Re: Lovino McGuire [3/?]
anonymous
March 28 2009, 18:40:48 UTC
-ROME-
Lovino and Antonio are in the hotel. Grandpa Rome is shouting at them. “ROOM ASSIGNMENTS MIDGETS~” oh noez
“Antonio, you’re with Heracles, Lovi you’re with Ludwig. EVERYONE ELSE IS UNIMPORTANT” And they all went to bed.
-BEDROOMS-
“I will be taking the window bed.”
“NO U!”
“Indeed.”
“HMPH!”
-SIGHT SEEING-
“This here be the super cool wishy-fountain thing. Some bitches set it up way back when. I ain’t throwin’ a coin in though, wishes are for pussies, HAHAHA” Roma chortled all cool like.
Antonio schooped his BFF and twirled;
“Oh Lovi, isn’t it wonderful! The beauty~ Here, let us make a wish in this conveniently placed wishing fountain~”
“PUT ME DOWN YOU PRICK!”
“: (“ Replied Antonio.
Lovino picked a random coin out of his pocket and he wished reeeaaalllyy hard and dramatically threw it into the fountain; ’I wish for a new vespa’
Antonio followed suit; ’I want Lovi to realise ILOVE HIM… no no erm what I mean is I wish for some yummy tomatoes for dinner tonight.
They both had their eyes closed, being all wishy and o so manry, not gay at all when a smoot, sexy, make a million 15yr olds cream themselves voice floated over from behind them:
Re: Lovino McGuire [4/?]
anonymous
March 28 2009, 18:42:57 UTC
Antonio turned. Lovino turned. Before them stood an albino and a elf-looking bodyguard guy.
“Feli! Hey babe!”
“The fuck you talkin’ ‘bout bra?” Lovino flipped him the bird.
“My bad, you look like someone I know.” The albino said with a creepy smile, a smile that creeped the FUCK out of both Antonio and Lovino. So Lovino did the only thing he knew to do in such situations; drive away.
“CIAO!”
-ICECREAMSHOP-
Roma was stuffing his face with gelato, as were all the other students,
“This shit is delicious!” Roma cooed.
Lovino and Antonio joined the queue like good boys and waited their turn.
“Wait~ I’m sorry~” The familiar voice floated over the crowd again.
“FFS!” Lovino growled and wheeled on the albino, “WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM WHITE BOY?!”
Whitey looked shocked and looked at his bodyguard who looked on disapprovingly.
“I wanted to apologise, you just really looked like my friend Feliciano, you shock- OMG IS THAT GUY OK?” Grandpa Rome had started choking out of nowhere. “Oh well, name’s Gilbert. Yours?”
Lovino glared the guy up and down then ran over his foot, “Lovino, why?”
Suddenly fangirls! Hundreds of them! scene I was too lazy to write
After the rape was over, Lovino cried. Even though it was only a couple crazy people taking his photo he still felt violated all the same.
“What was that?!”
Gilbo just pointed up in response. Antonio and Lovino both looked up and gaspinated.
There was Gilbert and Lovino, or some guy who looked just like him at least.
Lovino decided that if the freak in the photo just had his hair curl moved over a little bit he’d be a very sexy individual.
“Yes! I cannot hide it anymore, I AM A SINGER! YOU LOOK LIKE MY MISSING PARTNER! MEET ME AGAIN PLEASE?!”
“Sure thang bruv”
And Antonio and Lovino rolled off on the vespa along with the school tour group, leaving Gilbert behind them.
Re: Lovino McGuire [5/?]
anonymous
March 28 2009, 18:45:24 UTC
Lovino was very very ‘ill’ the next day. He couldn’t go on the school’s planned activities for that day. OH WOE.
Grandpa Rome had been convinced easily enough, the only people who realised he was faking however were Antonio and his bastard roommate Ludwig.
“I don’t know what your problem is but I’ll find it out….” Ludwig stomped off.
“:(“ Antonio said as he tried to convince Lovino not to sneak off with ‘Gilbo the Great’
When everyone had ran away Lovino went out of the hotel and met up with Gilbert at a place they hadn’t discussed the day before but he KNEW where to go automatically. Or maybe it was because he’d used his awesome vespa to circle the city until he found him and Legolas.
They had a magical day of romantic vespa riding and cultural learnings. Gilbert told Lovino all about Feliciano and what had happened between them leading to their band splitting up.
“He said he couldn’t cope with the latest sausage/potato heavy album and just left” Gilbo wept. Lovino hugged him in a way that a 15 yr old only could after being in love after half a day of knowing someone.
