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Alfred looked up, a hamburger hanging out his mouth. Arthur cringed as the American hastily swallowed the thing whole.
“About what?” he asked.
“You,”
“My favorite subject!” Alfred laughed and crammed a handful of potato chips into his mouth.
“Honestly, can we have one conversation without you stuffing your mouth?” Arthur glared and snatched the chips out of Alfred’s hands.
“Hey! Give me back my chips!”
“No! This is exactly my point -. What did you say?” The Brit said, staring at the American with a mixture of horror and fury.
“Chips. Give me back my chips,”
“These aren’t chips, you git,” said Arthur, dangling the bag above Alfred’s head, “This are crisps,”
“No, they’re chips,” Alfred said, looking more at the bag than the man.
“You’re speaking English, which means I have the final say on what things are called and these,” he gave the bag a jiggle, “Are crisps,”
“No, there not,” and Alfred stood up and snatched the bag from Arthur’s hands. He took another handful of chips (or crisps) and ate them all in one bite.
“Enough!” Arthur howled, exasperated. “Look at what you eat all day, Alfred,”
The Brit motioned across the kitchen, the only vegetable in sight was candy corn.
“I like what I eat,” Alfred moped, but then took a bite out of his hamburger and his smiled returned.
“It’s not good for your body,” Arthur furrowed his brows, “I mean, you’ve already gained weight!”
Alfred’s dopey smile suddenly turned sinister.
“So?” He said, arising from the chair, unbuttoning his shirt.
“So!” Arthur hissed, but already felt his resolve shaking. “It’s not healthy and you could get fat…,”
“So?” Alfred snaked a hand around Arthur’s waist and pulled the Brit close to him. “It will just give you more cushion for the pushin’,”
“What?” Arthur gasped while Alfred laughed and pushed his senior onto the kitchen counter.
“Get off of me!” Arthur cried, trying to squirming his way out of the American’s grasp. Alfred was not having it. He ripped of Arthur’s shirt and was holding the man down by his leg power alone. (It was a good thing the little weight Alfred had gained went straight to his thighs.)
“No,” Alfred said, and kissed the unwilling man. Said man turned away in disgust.
“You taste like hamburgers and crisps,”
Alfred pouted, “You mean chips?”
Before Arthur could tell Alfred to stop butchering his language, Alfred was already naked.
Arthur moaned.
Well, maybe a little extra weight wasn’t so bad.
I tried? I mean, there's kitchen sex, so...non-fail please!
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"the only vegetable in sight was candy corn."
So much win sauce! Please have an internet for the amount of PURE AWESOME included in this fic.
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