Turkey + Kink Meme + The World [1/2]
anonymous
May 22 2009, 20:54:58 UTC
Anon tried. However, anon thinks that this is not what OP had in mind.....I'm so sorry for phailing, hard.
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At first, Poland was the one who informed him about the existence of this little gem called "hetalia_kink". Turkey, also called as Sadiq Annan, reluctantly clicked on the link that was offered to him via MSN.
Poland had been typing too many LOL's for him not to feel curious about what the hell it is about.
The page loaded, and he quirked one eyebrow. Age verification. Never a bad thing during not-working hour. Yes, he's fucking older than 14 years of age and clicked the button.
His eyes widened upon reading the title. Canada/Turkey. Now, he's not that unfamiliar with internet lingo, and the slash in between Canada and his name must means that he's being topped by Canada? Did he get this right? He typed furiously into his keyboard and clicked enter. Not long after, Poland's reply appeared.
"LOL man, that's ryte."
"What is this?"
"Just read. It's totally hilarious!!!11"
"I'm reading. Still, what IS THIS THING???"
"kink meme for this Japanese series called Hetalia. Peronsificasion or whatever it's spelled, of us countries. It's awesome!"
"I'm afraid that you have to explain to me what is this kink meme..."
"It's the place where people request things like fics, artworks, whatever. And then when somebody's willin to reply with the asked request, that's called a fill."
"Uhuh"
"And all are done anonymously"
"Hmm..."
"Yep~"
"So we don't know who wrote this funny fic?"
"Nope~ That fic's good, ryte?"
"Quite entertaining, I should say."
"You can check teh rest of the stuffs tere. Lots of em are totally awesome!!"
Turkey looked at the clock on his laptop, "Mmm yeah, will do. I need to go now."
"Ah~ okay. ttyl, bye~"
"Bye"
And he logged off from his MSN. He made a mental note to check the site again later at night.
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Re: A Deal With the Devil (Anonymous) 2009-04-27 04:20 pm (local) (link)
You're a genius, writer! This Annan likes this very much!
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Re: A Deal With the Devil (Anonymous) 2009-04-27 04:23 pm (local) (link)
The commenter above me, you're de-anoning yourself, mon cher <3
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Re: A Deal With the Devil (Anonymous) 2009-04-27 04:24 pm (local) (link)
OH SHIT. Typed too fast! YOU'RE DOING THE SAME THING TOO, French!ANON.
I hope the mod can remove my comment above :s...
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Maybe I can help you (Anonymous) 2009-04-27 04:35 pm (local) (link)
I'm not sure if hacking to the LiveJournal server is allowed by the mods. However, if yes, I can always help you remove your comment, anon ^^
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Re: Maybe I can help you (Anonymous) 2009-04-27 04:36 pm (local) (link)
I know who you are 8) You should come and visit me more, Da?
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Re: Maybe I can help you (Anonymous) 2009-04-27 04:39 pm (local) (link)
This is the anon who has de-anoned himself. Thank you for the offer, but I think that is unnecessary. I have contacted the mods and one of them replied.
Another thing, good anon, maybe staying at your friend's place is a good idea right now. Best of luck for running away.
Turkey + Kink Meme + The World [2/2]
anonymous
May 22 2009, 20:57:28 UTC
Re: Maybe I can help you (Anonymous) 2009-04-27 04:43 pm (local) (link)
He can always stay in my place *le wink wink*
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Re: Maybe I can help you (Anonymous) 2009-04-27 04:46 pm (local) (link)
NO YOU FROG. Do that and I will let a certain somebody know. I hope you'll get bullet holes on your forehead.
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Re: Maybe I can help you (Anonymous) 2009-04-27 04:48 pm (local) (link)
You're so cold, mon ami ;_;
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STOP IT, YOU TWO (Anonymous) 2009-04-27 04:55 pm (local) (link)
Don't you guys get tired from quarreling even here???? Go grab a cheeseburger or some Coke, dude. Chill n Peace 'yo.
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Re: STOP IT, YOU TWO (Anonymous) 2009-04-27 04:56 pm (local) (link)
Personally, I think that anything with maple syrup in it will make you feel better ^o^
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Re: STOP IT, YOU TWO (Anonymous) 2009-04-27 05:00 pm (local) (link)
GUYS!! Why is this turning into arguments and havoc? The rule obviously stated that polite behaviour is important in this kink-meme.
Settle down, or I'll settle you in the next meeting.
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Re: STOP IT, YOU TWO (Anonymous) 2009-04-27 05:02 pm (local) (link)
Ooh~ Kinky~~
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Re: STOP IT, YOU TWO (Anonymous) 2009-04-27 05:09 pm (local) (link)
*facepalm*
First commenter should take a break from all of this. I apologize for de-anoning myself, but I will not say sorry for the idiocy that's happening after my comment.
I'm sorry, mod! I swear on my pride and reputation that something like this won't happen ever again.
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Turkey sighed. He was really looking forward to read new fills. Instead, things like this happens. He sighed again and browsed through some more fills before called it a day, maybe he had more luck that before.
a curious idea, but bad in practice
anonymous
May 25 2009, 20:20:01 UTC
nej, good anon, things like this will defnitely dcline into somethn violent. s' a peaceful meme. good idea at first, like eurvisn. congrats norway, i owe him artsoppa.
Re: a curious idea, but bad in practice
anonymous
May 26 2009, 06:26:38 UTC
Violent, you say? You know perfectly well when the push turns to shove I can back you up with my sniper rifle. I'll get your ships ready just in case <3 I do prefer peaceful meme, though. This is nothing like Eurovision. That one was rigged.