They said bye-bye and Gilbo gave Lovino a kissy-coo on the cheek as he dropped him at the hotel just before Roma re-appeared.
-LATER-
Lovino was listening to one of Feliciano and Gilbert’s songs on repeat ‘cuz he was cultural and stuff like that.
-ANTONIO-
Antonio sat on his bed all sad ‘n’ stuff.
“Dude~ you’ve got the sting” Heracles mumbled at him from underneath the pile of homeless cats he had adopted on their travels of the city.
“What?” Antonio cried
“For Lovino, y'know. There’s a super cool dumb guy being smart thing here but I can’t be bothered to explain it all so just accept that you’re jealous of this person Lovino seems to be crushing on”
Re: Lovino McGuire [Finale]
anonymous
March 28 2009, 18:56:28 UTC
Antonio never got around to confessing to Lovino. Lovino and Gilbert kept sneaking out for romantic meetings. Grandpa Rome kept seeing Legolas outside the hotel and had started giving him flowers every night.
They carried on for an entire week before Gilbert took him to a super romantic garden.
“Some conveniently timed awards are in a week… pretend to be Feliciano and perform with me plz?”
“Ok…” Lovino said leaning in for a kiss. Gilbert grabbed his ass and walked to the exit.
When Lovino wasn’t looking Gilbert grinned like Ivan on crack; JUST AS PLANNED
--DANCE STUDIO--
They dance and sing.
Lovino learns that Feliciano lip-syncs and learns to lip-syncs in his place.
ROMANTIC TENSION GROWS. SUSPICION OF GILBO GROWS.
-Hotel-
“Gilbert is using you!”
“No he isn’t, STFU YOU’RE JEALOUS!”
“WHAT IF I AM?!”
“FUCK YOUUU! CIAO CUNTFACE!”
Lovino runs away so Antonio formulates a cunning plan and steals Lovino’s vespa keys.
--AIRPORT--
Antonio had somehow been able to bypass the security at the check in gate and got to the terminal as he found his target.
“Feliciano!” Antonio shouted his friend’s doppelganger. The brunet turned around and waved,
“Ve~ ^__^ ”
“Wow, other than your faces you’re completely different!”
“Who?”
“My friend Lovino! ANYWAY! COME QUICK HE’S BEING SET UP FOR SOME SRS BSNS BY GILBERT! YOU MUST HELP”
Antonio saw Feliciano’s face light up.
“You know Lovino?!”
“Yes… how do you? You've never met!”
“I have a twin brother named Lovino who I haven’t seen since our parents separated when we were five!”
“OMG!”
“Ve~ Lovino bro~ It’ll be nice to see him after so long, maybe we can make pasta together…”
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The two drive to the coliseum where the random awards show is going on.
Lovino is wearing a sparkly suit. Antonio bursts into his dressing room.
“LOVINO! IT’S A SET UP! I BROUGHT THIS GUY TO PROVE IT!” Antonio throws Feliciano into the room.
Lovino looks at Feliciano. Feliciano looks at Lovino.
“Ve~” Feliciano begins.
“Spa~?” Lovino finishes.
“VESPA~” they say together.
Lovino is overwhelmed by the feeling that he’s known this person his whole life and they hug.
“Lovi, remember me? It’s me Feliciano~ Your brother!”
“I tried to block out my childhood before mama and papa’s divorce but I remember you now!”
They hug and cry and their hair curls join to make a heart. Antonio ‘gasms and faints at the sight.
Ludwig and Heracles bust in.
“Roma’s on his way!” Ludwig says
“Meow" A cat says for Heracles.
Ludwig looks at Feliciano, Feliciano looks at Ludwig. Fountains of pasta go off, winged wurst fly around the room, Ludwig’s face goes cherry red, Feliciano’s curl twitches, they dive into each other’s arms and kiss.
“GET OFF MY BROTHER YOU BASTARD!”
Ludwig gets up and coughs; “I too have an announcement… Gilbert is my elder half-brother.”
“:o” They all say.
“I too am ashamed of rhis fact but because of this I know his weakness: Frying pans , a girl he’s had a crush on since he was a kid beat him up with one once and he’s been scarred for life ever since.”
Heracles nods in knowing and heads to the kitchen.
Gilbert never does appear on stage that night, but pictures of him terrified and cowering in a corner are guaranteed to show up on all Italian magazines the next morning.
