With that they began to move. After the long run to the Twin Emperors' room the trash clearing began (once Russia finally returned from being AFK, still not having said a word) and boy was that a treat. It always was though, wasn't it?
Oh, hey, this is going pretty well. Wait, nevermind. The tank died because the healers weren't paying attention. Someone's going to pick it up, right? Guess not, considering the Rogues are now mind controlled and raining down a severe beating on the healers. We can still pull through though, there are enough people alive to-scratch that, half the DPS just got cleaved to death. It's a wipe. Again.
America tried to remain optimistic about the situation (the fact that they were somehow the best guild on their server had to count for something, right?), but as he glanced at the in-game clock and noticed it was now some time past 10PM and they were only just getting to C'thun's room his heart sank. This probably wouldn't end well.
[RL] [Imthebest] : finally [RL] [Imthebest] : ok is ther any1 who doesnt know this fight [R] [Pastoni] : um i forgot wat to do [RL] [Imthebest] : ok we r all ready then [R] [Vokda] : afk [RL] [Imthebest] : god damit get back here u ass [RL] [Imthebest] : where te hell doeshe keep going [RL] [Imthebest] : ugh fine we have 2 wait for him then [R] [Pastoni] : afk pasta is redy!!!!!!!!!!! [RL] [Imthebest] : wtf no stop goin afk ppl [R] [Orderly] : Too late, he's already gone. [RL] [Imthebest] : aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggh [RL] [Imthebest] : we have to wait even more now [RL] [Imthebest] : this sux Pastoni has died. [RL] [Imthebest] : wtf [R] [Kawaii] : He ran in... Steinway has died. Plzdonthurtme has died. Tomatoman has died. Niaou has died. Omgomgomgomg has died. [RL] [Imthebest] : WTF [R] [Omgomgomgomg] : i like def just got zapped to death Iloveniisan has died. Fivemeters has died. Orderly has died. Kawaii has died. Teaisbetter has died. Boys has died. Ryes has died. Hesmywife has died. Nothiswife has died. Teammom has died. [RL] [Imthebest] : ASS [RL] [Imthebest] : I CANTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSS Germanysux has died. Crotchmonster has died. Buymypots has died. Eh has died. Smellslikemoney has died. Icecream has died. Armoried has died. Supman has died. Aniki has died. Imsealand has died. C'thun's Eye Beam hits you for -1 damage. You die. [RL] [Imthebest] : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [R] [Pastoni] : im back!!!!!! [R] [Pastoni] : wat happened? how did I get in the middle of the room? [R] [Orderly] : You ran in. The Eye Beam chained to the whole raid. [R] [Teaisbetter] : i took 12 million damage [R] [Teaisbetter] : ur such a fucking tosser [RL] [Imthebest] : idk wat that means but i agree [R] [Pastoni] : sry guess i hit autorun wen i got up
America's urge to turn his computer off and go drink himself into a daze was so ridiculously strong at that point it took every ounce of will he possessed to keep himself going. Rather than give up, though (he was America, after all: he had a reputation to protect) he grit his teeth and prepared for the recovery process.
[RL] [Imthebest] : every1 rez up and get back here QUICK [RL] [Imthebest] : we r going to do this right [R] [Vokda] : back [R] [Vokda] : oh my [R] [Vokda] : what happened here? why am i the only one still alive? [RL] [Imthebest] : ur still alive? [RL] [Imthebest] : WTF
Indeed he was. Apparently he had still been in another part of the instance, far away enough that he'd managed to avoid the beam all together. Just perfect.
[RL] [Imthebest] : i dont even no wat to say [RL] [Imthebest] : u guys [RL] [Imthebest] : nvm [R] [Vokda] : hm? [RL] [Imthebest]: nvm [W From] [Jsodifgkld] : Welcome!At shinattygold.com you get fast servic with a smile! 1000Gold/20$ 15minute delivery. We hope to do business with you soon!. [W to] [Jsodifgkld] : GO AWAY No player named Jsodifgkld is currently playing.
