Untitled (1/1)
anonymous
March 7 2009, 04:16:20 UTC
(Author anon hopes that this is sort of what OP anon wanted *crosses fingers*)
It was amazing where the conversation of three men could end up after a couple of drinks. Plots for world domination, a solution to global warming, or
“Let me guess, Gilbert. You topped, non?”
Or end up talking shamelessly about their sex lives.
“What do you think? You know better than anybody that Roderich lacks the balls to-“ the Prussian stopped mid-sentence, noticing the uneasy look on the Spaniard’s face. Gilbert smirked, “Unless Antonio can say otherwise.”
Francis took the hint, grinning devilishly. “Anything you’d like to add, frère?” Antonio shook his head. “Oh, so it’s true!” Had Francis been a woman, he would have squealed. But he wasn’t. He squealed anyway.
Ignoring the effeminate reaction, Gilbert pressed on, “So, how the hell did that happen?” Antonio signed, figuring that there was no way out of the current situation.
“He was drunk. I was drunker. Shit happened. End of story.” And that would have been the end of it, had it not been for his older brother’s curiosity.
“So, was it…good?”
“¿Qué?
“Come on, don’t act stupid, the sex!” Gilbert all but shouted, causing a few bemused and disturbed looks from the other customers in the pub. Antonio looked down at his drink thoughtfully.
“It was alriiiight,” he said finally, a small, but smug smile resting upon his lips, his cheeks tinged a light pink.
“Judging by your expression, I’ll say it was more than just good, non?” Francis raised his eyebrow. “Though I’m surprised. I’ve always pictured you going for someone younger.” Antonio’s smile only grew.
“If you mean Lovino, been there, done that.” And he added, in a low whisper “and man, did I do that.” Gilbert choked on his drink, earning the stares of the two brothers.
“Oh, don’t tell me you’ve never thought doing anything with your brother,” Francis said The ashen haired man stared at him as if he was from another planet. Considering where he was from, that wasn’t much of a stretch.
“West? Of course not! I’m also sort of a father figure, so it would be….mega-ultra-super incest. It would be like you doing what’s-his-”
“Well about that…” Gilbert paled.
“…Seriously?”
“It was bound to happen eventually,” Antonio chimed in, “Besides, they’re not even blood related.”
“But it’s still….did he top?” Gilbert asked, changing gears quickly at the notion. The blonde scoffed.
“Of course not.”
“Have you ever bottomed, hermano?” There was no way that Gilbert and Antonio would believe Francis if the Frenchman responded with ‘no’, thought this was the answer they expected, due to his history of sexual harassment.
“Oui, of course I have. Remember England a while ago? Let’s just say he was very demanding, even outside of world affairs,” Francis replied, leaving the rest to the imagination. “I don’t think even Gilbert would have been able to top him.” This earned Francis a cold look.
“Is that so?”
“In fact, I would even be able to-“
“Nein, it’s a well known fact that I’m the most dominant of the three of us.” Both Francis and Antonio shouted in protest.
“And why is that?” the latter questioned, frowning.
“Because I’m just more awesome.”
“Hey, but I had sex before either of you did,” Antonio complained.
“Yet we all know who’s had the most,” Francis added. Gilbert merely shrugged.
“Hey, quality over quantity. And there’s only one way to test that.”
“Is that a challenge?” The Prussian nodded and the three of them, completely ignoring the bar tab, walked off to have the most epic threesome showdown that would change the course of history. Or at least they liked to think so.
Hundreds of miles away, Arthur, Matthew and Alfred sat together under similar conditions, and thought up of that global warming solution. Too bad none of them remembered the next morning.
Re: Untitled (1/1)
anonymous
March 13 2009, 02:28:39 UTC
"Hundreds of miles away, Arthur, Matthew and Alfred sat together under similar conditions, and thought up of that global warming solution. Too bad none of them remembered the next morning."
Re: Untitled (1/1)
anonymous
March 22 2009, 08:02:57 UTC
This this this this is incrediblyyyy amazinglyyy awesome. You caught really well all three of their voices, and I had to laugh out loud at certain comments. 10/10!! *handshake*
It was amazing where the conversation of three men could end up after a couple of drinks. Plots for world domination, a solution to global warming, or
“Let me guess, Gilbert. You topped, non?”
Or end up talking shamelessly about their sex lives.
“What do you think? You know better than anybody that Roderich lacks the balls to-“ the Prussian stopped mid-sentence, noticing the uneasy look on the Spaniard’s face. Gilbert smirked, “Unless Antonio can say otherwise.”
Francis took the hint, grinning devilishly. “Anything you’d like to add, frère?” Antonio shook his head. “Oh, so it’s true!” Had Francis been a woman, he would have squealed. But he wasn’t. He squealed anyway.
Ignoring the effeminate reaction, Gilbert pressed on, “So, how the hell did that happen?” Antonio signed, figuring that there was no way out of the current situation.
“He was drunk. I was drunker. Shit happened. End of story.” And that would have been the end of it, had it not been for his older brother’s curiosity.
“So, was it…good?”
“¿Qué?
“Come on, don’t act stupid, the sex!” Gilbert all but shouted, causing a few bemused and disturbed looks from the other customers in the pub. Antonio looked down at his drink thoughtfully.
“It was alriiiight,” he said finally, a small, but smug smile resting upon his lips, his cheeks tinged a light pink.
“Judging by your expression, I’ll say it was more than just good, non?” Francis raised his eyebrow. “Though I’m surprised. I’ve always pictured you going for someone younger.” Antonio’s smile only grew.
“If you mean Lovino, been there, done that.” And he added, in a low whisper “and man, did I do that.” Gilbert choked on his drink, earning the stares of the two brothers.
“Oh, don’t tell me you’ve never thought doing anything with your brother,” Francis said The ashen haired man stared at him as if he was from another planet. Considering where he was from, that wasn’t much of a stretch.
“West? Of course not! I’m also sort of a father figure, so it would be….mega-ultra-super incest. It would be like you doing what’s-his-”
“Well about that…” Gilbert paled.
“…Seriously?”
“It was bound to happen eventually,” Antonio chimed in, “Besides, they’re not even blood related.”
“But it’s still….did he top?” Gilbert asked, changing gears quickly at the notion. The blonde scoffed.
“Of course not.”
“Have you ever bottomed, hermano?” There was no way that Gilbert and Antonio would believe Francis if the Frenchman responded with ‘no’, thought this was the answer they expected, due to his history of sexual harassment.
“Oui, of course I have. Remember England a while ago? Let’s just say he was very demanding, even outside of world affairs,” Francis replied, leaving the rest to the imagination. “I don’t think even Gilbert would have been able to top him.” This earned Francis a cold look.
“Is that so?”
“In fact, I would even be able to-“
“Nein, it’s a well known fact that I’m the most dominant of the three of us.” Both Francis and Antonio shouted in protest.
“And why is that?” the latter questioned, frowning.
“Because I’m just more awesome.”
“Hey, but I had sex before either of you did,” Antonio complained.
“Yet we all know who’s had the most,” Francis added. Gilbert merely shrugged.
“Hey, quality over quantity. And there’s only one way to test that.”
“Is that a challenge?” The Prussian nodded and the three of them, completely ignoring the bar tab, walked off to have the most epic threesome showdown that would change the course of history. Or at least they liked to think so.
Hundreds of miles away, Arthur, Matthew and Alfred sat together under similar conditions, and thought up of that global warming solution. Too bad none of them remembered the next morning.
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