-- AFTER-PARTAY --
Antonio proposes all beautifully and romantically to Lovino on the roof under the stars.
Ludwig and Feliciano find an abandoned broom closet and make good use of it. The cleaning ladies never knew the human body could bend that way. Grandpa Rome and Legolas get it on.
Heracles gets into a fight with a Turkish guy manning the bar.
Gilbert is discovered cowering by a certain long haired pan wielding head-chef at the coliseum.
-- EPILOGUE --
Lovino and Antonio become a couple. Antonio becomes a victim of domestic violence, he just laughs and hugs Lovino closer.
Feliciano moved to the states and shacked up at grandpa Rome’s house. He and Ludwig are engaged.
Legolas, now known as Germania, also shacked up with them.
Gilbo got frying-pan wedding’d to Elizaveta.
And Heracles is swapping abusive emails with Sadiq. Every now and then nudey pictures are attached.
BECAUSE IT JUST HAD TO BE DONE
anonymous
March 28 2009, 18:58:57 UTC
Hopefully this makes up for the fail of the fic OTL
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Hey Now = PASTA/VESPA
Pasta Pasta
Vespa Vespa
Have you ever seen such a beautiful ride I could almost kiss the makers for painting so right When you see me riding, I go To Ma To I would never want to miss this 'cause in my heart I know what this is
[Chorus] Vespa Vespa This is what pastas made of Pasta Pasta This is what vespas are made of I've got somewhere I belong I've got somebody to love This is what pastas/vespas are made of
(Vespa) (Pasta)
Have you ever wondered what pastas about? You could search the world and never figure it out You don't have to sail the oceans Oh Oh Oh tastiness is no mystery it's Here now it's you and me
[Chorus]
Open your eyes (This is what vespas are made of) shout ‘pizza pie’ (This is what pastas made of)
When you see me riding, I go To Ma To From now on pasta’s my lover And everything's vespacoloured
[Chorus:] (Hey now) (Hey now) Vespa/pasta This is what pasta This is what pastas made of Pasta/vespa Vespa/pasta This is what vespas are made of I've got somewhere I belong I've got somebody to love This is what pastas/vespas are made of (Pasta) (Vespa) Pasta/Vespa This is what pasta/vespa This is what pastas/vespas are made of
Re: BECAUSE IT JUST HAD TO BE DONE
anonymous
May 25 2009, 01:17:26 UTC
"YOU'RE ADOPTED.''
Wow anon, this was hilarious! And oh god the song. I had to go listen to the actual "This is what Dreams are made of" or whatever while reading that. Great!
Lovino and Antonio are in the hotel. Grandpa Rome is shouting at them.
“ROOM ASSIGNMENTS MIDGETS~” oh noez
“Antonio, you’re with Heracles, Lovi you’re with Ludwig. EVERYONE ELSE IS UNIMPORTANT”
And they all went to bed.
-BEDROOMS-
“I will be taking the window bed.”
“NO U!”
“Indeed.”
“HMPH!”
-SIGHT SEEING-
“This here be the super cool wishy-fountain thing. Some bitches set it up way back when. I ain’t throwin’ a coin in though, wishes are for pussies,
HAHAHA” Roma chortled all cool like.
Antonio schooped his BFF and twirled;
“Oh Lovi, isn’t it wonderful! The beauty~ Here, let us make a wish in this conveniently placed wishing fountain~”
“PUT ME DOWN YOU PRICK!”
“: (“ Replied Antonio.
Lovino picked a random coin out of his pocket and he wished reeeaaalllyy hard and dramatically threw it into the fountain; ’I wish for a new vespa’
Antonio followed suit; ’I want Lovi to realise ILOVE HIM… no no erm what I mean is I wish for some yummy tomatoes for dinner tonight.
They both had their eyes closed, being all wishy and o so manry, not gay at all when a smoot, sexy, make a million 15yr olds cream themselves voice floated over from behind them:
“Feliciano?”
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“Feli! Hey babe!”
“The fuck you talkin’ ‘bout bra?” Lovino flipped him the bird.
“My bad, you look like someone I know.” The albino said with a creepy smile, a smile that creeped the FUCK out of both Antonio and Lovino. So
Lovino did the only thing he knew to do in such situations; drive away.
“CIAO!”
-ICECREAMSHOP-
Roma was stuffing his face with gelato, as were all the other students,
“This shit is delicious!” Roma cooed.
Lovino and Antonio joined the queue like good boys and waited their turn.