At that moment America's fist connected with his forehead so fast he knocked his glasses off. He hadn't intended to punch himself but that amount of pure hatred he was feeling at just about every person on earth was apparently enough to give his hand a mind of its own. Why did gold sellers always have to interrupt at the worst times? He supposed it was karma-really, he'd only bought from them once, and now suddenly they wouldn't leave him alone! Flooding both his in and out-of-game inbox, sending him text messages and whispering him constantly.
He made a mental note to punch China at the next meeting.
[RL] [Imthebest] : if we wipe again [RL] [Imthebest] : i swear [R] [Crotchmonster] : o yea baby take off ur blouse [R] [Crotchmonster] : MT [R] [Fivemeters] : wat [R] [Aniki] : CYBER????/? [R] [Aniki] : I INVENTED CYBER [R] [Imsealand] : ewwwwwwwwww [R] [Omgomgomgomg] : omg wtf man [R] [Omgomgomgomg] : ur so gross [R] [Crotchmonster] : i was kidding lol [R] [Omgomgomgomg] : sure w/e
It was like watching a train wreck.
A very, very bad train wreck. But even that still wasn't enough to stop America from looking at the clock.
THIS IS AMAZING AND HILARIOUS. I've yet to play WoW but I love how you well you can characterise them with just chatspeak. And their screennames! Eagerly awaiting the next part, Anon-author~
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YESYESYESYES Alfred definitely has to lead the raid xDDDD (and much fail too, poor him *pats Alfred*) AND OMG RUSSIA AS A GNOME. I PLAN THAT IN MY FIC TOO. HE HAS TO CHOOSE A GNOME It's amusingly sick xD;;;; (he's a lock in my not-even-half-done fic though... )
OMG N.Italy ILU. AND SCREEN NAMES *dies happily* PRUSSIA'S LOLOLOL and Sweden & Finland's OTZ Sealand is there too!!!!!!!!111
I AM BABBLING TOO MUCH.
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This was amazing. You've pretty much captured the essence of WoW in this. <3
I think the part I loved the most was seeing the capslock WASD-spam coming from US - keyboard-turner, much? And where the hell does Russia keep afk-ing to?
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OH JESUS CHRIST.
ONE QUESTION. THE (dirty Alliance) PRIEST IN ME FEELS COMPELLED TO ASK WHO MH IS.
By the way. I am in love with you. Sorry about that.
I laughed so hard. Oh China. America is so perfect as one of those srs bzns asses. And Canada! Ignored and hilarious! Love it. Great, geeky stuff anon!
I feel a bit stupid asking, because it's probably obvious to everyone else, but who are Teammom and Supman supposed to be?
C'thun's Eye Beam hits you for -1 damage. You die.
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Oh man, this is awesome. I didn't think someone could pull off this request, but you've done a fantastic job so far! I was laughing the entire time especially at the "[W From] [Jsodifgkld] : Welcome!At shinattygold.com you get fast servic with a smile! 1000Gold/20$ 15minute delivery. We hope to do business with you soon!. [W to] [Jsodifgkld] : GO AWAY No player named Jsodifgkld is currently playing." part because that's happened to me so many times, and god it's annoying! I also loved it when Prussia was like, "what?" to France's cybering. I eagerly await the next part!
Some of the names though are a bit confusing and I just wanted to see if I'm getting the all right: Steinway = Austria? Plzdonthurtme = Latvia? Tomatoman = Spain Niaou = China? Omgomgomgomg = Poland Iloveniisan = ??? Belarus? Fivemeters = Lol Prussia Orderly = Germany Kawaii = Japan? Teaisbetter = UK Boys = Hungary? Ryes = Lithuania Hesmywife = Sweden Nothiswife = Finland Teammom = Ukraine Germanysux = S. Italy Crotchmonster = France Buymypots = Egypt Eh = Canada Smellslikemoney = Switzerland? Icecream = ??? Armoried = ??? Supman = Turkey Aniki = Korea Imsealand = Sealand
Oh, hey, this is going pretty well. Wait, nevermind. The tank died because the healers weren't paying attention. Someone's going to pick it up, right? Guess not, considering the Rogues are now mind controlled and raining down a severe beating on the healers. We can still pull through though, there are enough people alive to-scratch that, half the DPS just got cleaved to death. It's a wipe. Again.
