Belle ete Bete - Act 1 Scene 2 pt2
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February 1 2009, 01:40:42 UTC
Not far off from this, the, other, most beautiful man in the village, self proclaimed at least, was busy trying to shoot down some geese that were flying by for his dinner that night. With one shot, his aim perfect as always, he brought down the biggest of all the geese. "Fuck yeah!" he crowed in pleasure, congratulating himself on a hunt well done.
His sidekick, no his minion, hurried over to him bag in toe with the freshly killed goose shoved unceremoniously into it. "Wow! You didn't miss a shot, Gilbert! You're the greatest hunter in the whole world!" Alfred said, wonder shining in his eyes at the most amazing man in the world. Ever.
"I know!" He replied modestly, blowing the smoke off his gun very cooly before striding off, to see what else in this lame village he could do for fun that morning. Alfred followed in his shadow, dragging Gilbert's kills behind him
"Huh. No beast alive stands a chance against you...and no girl for that matter!"
"It's true, Alfred, and I've got my sights set on that one!" he replied, pointing directly at the vision that was Antonio sitting by that ugly disused fountain. Gilbert had plans on having his face sculpted on it later on in the year. Add some class to the area and all of that!
"The composer's son?" Alfred asked, his voice a little muffled as Gilbert grabbed his face in a headlock, pushing him to look directly at his future husband.
"He's the one! The lucky boy I'm going to marry."
"But he's--"
"The most beautiful boy in town." Gilbert let Alfred go, running a hand through his luxurious soft silky hair, flicking it out slightly, letting it catch the light. Ah, irresistible.
" I know--" Alfred stopped speaking as he let out a yelp as Gilbert's gun hit him square on the nose. Rubbing it, slightly disorientated, he picked up the rest of his boss' stuff, following after him again.
"And that makes him the best. And don't I deserve the best?"
"Well of course, I mean you do, but I mean..."
Gilbert couldn't help himself. The sight of his future spouse stirred something deep inside him. No not that. Well yes, that. But also something in his chest. He felt the most compelling urge to break into song. Giving into this desire was easy, and he had the most amazing voice as it was anyway, so he would be doing everyone a favor if he did sing.
"Right from the moment when I met him, saw him, I said 'He's gorgeous' and I fell.Here in town there's only he who is beautiful as me, so I'm making plans to woo and marry him"
As he finished this though, Antonio chose that moment to start walking again, this time back towards that lame house of his. He took off, not running but not quite walking either, trying to catch up to him quickly.
As he passed by the water pump, the village's three bimbos, nicknamed the Axis Powers fawned after him as usual. Feliciano, Ludwig and Kiku pushed at each other eagerly, all trying to get a better view of Gilbert, who of course had no time for such common placed rejects.
"Look there he goes, isn't he dreamy? Monsieur Gilbert, oh he's so cute! Be still my heart, I'm hardly breathing. He's such a tall, dark, strong and handsome brute!" They finished in unison, practically fainting from the thought of him.
Heh, Gilbert knew he had that effect on people. He just had to get Antonio's attention and then he too would be falling at his feet! But first he had to catch up with him, which was proving harder than it should be, blasted people in his way! Didn't they know who he was? They should be jumping out of his way. No matter.
"Pardon! Excuse me! Please let me through!" he said with as much manners as he could muster, pushing everyone who got in his way, well out of it. He was close enough now to hear that Antonio ahead of him, singing openly, just like he himself was.
"There must be more than this provincial life!"
" Just watch I'm going to make Antonio my wife! " Gilbert sang back to his would be fiance, knowing now for certain that they were meant to be together!
His sidekick, no his minion, hurried over to him bag in toe with the freshly killed goose shoved unceremoniously into it. "Wow! You didn't miss a shot, Gilbert! You're the
greatest hunter in the whole world!" Alfred said, wonder shining in his eyes at the most amazing man in the world. Ever.
"I know!" He replied modestly, blowing the smoke off his gun very cooly before striding off, to see what else in this lame village he could do for fun that morning. Alfred followed in his shadow, dragging Gilbert's kills behind him
"Huh. No beast alive stands a chance against you...and no girl for that matter!"
"It's true, Alfred, and I've got my sights set on that one!" he replied, pointing directly at the vision that was Antonio sitting by that ugly disused fountain. Gilbert had plans on having his face sculpted on it later on in the year. Add some class to the area and all of that!
"The composer's son?" Alfred asked, his voice a little muffled as Gilbert grabbed his face in a headlock, pushing him to look directly at his future husband.
"He's the one! The lucky boy I'm going to marry."
"But he's--"
"The most beautiful boy in town." Gilbert let Alfred go, running a hand through his luxurious soft silky hair, flicking it out slightly, letting it catch the light. Ah, irresistible.
" I know--" Alfred stopped speaking as he let out a yelp as Gilbert's gun hit him square on the nose. Rubbing it, slightly disorientated, he picked up the rest of his boss' stuff, following after him again.
"And that makes him the best. And don't I deserve the best?"
"Well of course, I mean you do, but I mean..."
Gilbert couldn't help himself. The sight of his future spouse stirred something deep inside him. No not that. Well yes, that. But also something in his chest. He felt the most compelling urge to break into song. Giving into this desire was easy, and he had the most amazing voice as it was anyway, so he would be doing everyone a favor if he did sing.
"Right from the moment when I met him, saw him,
I said 'He's gorgeous' and I fell.Here in town there's only he who is beautiful as me, so I'm making plans to woo and marry him"
As he finished this though, Antonio chose that moment to start walking again, this time back towards that lame house of his. He took off, not running but not quite walking either, trying to catch up to him quickly.
As he passed by the water pump, the village's three bimbos, nicknamed the Axis Powers fawned after him as usual. Feliciano, Ludwig and Kiku pushed at each other eagerly, all trying to get a better view of Gilbert, who of course had no time for such common placed rejects.
"Look there he goes, isn't he dreamy? Monsieur Gilbert, oh he's so cute! Be still my heart, I'm hardly breathing. He's such a tall, dark, strong and handsome brute!" They finished in unison, practically fainting from the thought of him.
Heh, Gilbert knew he had that effect on people. He just had to get Antonio's attention and then he too would be falling at his feet! But first he had to catch up with him, which was proving harder than it should be, blasted people in his way! Didn't they know who he was? They should be jumping out of his way. No matter.
"Pardon! Excuse me! Please let me through!" he said with as much manners as he could muster, pushing everyone who got in his way, well out of it. He was close enough now to hear that Antonio ahead of him, singing openly, just like he himself was.
"There must be more than this provincial life!"
" Just watch I'm going to make Antonio my wife! " Gilbert sang back to his would be fiance, knowing now for certain that they were meant to be together!
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