“Wait~ I’m sorry~” The familiar voice floated over the crowd again.
“FFS!” Lovino growled and wheeled on the albino, “WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM
WHITE BOY?!”
Whitey looked shocked and looked at his bodyguard who looked on disapprovingly.
“I wanted to apologise, you just really looked like my friend Feliciano, you shock- OMG IS THAT GUY OK?” Grandpa Rome had started choking out of
nowhere. “Oh well, name’s Gilbert. Yours?”
Lovino glared the guy up and down then ran over his foot, “Lovino, why?”
Suddenly fangirls! Hundreds of them!
scene I was too lazy to write
After the rape was over, Lovino cried. Even though it was only a couple crazy people taking his photo he still felt violated all the same.
“What was that?!”
Gilbo just pointed up in response. Antonio and Lovino both looked up and gaspinated.
There was Gilbert and Lovino, or some guy who looked just like him at least.
Lovino decided that if the freak in the photo just had his hair curl moved over a little bit he’d be a very sexy individual.
“Yes! I cannot hide it anymore, I AM A SINGER! YOU LOOK LIKE MY MISSING PARTNER! MEET ME AGAIN PLEASE?!”
“Sure thang bruv”
And Antonio and Lovino rolled off on the vespa along with the school tour group, leaving Gilbert behind them.
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Grandpa Rome had been convinced easily enough, the only people who realised he was faking however were Antonio and his bastard roommate Ludwig.
“I don’t know what your problem is but I’ll find it out….” Ludwig stomped off.
“:(“ Antonio said as he tried to convince Lovino not to sneak off with ‘Gilbo the Great’
When everyone had ran away Lovino went out of the hotel and met up with Gilbert at a place they hadn’t discussed the day before but he KNEW where to go automatically. Or maybe it was because he’d used his awesome vespa to circle the city until he found him and Legolas.
They had a magical day of romantic vespa riding and cultural learnings. Gilbert told Lovino all about Feliciano and what had happened between them leading to their band splitting up.
“He said he couldn’t cope with the latest sausage/potato heavy album and just left” Gilbo wept. Lovino hugged him in a way that a 15 yr old only could after being in love after half a day of knowing someone.
They said bye-bye and Gilbo gave Lovino a kissy-coo on the cheek as he dropped him at the hotel just before Roma re-appeared.
-LATER-
Lovino was listening to one of Feliciano and Gilbert’s songs on repeat ‘cuz he was cultural and stuff like that.
-ANTONIO-
Antonio sat on his bed all sad ‘n’ stuff.
“Dude~ you’ve got the sting” Heracles mumbled at him from underneath the pile of homeless cats he had adopted on their travels of the city.
“What?” Antonio cried
“For Lovino, y'know. There’s a super cool dumb guy being smart thing here but I can’t be bothered to explain it all so just accept that you’re jealous of this person Lovino seems to be crushing on”
“I make no secret of my love of Lovi.”
“Good. Now go take your man back!”
“In the morning, he’s normally asleep by now.”
....
...
“Stalker.”
“: (!”
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They carried on for an entire week before Gilbert took him to a super romantic garden.
“Some conveniently timed awards are in a week… pretend to be Feliciano and perform with me plz?”
“Ok…” Lovino said leaning in for a kiss. Gilbert grabbed his ass and walked to the exit.
When Lovino wasn’t looking Gilbert grinned like Ivan on crack;
JUST AS PLANNED
--DANCE STUDIO--
They dance and sing.
Lovino learns that Feliciano lip-syncs and learns to lip-syncs in his place.
ROMANTIC TENSION GROWS. SUSPICION OF GILBO GROWS.
-Hotel-
“Gilbert is using you!”
“No he isn’t, STFU YOU’RE JEALOUS!”
“WHAT IF I AM?!”
“FUCK YOUUU! CIAO CUNTFACE!”
Lovino runs away so Antonio formulates a cunning plan and steals Lovino’s vespa keys.
--AIRPORT--
Antonio had somehow been able to bypass the security at the check in gate and got to the terminal as he found his target.
“Feliciano!” Antonio shouted his friend’s doppelganger. The brunet turned around and waved,
“Ve~ ^__^ ”
“Wow, other than your faces you’re completely different!”
“Who?”
“My friend Lovino! ANYWAY! COME QUICK HE’S BEING SET UP FOR SOME SRS BSNS BY GILBERT! YOU MUST HELP”
Antonio saw Feliciano’s face light up.
“You know Lovino?!”
