phased Greece, who peacefully napped with nothing but a cat over his lap.
Turkey would not stand for this.
Since the meeting had been called on account of heat related shenanigans, Turkey easily left the room without permission, heading straight for the cafeteria down the hall. When he returned, he was carrying a large bucket of ice which was melting rapidly.
Two of the highest pitched screams ever uttered shocked the room into silence. Greece stood naked and shivering, for once his easy going expression was replaced with an extremely pissed off one. Turkey was flailing around with an equally pissed off and dripping wet cat attached to his face.
Silence as everyone stared, and then more screaming. Prussia, who had not even been invited to the meeting, had tossed an ice cube into Hungary’s cleavage. The screams were his own as he was bludgeoned with a frying pan.
The meeting room was once again in pandemonium. Ice cubes were dropped into two pairs of maple leaf and stars and stripes boxers by a finally triumphant Russian. Romano kept slipping on puddles and complained loudly when Spain tried to help him up and even louder when he didn’t. France was describing “other” uses for ice cubes to England, who tried desperately to pretend he wasn’t interested. Korea and China were bickering over who had invented ice cubes. The disorder eventually died down as everyone used the last of their energy that had been zapped away by the heat in an ice cube war. Once again settled in their chairs, although with slightly less clothes on than when they had started, the meeting on Global Warming seemed to finally be back on track.
“Ve! Germany! I’m cold!”
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"the meeting on Global Warming"
Oh, I see what you did there.
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XD
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“Why does the water not come out and make Canada wet?” he asked the pipe.
It made me go 'awwwwwww' out loud~
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And it completely would be all Italy's idea. XD Great job!
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