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In order to celebrate HETALIA'S anime adaptation. AXIS POWERS HETALIA KINK MEME

Jul 25, 2008 15:44

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You are feeling sorry for the chair... anonymous October 30 2008, 07:53:34 UTC

When he was purchased in a bulk sale, the chair had felt such pride. He was going to be a chair for the G8 Summit. He would be the supporter of a world leader. Not all chairs could say that. And not just a normal seat, no. He would be a chair from which policies would be debated; the fate of the very world decided.

The chair was quite proud with himself. His life was shaping up better than he had ever dreamed. That was, until Canada sat on him.

It wasn't so bad at first. Sure, he felt a little cheated. The other chairs got Britain, America. He got... Canada? So much for fate changing arguments coming from his station. He fumed and fumed until it was all he could think about.

The chair became so busy with his upset that at first he didn't notice the commotion. But he did notice that sudden weight. How could he not?

He looked up. Russia? On him? On Canada?

His heart soared. TWO G8 members! And Russia? Everyone listened to Russia!

The chair spat in the direction of his empty neighbour. 'Ha ha! he thought, 'take that!'

But then he began to feel it, the creaking deep in his bones. Suddenly, his mind flashed to crazy possibilities: A story he once heard while in the factory whispered among the older furniture him and the new ones thought of as parents.

'Russia,' they'd said, 'killed a chair once. A chair no one could tame. But Russia did it. He did it with the evil that leaks out of him like termites. That man's a chair killer and don't you let him come near you.'

Oh how the chair wished he had remembered. But now it was too late. His veneer cracked, his legs buckled, Canada squirmed--

He broke, Canada and Russia crashing down on top of his wreckage in a pile of wood and flesh. The weight had just been too much for him. Canada got off with light bruising to the body (and heavy bruising to the ego). The chair got the dumpster.

Le fin~

Re: You are feeling sorry for the chair... anonymous October 30 2008, 11:59:14 UTC

My God anon, I love you.

OP is feeling sorry for the chair... anonymous November 2 2008, 00:27:35 UTC

You know the kind of laughter that makes you double over and gasp helplessly? The kind that leaves with such a long-lasting grin, your muscles hurt when it fades?

Yeah, that's your fault.

Re: You are feeling sorry for the chair... anonymous November 3 2008, 05:06:56 UTC

I... I can't stop laughing.

<333

Re: You are feeling sorry for the chair... anonymous January 11 2009, 00:15:20 UTC

Poor chair... I'm laughing my butt off here and that poor chair is probably mulch or some other scrap-wood product.

Well done anon, well done~

I peed my pants. anonymous December 11 2009, 20:48:12 UTC

Yeah i read this in the "quiet" section of the library when i was supposed to be doing homework.. lets just say i got kicked out becasue i was laughing so hard.

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