“Yes… how do you? You've never met!”
“I have a twin brother named Lovino who I haven’t seen since our parents separated when we were five!”
“OMG!”
“Ve~ Lovino bro~ It’ll be nice to see him after so long, maybe we can make pasta together…”
__
The two drive to the coliseum where the random awards show is going on.
Lovino is wearing a sparkly suit. Antonio bursts into his dressing room.
“LOVINO! IT’S A SET UP! I BROUGHT THIS GUY TO PROVE IT!” Antonio throws Feliciano into the room.
Lovino looks at Feliciano. Feliciano looks at Lovino.
“Ve~” Feliciano begins.
“Spa~?” Lovino finishes.
“VESPA~” they say together.
Lovino is overwhelmed by the feeling that he’s known this person his whole life and they hug.
“Lovi, remember me? It’s me Feliciano~ Your brother!”
“I tried to block out my childhood before mama and papa’s divorce but I remember you now!”
They hug and cry and their hair curls join to make a heart. Antonio ‘gasms and faints at the sight.
Ludwig and Heracles bust in.
“Roma’s on his way!” Ludwig says
“Meow" A cat says for Heracles.
Ludwig looks at Feliciano, Feliciano looks at Ludwig. Fountains of pasta go off, winged wurst fly around the room, Ludwig’s face goes cherry red, Feliciano’s curl twitches, they dive into each other’s arms and kiss.
“GET OFF MY BROTHER YOU BASTARD!”
Ludwig gets up and coughs; “I too have an announcement… Gilbert is my elder half-brother.”
“:o” They all say.
“I too am ashamed of rhis fact but because of this I know his weakness: Frying pans , a girl he’s had a crush on since he was a kid beat him up with one once and he’s been scarred for life ever since.”
Heracles nods in knowing and heads to the kitchen.
Gilbert never does appear on stage that night, but pictures of him terrified and cowering in a corner are guaranteed to show up on all Italian magazines the next morning.
-- AFTER-PARTAY --
Antonio proposes all beautifully and romantically to Lovino on the roof under the stars.
Ludwig and Feliciano find an abandoned broom closet and make good use of it. The cleaning ladies never knew the human body could bend that way.
Grandpa Rome and Legolas get it on.
Heracles gets into a fight with a Turkish guy manning the bar.
Gilbert is discovered cowering by a certain long haired pan wielding head-chef at the coliseum.
-- EPILOGUE --
Lovino and Antonio become a couple. Antonio becomes a victim of domestic violence, he just laughs and hugs Lovino closer.
Feliciano moved to the states and shacked up at grandpa Rome’s house. He and Ludwig are engaged.
Legolas, now known as Germania, also shacked up with them.
Gilbo got frying-pan wedding’d to Elizaveta.
And Heracles is swapping abusive emails with Sadiq. Every now and then nudey pictures are attached.
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Hey Now = PASTA/VESPA
Pasta
Pasta
Vespa
Vespa
Have you ever seen such a beautiful ride
I could almost kiss the makers for painting so right
When you see me riding, I go
To Ma To
I would never want to miss this
'cause in my heart I know what this is
[Chorus]
Vespa
Vespa
This is what pastas made of
Pasta
Pasta
This is what vespas are made of
I've got somewhere I belong
I've got somebody to love
This is what pastas/vespas are made of
(Vespa)
(Pasta)
Have you ever wondered what pastas about?
You could search the world and never figure it out
You don't have to sail the oceans
Oh Oh Oh
tastiness is no mystery it's
Here now it's you and me
[Chorus]
Open your eyes
(This is what vespas are made of)
shout ‘pizza pie’
(This is what pastas made of)
When you see me riding, I go
To Ma To
From now on pasta’s my lover
And everything's vespacoloured
[Chorus:]
(Hey now)
(Hey now)
Vespa/pasta
This is what pasta
This is what pastas made of
Pasta/vespa
Vespa/pasta
This is what vespas are made of
I've got somewhere I belong
I've got somebody to love
This is what pastas/vespas are made of
(Pasta)
(Vespa)
Pasta/Vespa
This is what pasta/vespa
This is what pastas/vespas are made of
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“Spa~?” Lovino finishes.
*brb ROTFLling like mad*
really anon that was amazing XD and the song, oh god the song XD
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I swear, I burst out laughing at the To Ma To part of the chorus.
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Wow anon, this was hilarious! And oh god the song. I had to go listen to the actual "This is what Dreams are made of" or whatever while reading that. Great!
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