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At first, Poland was the one who informed him about the existence of this little gem called "hetalia_kink". Turkey, also called as Sadiq Annan, reluctantly clicked on the link that was offered to him via MSN.
Poland had been typing too many LOL's for him not to feel curious about what the hell it is about.
The page loaded, and he quirked one eyebrow. Age verification. Never a bad thing during not-working hour. Yes, he's fucking older than 14 years of age and clicked the button.
His eyes widened upon reading the title. Canada/Turkey. Now, he's not that unfamiliar with internet lingo, and the slash in between Canada and his name must means that he's being topped by Canada? Did he get this right? He typed furiously into his keyboard and clicked enter. Not long after, Poland's reply appeared.
"LOL man, that's ryte."
"What is this?"
"Just read. It's totally hilarious!!!11"
"I'm reading. Still, what IS THIS THING???"
"kink meme for this Japanese series called Hetalia. Peronsificasion or whatever it's spelled, of us countries. It's awesome!"
"I'm afraid that you have to explain to me what is this kink meme..."
"It's the place where people request things like fics, artworks, whatever. And then when somebody's willin to reply with the asked request, that's called a fill."
"Uhuh"
"And all are done anonymously"
"Hmm..."
"Yep~"
"So we don't know who wrote this funny fic?"
"Nope~ That fic's good, ryte?"
"Quite entertaining, I should say."
"You can check teh rest of the stuffs tere. Lots of em are totally awesome!!"
Turkey looked at the clock on his laptop, "Mmm yeah, will do. I need to go now."
"Ah~ okay. ttyl, bye~"
"Bye"
And he logged off from his MSN. He made a mental note to check the site again later at night.
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Re: A Deal With the Devil
(Anonymous)
2009-04-27 04:20 pm (local) (link)
You're a genius, writer! This Annan likes this very much!
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Re: A Deal With the Devil
(Anonymous)
2009-04-27 04:23 pm (local) (link)
The commenter above me, you're de-anoning yourself, mon cher <3
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Re: A Deal With the Devil
(Anonymous)
2009-04-27 04:24 pm (local) (link)
OH SHIT. Typed too fast! YOU'RE DOING THE SAME THING TOO, French!ANON.
I hope the mod can remove my comment above :s...
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Maybe I can help you
(Anonymous)
2009-04-27 04:35 pm (local) (link)
I'm not sure if hacking to the LiveJournal server is allowed by the mods. However, if yes, I can always help you remove your comment, anon ^^
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Re: Maybe I can help you
(Anonymous)
2009-04-27 04:36 pm (local) (link)
I know who you are 8) You should come and visit me more, Da?
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Re: Maybe I can help you
(Anonymous)
2009-04-27 04:39 pm (local) (link)
This is the anon who has de-anoned himself. Thank you for the offer, but I think that is unnecessary. I have contacted the mods and one of them replied.
Another thing, good anon, maybe staying at your friend's place is a good idea right now. Best of luck for running away.
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Re: Maybe I can help you
(Anonymous)
2009-04-27 04:43 pm (local) (link)
He can always stay in my place *le wink wink*
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Re: Maybe I can help you
(Anonymous)
2009-04-27 04:46 pm (local) (link)
NO YOU FROG. Do that and I will let a certain somebody know. I hope you'll get bullet holes on your forehead.
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Re: Maybe I can help you
(Anonymous)
2009-04-27 04:48 pm (local) (link)
You're so cold, mon ami ;_;
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STOP IT, YOU TWO
(Anonymous)
2009-04-27 04:55 pm (local) (link)
Don't you guys get tired from quarreling even here???? Go grab a cheeseburger or some Coke, dude. Chill n Peace 'yo.
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Re: STOP IT, YOU TWO
(Anonymous)
2009-04-27 04:56 pm (local) (link)
Personally, I think that anything with maple syrup in it will make you feel better ^o^
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Re: STOP IT, YOU TWO
(Anonymous)
2009-04-27 05:00 pm (local) (link)
GUYS!! Why is this turning into arguments and havoc? The rule obviously stated that polite behaviour is important in this kink-meme.
Settle down, or I'll settle you in the next meeting.
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Re: STOP IT, YOU TWO
(Anonymous)
2009-04-27 05:02 pm (local) (link)
Ooh~ Kinky~~
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Re: STOP IT, YOU TWO
(Anonymous)
2009-04-27 05:09 pm (local) (link)
*facepalm*
First commenter should take a break from all of this. I apologize for de-anoning myself, but I will not say sorry for the idiocy that's happening after my comment.
I'm sorry, mod! I swear on my pride and reputation that something like this won't happen ever again.
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Turkey sighed. He was really looking forward to read new fills. Instead, things like this happens. He sighed again and browsed through some more fills before called it a day, maybe he had more luck that before.
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The first fic that Turkey read was http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/3274.html?thread=3720650#t3720650
The fic where he commented was http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/6850.html?thread=8516034#t8516034
That's all! Thank you for reading!
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SO HARD.
Oh god, someone needs to start another IC hetalia thread on this thing like NOW. It's just too funny to pass up.
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And author!anon, you just win the internet XDDD!
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good idea at first, like eurvisn. congrats norway, i owe him artsoppa.
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I didn't know if this would even get FILLED, let alone this well. XD
Hell, I didn't even know what I was picturing when I req'd it, it was just spawned from being cracked out.
And I lol'd. You win, authornon.
reCAPTCHA: came dollies
lolwut?
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