In order to celebrate HETALIA'S anime adaptation. AXIS POWERS HETALIA KINK MEME
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Okay, let's make history and be more epic than these people, shall we?
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The third night, another failure. None of the problems from before…. A new problem arose. In fact it arose and REFUSED TO GO THE HELL DOWN.
France did actually get to sex this night… but it was HORRIBLE. He ended up getting both of them nice boners, and they made love. France came, expecting Canada to follow shortly after…. He didn’t. France tried to get him to come by oral…. Nothing. He got another boner, tried sex another time…. Nothing. Wasn’t having a boner for this long unhealthy?! Throughout the entire time, Canada was profusely apologizing, close to tears, embaressed that it wouldn’t go down. Once France didn’t have ANY energy left and all the fun was sucked out of sex, Canada gathered up his clothing and left.
Fourth night. Canada knees France in groin during foreplay, France is in horrible pain for the next hour. Canada apologized profusely, gathers clothing, and leaves.
Fifth night. Canada shows up drunk, vomits on bed during sex. France is mentally scarred and horrified. Canada apologizes profusely… he gathers his clothing and leaves.
Sixth night. Canada falls asleep in the middle of sex. He wakes up after being shooken around a bit, apologizes profusely, grabs his clothing and leaves.
Seventh night. Canada has a gruesome rash down under, France is disturbed. Canada apologizes profusely, gathers his clothing, and leaves.
Eighth night. Canada’s rash is gone, bit somehow has sports-cup glued over vital areas, unable to remove it from after the hockey game he had that day. France can’t get it off. Canada apologizes profusely, gathers his clothing and leaves.
It was the ninth night now. More than a WEEK of bad sex, night after night after night. France was so very tired of it…. He didn’t know how much more he could handle. He waited in Canada’s room, waiting for that magic time of the evening Canada would walk in……..
He did. This time, he showed up in a giant bear costume. A GIANT. BEAR. COSTUME.
“Ah… the zipper’s stuc-“
France interrupted.
“You know Canada… I think I am going back to my house now. It was nice to see you again…” he said, slowly getting up and walking out of the doorway, trudging out of Canada’s house and off to go back home.
It was the only conquest France ever gave up on.
Back in the house, Canada waited until he saw France leave…. Then he smirked, picking up the phone and giving a special friend a very well-deserved phone call.
A very groggy voice picked up.
“’s ‘merica….” A tried voice answer, audible yawn heard on the phone.
“Listen, About that money you now owe me… send it to me in a giant briefcase. With a bear on it. Delivered by people with pancakes and maple syrup. Guess you can ship it up this weekend, eh?” Canada said with a broad grin, sitting down on the bed and unzipping his bear costume, beginning to wiggle his way out of it.
“………………. You didn’t.”
“I did.”
America didn’t answer for a while, but then responded. “Dude… you actually got him to leave your house without threatening him?! Did you use the fake rash?!”
“That AND the perma-cup. Took a lot, But I did get him out of my house, don’t you know.” Canada said, laying down on the bed now with a smirk. Finally… his own bed again.
“God dammit, I was sure I was going to win that bet.” America said with a defeated sigh, grumbling. “Yeah yeah, I’ll send the money up this weekend. Bear-cases and all.” He grumbled out, before saying “Gotta go though… talk to you…. Lat….” Snores were now heard on the phone, coming from America.
Canada hung up the phone, chuckling before he pulled the covers up around him, turning out his light.
That would be the last time France decided to mess with HIM.
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FIN!
Oh Canada. So evil. So very evil.
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LAWL AND WIN, I SAY.
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Bohahahahaha. Ego-anon strikes again!
-twirls evil cape and ties canada down on railroad track then runs off. Deviously.-
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this was super
write more canada.
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You see large amounts of ... do not normally occur in prose. Thus it can be distracting. Especially when ... occurs muliple time in a single sentence, or if it occurs in over 50% of sentences.
If you need to express that some on is trailing in their speech it is okay to say so in the discription. "His words were slow" ""He trailed off at this yada yada. "Hesitently he said" Sometime more can be gained creating the mood for the words in ways like this than by use of ...
Anyways I like your stories it's just I keep getting nitpicky while reading them because of this. Sorry ._.
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I know my overuse of the elipse, it is one of my grand weaknesses. xD You see, I am a theatre junkie (gunna be a theatre major in college soon) So I write how I think. And when I think I think with a lot of pauses, and have to write my words the way I would say em out in real life. Hence I feel the need to add those overused elipses, WAY to many "....." at a time, etc. etc. bollocks and jazz. THE THEATE MAJOR. OVERDOING EVERYTHING AND RUINING THE NAME OF GOOD WRITING. (suprised that's all ya nitpicked on actually. My word choice also happens to be suckish a lot of the time. xP)
A FATAL FLAW. (I also over use commas. Dx) Nitpick all ye please (I have been getting too much good critism lately, after all. MY EGO SHOULD BE KNOCKED DOWN A NOTCH OR I WILL BEGIN TO THINK I AM INVINCIBLE)
Thanks for the constructive critism! I will try to keep that in mind when continuing my adventures in this kink meme! <333
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