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Alfred whistled appreciatively, pleased despite his awkward position, bent over at the waist, ass up in the air for everyone to see. Or for Matthew to see, anyway. But Matthew wasn’t looking.
“You’ve really got quite a spread here, Matt,” Alfred continued, reaching inside the refrigerator he had already invaded with his head to paw around the various foodstuffs. “Are those mooseburgers? I’ve always wanted to try mooseburgers.”
“They’re not mooseburgers,” Matthew said patiently. Arthur always told him he had the patience of a saint, to deal with Alfred on such a regular basis. “They’re just regular hamburgers. From cows. Would you like to make some anyway?”
Alfred grinned. “Well you know I never say no to a good-hey!”
Matthew spun around suddenly at the exclamation, fearing the worst. Alfred had straightened up, holding a rather amorphous bag of white liquid up by one corner and making a a face somewhere between disapproval and disgust. “What the heck?” he asked. Matthew sighed with relief.
“It’s milk,” he explained. “Also from cows.”
“Milk,” Alfred repeated, raising an eyebrow. “In a bag?” He brought his free hand up to the bottom of the bag, causing the contents to slosh to either side. “Why the heck would you put milk in a bag?”
“Well, it’s really a lot better on the environment, you know?” Matthew shrugged, nudging past Alfred to take a few of the hamburger patties (he knew the other man would want more than one) out of the fridge. “Less packaging.”
“But how do you pour it?” Alfred insisted, still perplexed, turning the bag over in his hands (thankfully, it was not yet opened). “How do you put it back in the fridge once you’ve opened it? Doesn’t it slosh everywhere?”
“Please stop putting your hands all over it,” Matthew insisted. “You’ll warm it up.” Warm milk was good in the winter, of course, but it had to be truly warm-hot, in fact. Room temperature milk was just unacceptable. “Here, I’ll show you.” He put the patties down on the counter and reached into the refrigerator again, taking out a cylindrical container made of blue plastic. “I just bought that yesterday; I’ve been meaning to open it anyway.” He took the bag from Alfred’s hands and plopped it into the container, taking one of his refrigerator magnets down from the door to neatly cut off one of the bag’s corners. “There. You see?” He took two glasses down from the cupboard and poured one for himself and for his guest. Alfred was staring at him.
“So let me get this straight. You have a milk bag. And a milk… thingy. And a milk bag-cutter magnet thingy. And you like it this way?”
“Yes. Yes I do.” It was so much easier to dispose of bags than plastic cartons, and easier to carry as well. And you only had to buy the one milk jug… And to have a bag-cutter as a fridge magnet just made sense. But then, even though you could hardly call Alfred ‘set in his ways,’ he did always seem to believe that his way was the right way, no matter what way it was. Matthew sighed resignedly and pressed Alfred’s glass into his hands. He was just glad he hadn’t brought up homo milk.
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Also, I live in remote Western Canada where we don't get baggged milk, so I found the explanations on how they use milk bags very educational! I think you researched very well xD
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*Is a big USxCanada shipper*
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I'll admit, for the longest of time, I thought bagged milk the norm - imagine my surprise when I found out that not only could milk also be bought in cartons, but in jugs, too!
He was just glad he hadn’t brought up homo milk.
Yes, very glad indeed. Though I must admit, the thought of Alfred finding out about homo milk amuses me greatly. XD
Please excuse the ramble. What I'm really trying to say is that I love this snippet very very much~ <3
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I've always grown up with milk in bags, I never thought anything abnormal about it. Crazy Americans and their boxed liquid fetish XD
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I've grown up with bagged milk... I think it's weird having a JUG of milk...
Cider comes in jugs... not milk 8\\\\
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Is it from homosexuals? If it's from cows, are the cows homosexuals? (How are they sure?) And, of course, does it make you homosexual?
Whatever the real explanation, it cannot be as wonderful.::
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