In order to celebrate HETALIA'S anime adaptation. AXIS POWERS HETALIA KINK MEME

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Re: Hamburger smex anonymous February 19 2009, 05:00:07 UTC
In the living room Russia saw the three hamburgers on the table in the middle of the room, beside the sofa. He was making him comfortable in the sofa before America, that sat on the floor before the table, said;
“To be honest, I want to have sex. With you and these hamburgers…”
If Russia ever wanted to laugh, nothing had tempted him as much as the things he just heard America saying. He poked at one of the burgers while saying;
“So… how do you think you can include these? They’re not quite fuckable.”
“Oh, I don’t mean I want to fuck them. I just want you to eat them while I’m fucking you.”
“That’s how I’m going to deserve my meal? That’s sounds pretty interesting.”
“Isn’t it? Take off your clothes. All of it, except for that scarf.”
Russia didn’t mind getting fucked, as long as he could make America horny. If America came before Russia, he would take it as his victory. He was standing up, undressing in front of the staring America. A moment later he was complete naked, except for that scarf.
“Sit down on the sofa”, Russia said with a creepy smile.
When America sat down Russia undressed the pants halfway, and then the underwear. America was already hard. He blushed harder when Russia started to touch his member. The precum made it all sticky. It was like America had touched himself before Russia arrived.
Russia took one of the burgers and was holding it in his hands while sitting down in Americas lap.
“It smells so delicious, don’t you think?”
“It does”, America said as an answer. “Now, I want to down on all four.”
Russia didn’t liked to be ordered around, but as long as America found it erotic he could approve it just this time. He did just as he was told and felt America thrust into him, started the intercourse, at the same time as his mouth was being busy eating that hamburger. The salad spilled down on the sofa. It was hard eat it properly but somehow he managed. When America realized Russia was done with the burger he pulled it out.
“Russia… I want to eat a burger together with you.”
He was panting and his face was all red. Of course, Russia was also beginning to feel really horny from being fucked. He took another one of the burgers and sat on the lap when holding it right before his mouth, which let America also eat it. Accidentally, some of the ketchup and dressing landed on Russia’s cheek. He didn’t care for the moment, though. The hamburger felt so big, warm and nice in his mouth. This was the first and only time he found a hamburger sexy. After eating the last piece of the hamburger they kissed each other. It was a hot, hamburgertasting kiss. Then America licked Russia’s cheek to clean it up from the ketchup and dressing.
Russia gave the last hamburger to him with the words “eat it while you fuck me”. And so they did. America moaned and gasped loudly between the chews of the hamburger while Russia let himself be fucked, not caring about the pieces of every ingredient of the hamburger America dropped on him.
As Russia wanted, America climaxed first. After having that victory Russia jerked himself off, as he didn’t wanted America to make him cum. While cuming he screamed “Russia pink!” just because it was the first thing he could think of except for “America!” and “holy hamburgers!”.
“Thank you for the dinner, America”, he said after putting his clothes on again and leaving the room.
“No problem”, America answered though Russia couldn’t hear him anymore.

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Re: Hamburger smex anonymous July 1 2009, 20:28:16 UTC
RUSSIA PIIINK

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anonymous September 21 2009, 01:27:01 UTC
roflmao. That was... great.

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Re: Hamburger smex anonymous December 6 2009, 00:13:14 UTC
I was actually laughing so much I was crying by the end of this fic. Thank you for writing something so wonderfully funny.

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Re: Hamburger smex anonymous May 2 2011, 17:07:01 UTC
One word: LOL XD

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