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"Ah--shit--" He staggered to his feet. Russia took a step back, his eyes narrowed. "I just memorized a few phrases I figure'd be good for starting a fight. I don't even know what I said."
"I won't translate," Russia growled.
"Probably better not. With France here, I think we count as 'mixed company.'"
"Baise toi."
"You don't have to translate that, either," America replied. Then, to Russia, "What's that called?"
Ivan took another step back. He flexed his pipe in his hand. "We call it systema."
"'The system?' That's a terrible name. How's it work?"
Russia appeared to consider for a moment, then tossed the faucet aside. It clanged and rolled away over the blacktop. "It is better to demonstrate than to explain."
That suited America just fine. France and England exchanged a glance, then shook their heads in sorry synchronicity and continued on in to the building.
America spent the next half hour getting knocked flat on the ground.
It wasn't that he was bad at fighting. America was great at fighting.
It wasn't even that he couldn't hurt Russia. He did hurt Russia--whenever he could keep his feet long enough to hit him. Russia had a bloody nose, a black eye, and probably half a dozen bruised ribs. CQC--the Marine close quarter combat system, what they called semper fu--was deadly stuff. It was the best self defense system the American military could develop.
And it did nothing to keep Russia from kicking his legs out from under him again, dropping a knee into his chest once he hit the ground, and waving a fist over his face in a casual gesture that said, "If I had a knife in my hand right now, I'd unplug your eye sockets and you could guzzle Coke through an extra two holes in your face."
When his head stopped spinning and the little white flashing lights faded from his eyes, he rasped, "Your system is bullshit."
Russia smiled and drew a finger across his throat, in a gesture that said, "And here's where I'd put your second smile."
America jerked his chin away. "Who came up with it, anyway? Your KGB assholes?"
Ivan said, "That's a secret, America."
"Yeah, well." He struggled to sit up. Ivan dug his knee into his solar plexus in response. "Let me up, already."
Russia tipped his head. Something glittered in his eyes. "Do you yield, yet?"
America's lips thinned. He glanced towards the office complex. "It's getting late. I'm tired of this."
Russia leaned forward and caught his wrists. "Too tired to fight?" His voice was dark, rough silk. "Then yield."
America jerked against him. "Go fuck yourself."
Russia pinned his hands above his head. The ends of his hair hung almost in America's eyes. "Yield."
America fought for leverage; he tried to kick Russia off; Russia remained as he was, immovable as stone. He glared into that amused, alien, violet gaze, until Russia murmured, "I think I like you like this," and his eyes dropped away and he flushed.
"Fine, I yield," he spat. "Now let me up."
The next few seconds made him dizzy to think about: Russia just smiled at him, and did nothing. Then he pushed off of Alfred and rose. He picked up his pipe from several feet away, swung it over his shoulder, and strolled off towards the high rise, whistling to himself.
America scrambled to his feet and wrapped his arms around his aching chest. He felt ashamed; and, somehow, without knowing what it was he had expected or hoped for--still tingling from those last few seconds of silence--he felt horribly let down.
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France, that's what you get for being a poor sport. Russia'd.
And AMERICA... GUAM... haha!
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awelkjsls
I love everything here, omfg.
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America's hilarious in this (I loved the part about Guam, him speaking Russian and his bickering with Russia during the fight) and overall, all the characterizations are just fantastic.
I also loved the fight scenes themselves & the way you described them. I guess fencing would be the only topic in which England and America would compliment France, huh?
Great stuff, author!anon. You made this OP's day!
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Glad to hear it hit the spot, OP!
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and GUAM.
I lol'd
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This may be my new favorite fic on this meme *__*
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Sorry about that, my capslock must have stuck...
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