“Totally edible. Look, here’s mine. Yum yum yum. Now just eat the damn thing.”
“There are... pink... chunks in here!”
“Watermelon.”
“And squishy yellow things, and shiny green things, and - I think someone threw up in it, what’s that?”
“What??”
“That!”
“Gimme a look... aww. Yeah, Jamie put that in. It’s kiwi fruit. And it’s not the only Kiwi fruit around, if ya know what I mean...”
“Yeah, I don’t think I do.”
“Fuck. Typical. Look, here’s ya spoon, here’s ya fruit, now eat it.”
...
...
“Al. You actually have to put it in your mouth to eat it.”
“I did! It did go in my mouth! I just swallowed it and took a new piece already!”
“Maaaaaate...”
“Don’t look at me like that... aww, c’mon, puppy eyes aren’t fair... Barry!”
“Bazza.”
“Oh yeah, Bazza... what if I just eat this red thing?”
“That’s half a strawberry. You don’t recognise strawberries?”
“That’s a strawberry? How’d they get the chocolate off it?”
“... what.”
“I’ve seen strawberries, y’know, Francis showed me once, but they had all chocolate around them.”
“FOR THE LOVE OF - “
choke
splutter
cough
chew
“Hey, that’s not bad!”
“Finally! Just don’t make me shove it down your fuckin’ throat next time, jesus christ...”
“Bazza?”
“Mmmmm?”
“If you put this in between slices of cake, you can make a fruit burger! Genius! ... hey, doesn’t banging your head like that hurt?”
---------------------------------------------------------- Jamie = New Zealand. Why Jamie? Uhhh, good question. It fit the rhythm of the sentence. Also, Australian!anon wants to read/write some Australia/America smut now. We really do swear that much. Sometimes more.
I loved it. I loooved it. The banter. The "Kiwi fruit" quip, and the fruit burger - god, now I kind of want one. Vanilla cake with cream and fruit and ... *drools*
Also, goddamn, is tonight the official Night of Australia/America ♥ or what? *grins, hopes the effect lasts*
Yesss, moar Australia/America! Even though I am an Australian Anglophile I find myself strangely wanting more of this... give me a prompt I can write Aus/US sexytimes with and I'll give it a go!
America the cowboy, Australia the stockman, mustangs and brumbies. Perhaps ending in one riding the other 'like a wild horse'. Bonus for England finding out/interrupting/getting involved?
Also, just as a random question, do you know any real differences between mustangs and brumbies, anon? Which tend to be bigger?
...oh god the recaptcha. 'texan Krause'. Yes, Texan!Alfred is a goood mode to fantasize about.
“Totally edible. Look, here’s mine. Yum yum yum. Now just eat the damn thing.”
“There are... pink... chunks in here!”
“Watermelon.”
“And squishy yellow things, and shiny green things, and - I think someone threw up in it, what’s that?”
“What??”
“That!”
“Gimme a look... aww. Yeah, Jamie put that in. It’s kiwi fruit. And it’s not the only Kiwi fruit around, if ya know what I mean...”
“Yeah, I don’t think I do.”
“Fuck. Typical. Look, here’s ya spoon, here’s ya fruit, now eat it.”
...
...
“Al. You actually have to put it in your mouth to eat it.”
“I did! It did go in my mouth! I just swallowed it and took a new piece already!”
“Maaaaaate...”
“Don’t look at me like that... aww, c’mon, puppy eyes aren’t fair... Barry!”
“Bazza.”
“Oh yeah, Bazza... what if I just eat this red thing?”
“That’s half a strawberry. You don’t recognise strawberries?”
“That’s a strawberry? How’d they get the chocolate off it?”
“... what.”
“I’ve seen strawberries, y’know, Francis showed me once, but they had all chocolate around them.”
“FOR THE LOVE OF - “
choke
splutter
cough
chew
“Hey, that’s not bad!”
“Finally! Just don’t make me shove it down your fuckin’ throat next time, jesus christ...”
“Bazza?”
“Mmmmm?”
“If you put this in between slices of cake, you can make a fruit burger! Genius! ... hey, doesn’t banging your head like that hurt?”
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Jamie = New Zealand. Why Jamie? Uhhh, good question. It fit the rhythm of the sentence.
Also, Australian!anon wants to read/write some Australia/America smut now.
We really do swear that much. Sometimes more.
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Also, goddamn, is tonight the official Night of Australia/America ♥ or what? *grins, hopes the effect lasts*
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Also, just as a random question, do you know any real differences between mustangs and brumbies, anon? Which tend to be bigger?
...oh god the recaptcha. 'texan Krause'. Yes, Texan!Alfred is a goood mode to fantasize about.
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And I have no clue, I'm afraid. I'm from suburban Melbourne, I know how to catch trams and go to Italian delis and that's about it.
*backtracks* waitwaitwait you just said Australia/America/England and I'll be in my bunk. (particularly in that order)
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This made me laugh real hard author!anon! Thank you!.
But yeah I agree this kink meme needs more Australia.
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