Something Like a Love Letter [5/?]
anonymous
May 26 2009, 03:01:56 UTC
Anon might take that fanfic idea into consideration if Anon has any free time. ---
Yo Ivan (Yeah I'm actually using your first name. Crazy, I know),
Despite how hard it is being in the same room with a psychotic, former commie bastard the whole time, that dinner was... nice. I mean... it should've definately better, god knows it could have, but it was surprisingly decent. That restaurant was no McDonalds, but their burgers were still awesome. Not only that, but I was laughing my ass of as you kolkoled that jerk of a waiter. He really shouldn't have made that comment. I was ready to knock that guy to the moon before you stepped in. You know, just one big wham to the face! I bet his teeth would've been broken too like you see in those cartoons. I'm like any other hero, so why not?
Anyway, I'm glad only one of us got drunk off our ass. That happens with me and Arthur one too many times, and I still can't get used to it. You really know how to hold down that vodka, huh? I don't think I got a chance to thank you for dragging my sorry butt home, but maybe I did. Still, I wanna say thanks just in case.
Peace out, Alfred F. Jones
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Hello Alfred (You say England's first name, so I do not see what is so strange about it),
I'm glad you enjoyed it because I did as well. Yes it could have been better, but not everything goes as planned, yes? At least we got to eat good food as we talked. I will admit I wanted to hit that waiter too. He kept giving off bad vibes from the very start, but that comment was... how you say... the last straw. As fun as it would've been to see him begging for mercy while laying down bloody on the floor, scaring him was enough satisfaction. We probably would've been kicked out for it anyway.
You still are a young country. England is sadly no excuse, and I can not imagine how his rum drinking days must've been. Besides, that wine you ordered was high quality, so it would've been a waste not to drink much of it. You're welcome. You did thank me, along with saying some other... unusual things, but that is not important.
With Love, Ivan Braginski
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Yo Ivan (That's true),
That's pretty much why I say it was nice. I'm sure next time will be way more awesome! Wait, did I just say next time? For once, I have to agree with you about seeing him begging for mercy. You're right though. We would've definately been kicked out for that one.
Heh... yeah I kind of am. All I know is that he was a pirate, and he liked to pick on Spain for some reason. That was some great wine, man. I can see why people like France love it so much. Woah woah woah woah. What did I say? If you think it's unusual, then it must've been bad.
Peace Out, Alfred F. Jones
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Hello Alfred,
Yes I hope that it is. Yes you did. I do not mind having dinner again with you sometime if you're up for it. I'm glad I live to see the day you agree with me on the matter. But for now, let us forget about the whole waiter issue ever happening. It'll make the memory more pleasant.
That's very strange of him, but I'm sure he had his reasons. I never did have much of a taste for wine. Vodka always left me feeling warm for a short while. Um... to be honest? You said things like 'I love you, man. You're the best.' ...I apologize. I should not have brought that up.
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Yo Ivan (Yeah I'm actually using your first name. Crazy, I know),
Despite how hard it is being in the same room with a psychotic, former commie bastard the whole time, that dinner was... nice. I mean... it should've definately better, god knows it could have, but it was surprisingly decent. That restaurant was no McDonalds, but their burgers were still awesome. Not only that, but I was laughing my ass of as you kolkoled that jerk of a waiter. He really shouldn't have made that comment. I was ready to knock that guy to the moon before you stepped in. You know, just one big wham to the face! I bet his teeth would've been broken too like you see in those cartoons. I'm like any other hero, so why not?
Anyway, I'm glad only one of us got drunk off our ass. That happens with me and Arthur one too many times, and I still can't get used to it. You really know how to hold down that vodka, huh? I don't think I got a chance to thank you for dragging my sorry butt home, but maybe I did. Still, I wanna say thanks just in case.
Peace out,
Alfred F. Jones
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Hello Alfred (You say England's first name, so I do not see what is so strange about it),
I'm glad you enjoyed it because I did as well. Yes it could have been better, but not everything goes as planned, yes? At least we got to eat good food as we talked. I will admit I wanted to hit that waiter too. He kept giving off bad vibes from the very start, but that comment was... how you say... the last straw. As fun as it would've been to see him begging for mercy while laying down bloody on the floor, scaring him was enough satisfaction. We probably would've been kicked out for it anyway.
You still are a young country. England is sadly no excuse, and I can not imagine how his rum drinking days must've been. Besides, that wine you ordered was high quality, so it would've been a waste not to drink much of it. You're welcome. You did thank me, along with saying some other... unusual things, but that is not important.
With Love,
Ivan Braginski
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Yo Ivan (That's true),
That's pretty much why I say it was nice. I'm sure next time will be way more awesome! Wait, did I just say next time? For once, I have to agree with you about seeing him begging for mercy. You're right though. We would've definately been kicked out for that one.
Heh... yeah I kind of am. All I know is that he was a pirate, and he liked to pick on Spain for some reason. That was some great wine, man. I can see why people like France love it so much. Woah woah woah woah. What did I say? If you think it's unusual, then it must've been bad.
Peace Out,
Alfred F. Jones
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Hello Alfred,
Yes I hope that it is. Yes you did. I do not mind having dinner again with you sometime if you're up for it. I'm glad I live to see the day you agree with me on the matter. But for now, let us forget about the whole waiter issue ever happening. It'll make the memory more pleasant.
That's very strange of him, but I'm sure he had his reasons. I never did have much of a taste for wine. Vodka always left me feeling warm for a short while. Um... to be honest? You said things like 'I love you, man. You're the best.' ...I apologize. I should not have brought that up.
With Love From,
Ivan Braginski
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But, seriously, what did that poor bastard waiter do? xD
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