America tried to remain optimistic about the situation (the fact that they were somehow the best guild on their server had to count for something, right?), but as he glanced at the in-game clock and noticed it was now some time past 10PM and they were only just getting to C'thun's room his heart sank. This probably wouldn't end well.
[RL] [Imthebest] : finally
[RL] [Imthebest] : ok is ther any1 who doesnt know this fight
[R] [Pastoni] : um i forgot wat to do
[RL] [Imthebest] : ok we r all ready then
[R] [Vokda] : afk
[RL] [Imthebest] : god damit get back here u ass
[RL] [Imthebest] : where te hell doeshe keep going
[RL] [Imthebest] : ugh fine we have 2 wait for him then
[R] [Pastoni] : afk pasta is redy!!!!!!!!!!!
[RL] [Imthebest] : wtf no stop goin afk ppl
[R] [Orderly] : Too late, he's already gone.
[RL] [Imthebest] : aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggh
[RL] [Imthebest] : we have to wait even more now
[RL] [Imthebest] : this sux
Pastoni has died.
[RL] [Imthebest] : wtf
[R] [Kawaii] : He ran in...
Steinway has died.
Plzdonthurtme has died.
Tomatoman has died.
Niaou has died.
Omgomgomgomg has died.
[RL] [Imthebest] : WTF
[R] [Omgomgomgomg] : i like def just got zapped to death
Iloveniisan has died.
Fivemeters has died.
Orderly has died.
Kawaii has died.
Teaisbetter has died.
Boys has died.
Ryes has died.
Hesmywife has died.
Nothiswife has died.
Teammom has died.
[RL] [Imthebest] : ASS
[RL] [Imthebest] : I CANTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSS
Germanysux has died.
Crotchmonster has died.
Buymypots has died.
Eh has died.
Smellslikemoney has died.
Icecream has died.
Armoried has died.
Supman has died.
Aniki has died.
Imsealand has died.
C'thun's Eye Beam hits you for -1 damage. You die.
[RL] [Imthebest] : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[R] [Pastoni] : im back!!!!!!
[R] [Pastoni] : wat happened? how did I get in the middle of the room?
[R] [Orderly] : You ran in. The Eye Beam chained to the whole raid.
[R] [Teaisbetter] : i took 12 million damage
[R] [Teaisbetter] : ur such a fucking tosser
[RL] [Imthebest] : idk wat that means but i agree
[R] [Pastoni] : sry guess i hit autorun wen i got up
America's urge to turn his computer off and go drink himself into a daze was so ridiculously strong at that point it took every ounce of will he possessed to keep himself going. Rather than give up, though (he was America, after all: he had a reputation to protect) he grit his teeth and prepared for the recovery process.
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[RL] [Imthebest] : we r going to do this right
[R] [Vokda] : back
[R] [Vokda] : oh my
[R] [Vokda] : what happened here? why am i the only one still alive?
[RL] [Imthebest] : ur still alive?
[RL] [Imthebest] : WTF
Indeed he was. Apparently he had still been in another part of the instance, far away enough that he'd managed to avoid the beam all together. Just perfect.
[RL] [Imthebest] : i dont even no wat to say
[RL] [Imthebest] : u guys
[RL] [Imthebest] : nvm
[R] [Vokda] : hm?
[RL] [Imthebest]: nvm
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At that moment America's fist connected with his forehead so fast he knocked his glasses off. He hadn't intended to punch himself but that amount of pure hatred he was feeling at just about every person on earth was apparently enough to give his hand a mind of its own. Why did gold sellers always have to interrupt at the worst times? He supposed it was karma-really, he'd only bought from them once, and now suddenly they wouldn't leave him alone! Flooding both his in and out-of-game inbox, sending him text messages and whispering him constantly.
