Russia/America? France/UK? Stuck in a house together? Your wish is my command. ♥ Also, I left it at the G8 plus a few countries like China, because I don't think I could handle more. D:
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"I told you the weather was bad, but did you listen? No, you just had to have the meeting here anyways!" America railed, hunched into his jacket as well as he could, glaring all around him.
"God, shut up America! Fuck, it's bloody cold!" England shuddered, rubbing his hands together, and glaring back at America just as balefully.
"That would be because the power is out aru."
"No, I'm not going to shut up, because it's somebody's fault that they wanted to hold the meeting here despite blizzard warnings! Fuck, England, you're farther north than all of me but Alaska! Why are you complaining!"
"That's because my country is a bloody reasonable temperature instead of this shit you're calling weather. This is not weather, this is the end of civilization."
"It's actually quite warm!" Russia chirped as he opened the door to the house, causing a synchronized leaning of the gathered nations away from the blast of below-freezing air and snow that blew through the room. "Ah, but there is ice starting to form, and the power seems to be out all over the city, so I am afraid we are not going anywhere. Unless you can walk."
This announcement was met with a wave of grumbles. Germany glowered at everyone and anything, hunched under his thin suit jacket, North Italy curled into his side like a living heater, and South Italy sprawled over his brother with a pout on his face. France was wearing a smirk, a sure sign that he was irritated and would soon be irritating someone else. Japan was kneeling on the floor, and was attempting to be stoic about the whole situation, but was practically vibrating across the floor with his shivers. China, with a wailing Korea latched to his shoulders, merely grimaced and hunched into a further ball, bearing Korea only because of the extra heat.
Sighing, China rubbed at his forehead. "Well, then we are stuck here aru. Why don't we try to find some way to get warmer aru?"
"Can we build a fire?"
"Not with you here, you'll damn well kill us all."
"I hear exercise warms people up, I invented aerobics!"
"No you didn't, and it is a little too cold for even that. We will freeze faster than we will warm up.
France's smirk grew wider and wider at the suggestions, waiting for just the right lull in the conversation. As soon as he had it, he spoke.
GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I knew whoever wrote this would have Russia saying, "It's not that bad guys" or something to that effect! XD Kudos for the anon-hive mind. And Russia's amazing-ness. Can't wait for more of this.
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"I told you the weather was bad, but did you listen? No, you just had to have the meeting here anyways!" America railed, hunched into his jacket as well as he could, glaring all around him.
"God, shut up America! Fuck, it's bloody cold!" England shuddered, rubbing his hands together, and glaring back at America just as balefully.
"That would be because the power is out aru."
"No, I'm not going to shut up, because it's somebody's fault that they wanted to hold the meeting here despite blizzard warnings! Fuck, England, you're farther north than all of me but Alaska! Why are you complaining!"
"That's because my country is a bloody reasonable temperature instead of this shit you're calling weather. This is not weather, this is the end of civilization."
"It's actually quite warm!" Russia chirped as he opened the door to the house, causing a synchronized leaning of the gathered nations away from the blast of below-freezing air and snow that blew through the room. "Ah, but there is ice starting to form, and the power seems to be out all over the city, so I am afraid we are not going anywhere. Unless you can walk."
This announcement was met with a wave of grumbles. Germany glowered at everyone and anything, hunched under his thin suit jacket, North Italy curled into his side like a living heater, and South Italy sprawled over his brother with a pout on his face. France was wearing a smirk, a sure sign that he was irritated and would soon be irritating someone else. Japan was kneeling on the floor, and was attempting to be stoic about the whole situation, but was practically vibrating across the floor with his shivers. China, with a wailing Korea latched to his shoulders, merely grimaced and hunched into a further ball, bearing Korea only because of the extra heat.
Sighing, China rubbed at his forehead. "Well, then we are stuck here aru. Why don't we try to find some way to get warmer aru?"
"Can we build a fire?"
"Not with you here, you'll damn well kill us all."
"I hear exercise warms people up, I invented aerobics!"
"No you didn't, and it is a little too cold for even that. We will freeze faster than we will warm up.
France's smirk grew wider and wider at the suggestions, waiting for just the right lull in the conversation. As soon as he had it, he spoke.
"I vote body warmth."
England's teacup forcibly met his head.
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Will continue soon!
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