In order to celebrate HETALIA'S anime adaptation. AXIS POWERS HETALIA KINK MEME
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Canada looked frantically for his polar bear plush, turning up everything in the room. Someone replaced his stuffed polar bear with a stuffed panda as some sick joke. He sighed in frustration as he picked up the panda from under its forearms and stared at it. He supposed it was cute, but just wasn't the same. Actually, now that he thought about it, it did have an uncanny resemblance to his own.
He let out a yelp as he realized this panda was his polar bear, just with dyed panda spots. Then as if right on cue, China bounced into the room with an aura of satisfaction surrounding him; apparently he didn’t leave when everyone else did after the meeting. "Do you like it, aru? I made it cuter!"
“No, he was cute just the way he was!” Canada tried to keep the bitter tone out of his voice.
“But pandas are cuter than polar bears! Polar bears are just plain white, which is boring, aru!”
“But polar bears live in the arctic, so they have thicker fur, which means they’re more fluffy,” Canada argued.
“But they’d be better if they had black too, aru!”
“If they were black, they wouldn’t have very effective camouflage. Something pandas don’t need because their environment’s not as harsh.”
“Well, polar bears won’t have an environment soon, because global warming, aru.”
Canada couldn’t withhold the whimper towards the thought, but he put on a stern face when he saw China’s smirk and countered, “Pandas already lost most of their habitat thanks to your people!”
China put on a horror struck face. “I didn’t know they would populate so fast and endanger the pandas, aru! Besides, pandas are on their way to recovery! And while the panda population slowly grows, the polar bear population will decrease, aru!”
“That doesn’t change the fact that polar bears will be superior to pandas until their dying day!” Canada paused for a moment before adding, “Which won’t be before the pandas!”
“Polar bears will have to shave to deal with the heat. Then they won’t be cute, aru.”
“Being cute isn’t the only reason polar bears are better.” What was with this guy and cute things?
“Oh? What do the fans crowd to more, aru? The panda exhibit or the polar bear exhibit?”
“Well… speaking from my zoos… pandas…” Canada reluctantly muttered.
“See, aru!”
“But that’s just because pandas are more rare!”
“Pandas are what sell, aru.”
“Well, I have polar bears, so I don’t need more pandas,” Canada stated before mumbling, “And you demand so much just to rent one.”
“But pandas are cuter, aru!”
“But Kumajiro isn’t a panda!” Canada snapped, “When one thinks of Canada, they don’t think of pandas!”
“Well, excuse me then, aru,” China said as he plucked the bear from Canada’s hands.
“Hey! Give him back!”
“You said pandas aren’t Canadian, aru. Therefore, I’ll take the bear since pandas are Chinese, aru.”
“He’s still mine!” Canada avoided making contact with China before, but was now making an attempt to grab his precious plush.
China held his arm out in an attempt to keep Canada back, “But you don’t like the spots, aru!”
“You’re too cheap to buy quality dye, so it should come out in a few washes!”
“But I worked hard dying it, aru!”
“I don’t care!” Canada tackled China, sending both toppling to the floor. Canada quickly snatched Kumajiro and clambered off of a stunned China. “Don’t worry, I’ll make you clean again,” Canada cooed to his bear as he snuggled his chin against its head. Canada walked out of the room, leaving China on the floor with a scowl on his face.
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Canada couldn’t help but jump into the bear giving it a hug like an excited child. He froze when he felt the bear hug him back.
“Wh-what is this!?” He struggled but the bear’s arms were too strong, “Ch-china! Where-?“
The bear’s head leaned down and said in that childlike voice impossible not to distinct, “Hello, Canada. How about some negotiations?”
I have no idea if Canadians line up to see pandas, but everyone does at the San Diego zoo, so I based it on that. >_>
Sorry if the end of the argument feels… abrupt? I always want to keep arguments going on forever in writing, so I have to force myself to stop.
And I realized I spelt "dyeing" wrong in part 1 right when I clicked submit. >_<
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Oh, and thanks to all who responded.
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brb loling and buying bootleg toys.
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It's a KGB disguise
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