USUK MSN Sex [1/?]
anonymous
August 9 2010, 10:48:50 UTC
GOD, HOW HAS THIS NOT BEEN FILLED BY THIRTY BILLION WRTIER!ANONS YET? Oh well, I will gloriously take advantage of this and fill now~! -grins- __________________________________
He stopped short at what the instant message actually said.
YOUR MOM'S FACE says (12:04 AM): ∙ dude, u wanna cyber?? ;P
England's eyes widened as he spluttered out loud, nearly spilling his tea in his shock. He was hardly able to comprehend what his former colony was requesting of him in his rediculous text speak hardly able to be claimed as semi-related to English.
After placing his half empty cup down safely beside his laptop, he, with shaking hands and a flushed face, managed to type out a legitimate response.
Arthur Kirkland says (12:05 AM): ∙ What the bloody fuck are you talking about?
After a long, long moment of glaring at America's icon, which was currently set to some awkward faced Family Guy character he couldn't put a name on, the younger nation responded.
YOUR MOM'S FACE says (12:05 AM): ∙ LOL. dude, i knew u were deaf... but r u goin blind 2? XD
The Englishman scowled.
Arthur Kirkland says (12:06 AM): ∙ Your grammar.. It's honest to goodness hurting my eyes.
YOUR MOM'S FACE says (12:06 AM): ∙ rofl
Arthur Kirkland says (12:06 AM): ∙ What on Earth does that mean?
YOUR MOM'S FACE says (12:06 AM): ∙ pfft... whatever u want it 2 mean, artykins. XD
Arthur Kirkland says (12:06 AM): ∙ .. Never call me that again. ∙ Ever.
YOUR MOM'S FACE says (12:06 AM): ∙ whatev whatev. so r we gonna cyber or not?? <3
England was now massaging his temples, wondering if he could simply sign out, say his internet disconnected next time the two spoke and then pretend that this conversation never happened. After all, he couldn't be being serious, could he? Of course he couldn't be. The nation was practically known for his lallygagging, pranks and idiotic acts. This was simply one of them.
He sighed, deciding on being a good sport and humoring him. Hopefully this practical joke would be over with and he could go back to his business. He still hadn't contacted Japan, after all. The quicker he could rid of the American and his games, the better.
Arthur Kirkland says (12:07 AM): ∙ Yes, of course we can cyber. I would love nothing more on this perfectly calm, relaxed, early Sunday morning than to cyber with you, America, my absolute favorite nation.
He chuckled softly, minimizing their chat and pulling up the main MSN window, scrolling for Japan's screen name. He could never type it in the search bar because it was in typed in Japanese text. That much was expected, but It was certainly troublesome when he was making an attempt to send a message to him and he had forty or so other people on his contact list.
When his and America's chat window suddenly began to flash, he blinked, his curiosity claiming the best of him. England pulled the window back up, quirking an eyebrow at what he found.
----------------------------------------------------------------- YOUR MOM'S FACE is making a video call to you. Accept? -----------------------------------------------------------------
England pursed his lips, eyes narrowing impatience. He could already feel the headache coming on.
Oh well, I will gloriously take advantage of this and fill now~! -grins-
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He stopped short at what the instant message actually said.
YOUR MOM'S FACE says (12:04 AM):
∙ dude, u wanna cyber?? ;P
England's eyes widened as he spluttered out loud, nearly spilling his tea in his shock. He was hardly able to comprehend what his former colony was requesting of him in his rediculous text speak hardly able to be claimed as semi-related to English.
After placing his half empty cup down safely beside his laptop, he, with shaking hands and a flushed face, managed to type out a legitimate response.
Arthur Kirkland says (12:05 AM):
∙ What the bloody fuck are you talking about?
After a long, long moment of glaring at America's icon, which was currently set to some awkward faced Family Guy character he couldn't put a name on, the younger nation responded.
YOUR MOM'S FACE says (12:05 AM):
∙ LOL. dude, i knew u were deaf... but r u goin blind 2? XD
The Englishman scowled.
Arthur Kirkland says (12:06 AM):
∙ Your grammar.. It's honest to goodness hurting my eyes.
YOUR MOM'S FACE says (12:06 AM):
∙ rofl
Arthur Kirkland says (12:06 AM):
∙ What on Earth does that mean?
YOUR MOM'S FACE says (12:06 AM):
∙ pfft... whatever u want it 2 mean, artykins. XD
Arthur Kirkland says (12:06 AM):
∙ .. Never call me that again.
∙ Ever.
YOUR MOM'S FACE says (12:06 AM):
∙ whatev whatev. so r we gonna cyber or not?? <3
England was now massaging his temples, wondering if he could simply sign out, say his internet disconnected next time the two spoke and then pretend that this conversation never happened. After all, he couldn't be being serious, could he? Of course he couldn't be. The nation was practically known for his lallygagging, pranks and idiotic acts. This was simply one of them.
He sighed, deciding on being a good sport and humoring him. Hopefully this practical joke would be over with and he could go back to his business. He still hadn't contacted Japan, after all. The quicker he could rid of the American and his games, the better.
Arthur Kirkland says (12:07 AM):
∙ Yes, of course we can cyber. I would love nothing more on this perfectly calm, relaxed, early Sunday morning than to cyber with you, America, my absolute favorite nation.
He chuckled softly, minimizing their chat and pulling up the main MSN window, scrolling for Japan's screen name. He could never type it in the search bar because it was in typed in Japanese text. That much was expected, but It was certainly troublesome when he was making an attempt to send a message to him and he had forty or so other people on his contact list.
When his and America's chat window suddenly began to flash, he blinked, his curiosity claiming the best of him. England pulled the window back up, quirking an eyebrow at what he found.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
YOUR MOM'S FACE is making a video call to you. Accept?
-----------------------------------------------------------------
England pursed his lips, eyes narrowing impatience. He could already feel the headache coming on.
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seems like it'd be hilarious, more please, Author!Anon!
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Especially this line:
YOUR MOM'S FACE is making a video call to you. Accept?
It's just the way it's written... At first I was like, "Arthur's mum...wha-OH RIGHT!" -facepalm-
Yeah...talk about lameness. And I'm pretty sure Alfred hasn't realized that Arthur was being sarcastic xD
Really, I don't even think Alfred knows what sarcasm is.
I love this, author!anon! Please continue!
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