Something Like a Love Letter [2/?]
anonymous
May 24 2009, 23:19:14 UTC
Anon feels happy now. :3 ---
Yo Russia (Oh. You could've just said hello like any normal person),
I was right! I am irresistable! Says you. Why would anyone what to harm such a star-spangled face? Huh? I did? Well I'm glad you're not mad about it. It'd be much better if everybody just spoke American! It's the most common language in the world yet not everyone speaks it! Eh... I don't like the idea of being too friendly with you. The thought of what you might do gives me nightmares. But a little extra niceness is okay.
Then my mission is accomplished! Last time was um... yesterday! Yeah yesterday. We did it all night long too! I find it to be fun even if it's childish. You have fun torturing people even though it's sadistic.
Of course! Like that whole communist thing. What's up with you with that?
Peace out, Alfred F. Jones
P.S. I can get if you just said 'Love', but you added the 'With' to it and it sounded weird. Woah for real? That's so gay.
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Hello America (I did say hello, just in another language),
I could think of a million reasons. As nice as it would be for everyone to speak the same language, I do not think they would all like to speak English. Chinese is the most common language in the world, and English is the forth, I believe. Besides, what's wrong with Russian? I do not like the idea either, but it would give the others some relief. I'm glad I'm not the only one with the same nightmares.
Yesterday? That's funny. I heard you went out drinking with England that night. Unless you two were establishing your 'special relationship'. Ah true. I've always enjoyed seeing people begging for mercy.
I haven't been a communist in decades, so you do not have to worry about that anymore. Why do you think I broke up with Yao?
With Love, Ivan Braginski
P.S. I fail to see how it sounds weird. Yes it is very 'gay', but I am used to it.
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Yo Russia (That's still not normal),
You could think of a reason for anything. That's not fair! China has a billion people in his country! At least American is in the top five. Russian? The language is so weird! It uses American letters yet it mixes all this weird stuff in it too. I guess you're right. Arthur would nag less about it anyway. Dreaming about my heroicness outshining you?
Hey! How do you know what I was doing? And no not him. That'd be like having sex with Matthew, too weird. That's my point! You're freaky like that.
You were dating China?! Holy Statue of Liberty, you are gay!
Stay Far Away From Me, Alfred F. Jones
P.S. It... nevermind.
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Hello America (Maybe not in your country),
What makes you say that? You should know that hardly anything in life is fair. It's a good thing you are looking at the positive of this. We do not want another Manifest Destiny to happen, yes? I will admit some of our letters look similar, but they're entirely different. See. I am sure we could learn to get along a little better for their sake. Of course not. Something... stranger.
I have my ways. So you are saying you wouldn't do that to family? You should help my sister with that. No really. She needs the help badly. Freaky? You are a little freaky yourself.
Re: Something Like a Love Letter [2/?]
anonymous
May 25 2009, 00:03:40 UTC
I'm loving this anon~! Nightmares or not, they're still in eachothers's thoughts, hee~ ♥ And oh, Why would anyone what to harm such a star-spangled face? I laughed so hard. Wow, Al....
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Yo Russia (Oh. You could've just said hello like any normal person),
I was right! I am irresistable! Says you. Why would anyone what to harm such a star-spangled face? Huh? I did? Well I'm glad you're not mad about it. It'd be much better if everybody just spoke American! It's the most common language in the world yet not everyone speaks it! Eh... I don't like the idea of being too friendly with you. The thought of what you might do gives me nightmares. But a little extra niceness is okay.
Then my mission is accomplished! Last time was um... yesterday! Yeah yesterday. We did it all night long too! I find it to be fun even if it's childish. You have fun torturing people even though it's sadistic.
Of course! Like that whole communist thing. What's up with you with that?
Peace out,
Alfred F. Jones
P.S. I can get if you just said 'Love', but you added the 'With' to it and it sounded weird. Woah for real? That's so gay.
---
Hello America (I did say hello, just in another language),
I could think of a million reasons. As nice as it would be for everyone to speak the same language, I do not think they would all like to speak English. Chinese is the most common language in the world, and English is the forth, I believe. Besides, what's wrong with Russian? I do not like the idea either, but it would give the others some relief. I'm glad I'm not the only one with the same nightmares.
Yesterday? That's funny. I heard you went out drinking with England that night. Unless you two were establishing your 'special relationship'. Ah true. I've always enjoyed seeing people begging for mercy.
I haven't been a communist in decades, so you do not have to worry about that anymore. Why do you think I broke up with Yao?
With Love,
Ivan Braginski
P.S. I fail to see how it sounds weird. Yes it is very 'gay', but I am used to it.
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Yo Russia (That's still not normal),
You could think of a reason for anything. That's not fair! China has a billion people in his country! At least American is in the top five. Russian? The language is so weird! It uses American letters yet it mixes all this weird stuff in it too. I guess you're right. Arthur would nag less about it anyway. Dreaming about my heroicness outshining you?
Hey! How do you know what I was doing? And no not him. That'd be like having sex with Matthew, too weird. That's my point! You're freaky like that.
You were dating China?! Holy Statue of Liberty, you are gay!
Stay Far Away From Me,
Alfred F. Jones
P.S. It... nevermind.
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Hello America (Maybe not in your country),
What makes you say that? You should know that hardly anything in life is fair. It's a good thing you are looking at the positive of this. We do not want another Manifest Destiny to happen, yes? I will admit some of our letters look similar, but they're entirely different. See. I am sure we could learn to get along a little better for their sake. Of course not. Something... stranger.
I have my ways. So you are saying you wouldn't do that to family? You should help my sister with that. No really. She needs the help badly. Freaky? You are a little freaky yourself.
I guess you could say that.
Stop Being In Denial,
Ivan Braginki
P.S. What?
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Nightmares or not, they're still in eachothers's thoughts, hee~ ♥
And oh, Why would anyone what to harm such a star-spangled face? I laughed so hard. Wow, Al....
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This is strangely adorable and making me laugh so hard XD
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