He made a mental note to punch China at the next meeting.
[RL] [Imthebest] : if we wipe again
[RL] [Imthebest] : i swear
[R] [Crotchmonster] : o yea baby take off ur blouse
[R] [Crotchmonster] : MT
[R] [Fivemeters] : wat
[R] [Aniki] : CYBER????/?
[R] [Aniki] : I INVENTED CYBER
[R] [Imsealand] : ewwwwwwwwww
[R] [Omgomgomgomg] : omg wtf man
[R] [Omgomgomgomg] : ur so gross
[R] [Crotchmonster] : i was kidding lol
[R] [Omgomgomgomg] : sure w/e
It was like watching a train wreck.
A very, very bad train wreck. But even that still wasn't enough to stop America from looking at the clock.
11:00PM.
The night had already been long.
It was only going to get longer.
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THIS IS AMAZING AND HILARIOUS. I've yet to play WoW but I love how you well you can characterise them with just chatspeak. And their screennames! Eagerly awaiting the next part, Anon-author~
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I love you, author!anon. You are doing a very good job!
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YESYESYESYES Alfred definitely has to lead the raid xDDDD (and much fail too, poor him *pats Alfred*)
AND OMG RUSSIA AS A GNOME. I PLAN THAT IN MY FIC TOO. HE HAS TO CHOOSE A GNOME It's amusingly sick xD;;;; (he's a lock in my not-even-half-done fic though... )
OMG N.Italy ILU. AND SCREEN NAMES *dies happily* PRUSSIA'S LOLOLOL and Sweden & Finland's OTZ Sealand is there too!!!!!!!!111
I AM BABBLING TOO MUCH.
OP GIVES YOU THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF NETS, ANON WRITER <33333333333333
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I think the part I loved the most was seeing the capslock WASD-spam coming from US - keyboard-turner, much? And where the hell does Russia keep afk-ing to?
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Ffff.
I want you anon.
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OH JESUS CHRIST.
ONE QUESTION. THE (dirty Alliance) PRIEST IN ME FEELS COMPELLED TO ASK WHO MH IS.
By the way. I am in love with you. Sorry about that.
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I laughed so hard. Oh China. America is so perfect as one of those srs bzns asses. And Canada! Ignored and hilarious! Love it. Great, geeky stuff anon!
I feel a bit stupid asking, because it's probably obvious to everyone else, but who are Teammom and Supman supposed to be?
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I am so happy everyone enjoys it so far! I had a lot of fun writing it.
As for who those two are, Teammom is Ukraine (because of TVtropes) and Supman is Turkey because it was the first thing I thought of LOL
I don't think it's that obvious either so don't feel bad! :)
and for the person who asked where russia keeps going..... perhaps we will find out soon, yes? ;D
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*facedesk*
brb laughing too hard to be much more coherent.
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No player named Jsodifgkld is currently playing." part because that's happened to me so many times, and god it's annoying! I also loved it when Prussia was like, "what?" to France's cybering. I eagerly await the next part!
Some of the names though are a bit confusing and I just wanted to see if I'm getting the all right:
Steinway = Austria?
Plzdonthurtme = Latvia?
Tomatoman = Spain
Niaou = China?
Omgomgomgomg = Poland
Iloveniisan = ??? Belarus?
Fivemeters = Lol Prussia
Orderly = Germany
Kawaii = Japan?
Teaisbetter = UK
Boys = Hungary?
Ryes = Lithuania
Hesmywife = Sweden
Nothiswife = Finland
Teammom = Ukraine
Germanysux = S. Italy
Crotchmonster = France
Buymypots = Egypt
Eh = Canada
Smellslikemoney = Switzerland?
Icecream = ???
Armoried = ???
Supman = Turkey
Aniki = Korea
Imsealand = Sealand
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I mostly just picked whatever I thought of first.. putting too much effort into it I think may have killed me lmao.
Only Niaou = Greece. It's the onomatopoeia for a cat's meow in Greek so.. yeah haha. Smellslikemoney is Estonia. The others are right!
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