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part 21
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"...bloody fucking religious nutters--can't be rid of them even after kicking them off of the island, cockblocking bastards..." A faint snicker came from the other line, and England paused, frowning at his phone in confusion. It just didn't seem like India to laugh at him like that, so he wrote it off as static due to long distance. He heard a more definite cough a moment later, and England remembered himself. Right--best not to trouble the poor man any more with his personal problems--the fact that India had answered his workphone at this time of day meant he was probably very busy and had been working late when England interrupted him.
"Anyway, I apologize again for bothering you, I'd best get off and let you get back to work. Thank you for hearing me out." And with that, he hung up and went back to cleaning, while mulling over possible ways to bring up the subject of their rather mundane sex life to America, without mortifying the lad or himself.
Back in India, the nation himself ended the call with a quick tap of a button and a sigh. He leaned back in his chair, stretched his legs, and fixed the man across from him with a stare and a raised brow.
America--(who had also interrupted his paperwork with sex questions)--sat in front of him with a terrifyingly wide grin plastered across his face, shoulders shaking with amusement.
"Are you worried about it now?" America burst into loud laughter. India shook his head.
The younger nation had been in his country already for a brief meeting of some sort--honestly, he couldn't even remember what it was for; he'd only seen the blond man in passing earlier that day--but he'd all but barged into India's personal office later that evening, regaling him with far too many details of his and England's private relations, and his fears of doing anything "kinky" that might "freak the old man out" and drive his lover away, and might he know if England was "into all that 'Karma' Sutra shit?"
The call had come then, and India, desperate to at least take a break from America's questions, had answered it--not knowing then that it would only make things ten times worse, of course...
America wiped a tear from the corner of his eye. "Ah, man--I can't believe we were thinking the same thing! Doesn't happen very often, yanno? But this....this is awesome! Do you have any idea how much stuff I've wanted to try out, but didn't because of him?" India smiled wanly.
"I believe you may have mentioned some of them in the past hour, yes," he said dryly. America just beamed.
"Haha! I mean, I'd heard rumors about him secretly being a kinky old bastard, but they were mostly from France, or Prussia, yanno? They say weird shit about people all the time...plus, England acts like such a prude, sometimes...guess it's only in public, huh?" He grinned, standing up from his chair and sketching a half-way salute.
"Welp, I'll see ya later, man--gotta go pack. Thanks!" He walked out the door, and finally, India allowed himself to relax. Briefly, he wondered if he should warn England that America had inadvertently heard their conversation, but it was getting late, and, he thought with a barely-there smile, why ruin their surprise?
He shook his head. Those two made each other quite happy, despite all past differences, and, he really was glad that they could find love and pleasure in the other.
Hopefully, next time, though, they'd leave him out of it.
Meanwhile, in the elevator, America put away his phone after checking in online for his flight. He had a long trip ahead of him, and, he thought with a grin, he'd need to pick up a few things before he paid his visit to England.
(Definitely after he arrived, though--there were just some things that you never want to have to explain to Airport Security.....)
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