Past-Part Fills Part 7
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Past-Part Fills Part Seven
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“Yeah, I try to drop by when I can, but you know, duty calls,” America said as he stepped up to the counter to pay, the woman and daughter disappearing back into the shelves with Carla. “Well, is that it?” he asked as Ed placed the books into a bag.
“Yep. Don’t be a stranger, Jones. I get lonely after a while and Carla can only irritate me so much,” Ed said, winking as he handed the bag over to America, who offered it to Tony, but held onto it anyway when the alien failed to notice. “Think of this as incentive. If you come more frequently, the bag won’t be as heavy when you leave.”
“Good logic, but no promises. I have to leave the country again in January, heading over to Berlin for diplomatic meetings. Tedious, but I only pay attention because the host pays for drinks afterwards,” America said, winking conspiratorially. “But that’s later. See ya again soon, Ed,” he said, starting to guide an oblivious Tony toward the comic shop door.
Tony was so absorbed into his Superman comics that he didn’t really notice the ride home. He’d wished DC had kept the heroes’ original costume designs; he’d preferred Wonder Woman’s original costume anyway. The nice thing about having the bag at his feet was that he could just keep reading and pulling out the next issue once he was done with the one he’d been reading.
“Dude, did you just power through all of the Superman issues?” America teased as he pulled into the driveway.
“They were good, but still in the reboot costumes,” Tony said, stuffing the most recent Superman comic back into the bag.
America made a face. “While I like some of the redesigns, like Wonder Woman’s getup, I’m not a fan of others,” he said as he turned the car off and pulled the key out of the ignition. “Did you eat earlier? How does some breakfast sound? Maybe Arthur’s up too,” he said as he got out of the car, completely missing Tony’s triumphant expression.
Victory tasted sweet. Unlike England’s cooking. Very unlike England’s cooking.
“Okay, so long as you’re cooking,” Tony replied.
America snorted. “Fine.”
The two of them entered the house, and Tony just knew that England was awake; the gag-inducing smell of tea permeated the front hall all the way from the kitchen. America hummed to himself as he dropped the bag of comics by the front door, cricking his neck before hanging his coat up. “Arthur! We’re back!” he called as he took Tony’s jacket and hung that up as well.
“And where exactly have you been?”
“Out, getting-” America began as he turned, but stopped when he saw England. “Sir,” he added carefully even as a hopeful grin crossed his face. Confused, Tony stopped in the hall on the way to the kitchen.
England was standing halfway down the staircase, dressed in completely unfamiliar clothing. He looked like one of the pirates in Tony’s books, in the red coat with gold buttons and the hat and-
Oh no, don’t you fucking dare, I WON!
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He wasn’t stupid, he’d read about how humans entertained themselves in the bedroom, and was greatly disturbed to find that his housemate apparently engaged in similar behavior with England. Even as America bounded up the stairs perhaps a little too enthusiastically for the scenario the two of them had created - something about English pirates targeting American ships and vice versa - Tony could only see his victory slipping away and out of his fingers.
No, no, no, no, no-
And the worst part was that England knew. The limey spared him a smirk before blatantly creating something of a magical barrier that he easily passed through while Tony just knew that it would keep him from going upstairs. He even tested it, bolting up the stairs once England had passed through. Tony smacked into the barrier, and howled when he fell back.
An indescribable rage filled Tony then, and he tore downstairs and was about to go outside to properly vent his anger (and hopefully find something of England’s down there to destroy). But he was even more enraged to find that there was in fact nothing of England’s he could actually destroy.
Pacing the room, he searched every bookshelf, every knickknack shelf, for something that belonged to England. Something he could tear to little pieces.
He did find a book that had fallen off the shelf, A History of US, by Joy Hakim, knocked over in Britannia’s escape from whatever the horror had been at the time. Picking it up, he examined the page it was open to, and was about to toss it back to the floor when the word Yorktown caught his eye.
Upon closer examination, he found that the chapter he was in was primarily focused on the battles of the American Revolution, with the Battle of Yorktown specifically on the current page. Flipping to the beginning of the chapter, he vaguely recalled America ranting about how much of a jerk and a tyrant England had been back then, and how glad America had been to break free of English control.
It was too bad Tony couldn’t duplicate the same Revolutionary England and prompt another hundred or so years of isolation between the two nations. It wouldn’t even be that complicated, just somehow switch England of the past with England of the now, and then once the damage was done, switch them back. Granted, it meant he would have to be in close quarters with the two Englands for a while, but the end result would be worth it.
Sighing, he closed the history book and set it on the coffee table. Too bad it was impossible to rewind and fast-forward time as he saw fit.
Or was it?
He suddenly remembered his newly returned time-traveling device downstairs, still lying on the workshop table where he’d been tinkering with it. Granted, it still needed a little adjusting, but Tony figured he could use it just this once. After all, this did classify as an emergency.
Tony promptly left the house altogether; he’d have to access his workshop through the cellar doors, but he finally had a plan that would separate America and England once and for all.
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The time travel idea is always win. Dare I hope for sexytimes? (Or shall I be as frustrated as England ho ho ho)
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I think Tony needs to put all that creative energy into creating himself a companion.
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