Boys will be Boys [1/1]
anonymous
March 26 2009, 03:22:00 UTC
Anon will give it a shot. ---
Kiku had been in relationships before. Well only two, but you get the point. He knew quite well what it was like being with someone, and he had a lot of fun with it. Sadly, the only two relationships he'd been in and enjoyed are now fighting over him. Not really over him, but more like who pleased him more.
"What makes you think you think you're better at it, you bloody git!" Arthur yelled, "I doubt he could've standed being around you for more than a few minutes. Especially when you stuffed your face like a pig!"
Alfred argued with the weirdest comeback, "Well compared to you, this pig would make the perfect ham sandwich! At least I'm a better cook than you. Those charcoals you call scones really don't cut it."
"Why you little-"
"Guy really, you should stop," Kiku tried to intervene, but only delayed Arthur from strangling Alfred.
Arthur sighed and smirked a bit, "I guess you're right. It's not like the wanker does it right anyway. A young country such as him would hardly know anything about pleasing his partner sexually."
"Age has nothing to do with it," Alfred objected, "Besides my youth means I have much more energy than you do so I can go a second round if he wants me to."
"It's not about quantity, it's about quality. Have you ever played around with him with a can of whipped cream and a banana?"
"Pfft. That's old school. We use toys for our fun. Dildos, cock rings, the works. Not that an old geezer like you would understand the fun of toys."
"Who you calling an old geezer, you git!"
Kiku started to blush a little as the two mentioned their sexual experiance with him. It was true he had done those things, but it was only to experiment and try something new.
Arthur sighed and continued, "Fine. Toys really do suit your immaturity. It's best to leave the hardcore bondage to our adults."
"Now that's just weird. I don't think Japan would take a whipping so easily. He seemed to have a lot of fun the time we cosplayed."
"C-Cosplayed?! You got that far?"
"Yep. I was the Naruto to his Sai. He really got into the act too. He couldn't keep his hands off my heroic ninjaness!"
Kiki had turned beet red by then, and had decided to leave since Alfred obviously won. He never showed his perverted side to Arthur, which meant that it made Alfred 'better' for whatever reason.
But really, he'd rather go find Francis instead of deal with them. --- Hope Anon likes. :3
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Kiku had been in relationships before. Well only two, but you get the point. He knew quite well what it was like being with someone, and he had a lot of fun with it. Sadly, the only two relationships he'd been in and enjoyed are now fighting over him. Not really over him, but more like who pleased him more.
"What makes you think you think you're better at it, you bloody git!" Arthur yelled, "I doubt he could've standed being around you for more than a few minutes. Especially when you stuffed your face like a pig!"
Alfred argued with the weirdest comeback, "Well compared to you, this pig would make the perfect ham sandwich! At least I'm a better cook than you. Those charcoals you call scones really don't cut it."
"Why you little-"
"Guy really, you should stop," Kiku tried to intervene, but only delayed Arthur from strangling Alfred.
Arthur sighed and smirked a bit, "I guess you're right. It's not like the wanker does it right anyway. A young country such as him would hardly know anything about pleasing his partner sexually."
"Age has nothing to do with it," Alfred objected, "Besides my youth means I have much more energy than you do so I can go a second round if he wants me to."
"It's not about quantity, it's about quality. Have you ever played around with him with a can of whipped cream and a banana?"
"Pfft. That's old school. We use toys for our fun. Dildos, cock rings, the works. Not that an old geezer like you would understand the fun of toys."
"Who you calling an old geezer, you git!"
Kiku started to blush a little as the two mentioned their sexual experiance with him. It was true he had done those things, but it was only to experiment and try something new.
Arthur sighed and continued, "Fine. Toys really do suit your immaturity. It's best to leave the hardcore bondage to our adults."
"Now that's just weird. I don't think Japan would take a whipping so easily. He seemed to have a lot of fun the time we cosplayed."
"C-Cosplayed?! You got that far?"
"Yep. I was the Naruto to his Sai. He really got into the act too. He couldn't keep his hands off my heroic ninjaness!"
Kiki had turned beet red by then, and had decided to leave since Alfred obviously won. He never showed his perverted side to Arthur, which meant that it made Alfred 'better' for whatever reason.
But really, he'd rather go find Francis instead of deal with them.
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Hope Anon likes. :3
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Oh, that did it.
You just hit every one of my kinks, in order. It all just added up to the cosplay (though the naruto bit genuinely cracked me up XD).
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Oh Kiku you Japanese kink master <333
Thanks for this anon
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Thank you so much anon for doing this, I loved it!
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WIN!!! SO MUCH WIN!!
And strangely, I feel Alfred would make an excelent Naruto. He's got the personality and the apetite XDD
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