Hetalia kink meme part 21
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part 21
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"Why'd you run off like that? I didn't even do anything."
"You were yourself," Hungary retorts. "That's enough to scare off any honest man."
Half of Gilbert wants to take advantage of the "scare off" phrasing, but the other half is enjoying just sitting amiably. And then there's another half that is trembling like crazy because he has no clue what he's doing, but that's the half he tells to go die in a hole. Instead, he focuses on the creek (that has stopped being terrorized by pebbles) and just breathes.
Just breathes. Slowly, in and out, and Hungary's breathing next to him, slightly faster and shallower. Gilbert's left side is getting warm from the other's body heat, and it's uncomfortable, but it isn't unpleasant. Not entirely.
Out of the corner of his eye, he sees Hungary's lips still pursed in a pout and briefly wonders what it'd be like to kiss him.
(Almost immediately the part of him that's a pious, devout Christian comes out and yells you're not supposed to be kissing boys, and that's enough to make him stop and seriously consider his actions for a minute.)
(Then he realizes that the thought of kissing Hungary has made him blush again.)
(But that doesn't help. He still wants to kiss Hungary.)
(You know what? Screw this.)
"Hey," he says, turning to face the other nation.
"What?" Hungary asks. Amazingly enough, it looks like he's actually gotten over... whatever it was he was mad about earlier. And even though the pout is gone, his mousy hair is still messily falling out of his ponytail and his eyes are still shining in the half-light, and he still looks just like a girl.
Gilbert takes advantage of his innocence, leans forward, and presses his lips against the other's.
Hungary's lips are chapped and dry, and that might bother him if he didn't already know that his are even more so. They're also warm, and it makes his stomach turn little somersaults in a not-entirely-unpleasant way to be this close and what the hell why am I kissing Hungary and enjoying it and --
"OW!" he yells, doubling over instinctively to protect his gut from the pain that just exploded inside. In doing so, he bangs his forehead against Hungary's chin and ends up hurting there, too.
Hungary backs away from him. "What did you do?!" he demands. "You kissed me, didn't you? Why would you kiss me? That was gross!"
"That was painful," Gilbert moans in reply, trying to find a happy medium between nursing his stomach and rubbing his head. This is a bad time not to be ambidextrous.
"Exactly!"
Gilbert glances up at Hungary's startled face, which has turned very, very dark. He doesn't think it's with anger though; he just doesn't look angry. Only surprised. And maybe embarrassed? Gilbert can't tell; the pain in his stomach is too great.
Which reminds him. His stomach is empty, and he's hungry.
In fact, food sounds really good.
"Well?" Hungary demands.
But in addition to hunger, Gilbert also feels a little disappointed, and doesn't quite know why -- in fact, he doesn't know why he's feeling half of the feelings he does around Hungary, like what possessed him to kiss the other nation or to feel guilty about hurting him or any of that extremely unawesome stuff. But he doesn't need to feel disappointed -- he's the Teutonic Knights! He lives with no regrets. Yeah, that's it. Go with that. He doesn't need any of those feelings after all; he's not some girl (which is something he's strongly starting to suspect Hungary might be. Has the mood swings, anyway).
"Aren't you going to tell me why you would do that?"
Gilbert sighs and grabs the bank, getting a grip so he can stand. "I'm hungry," he says, avoiding Hungary's gaze for absolutely no reason. He could look at the nation if he wanted. He just doesn't want to. Really. "You wanna come back to camp and get dinner? If you're there I won't get told off for forgetting to set the table."
If possible, Hungary turns even redder and is reduced to stammering mess. "Wha- wait, huh? Oh, yeah, sure. Food." He smiles weakly. "Food sounds good."
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(And also a little bit of fear. He's not gonna go to Hell, is he? He's a nation, sort of, so he can't exactly die... but what about if the Teutonic Knights disbands?)
(Heh, as if the Teutonic Knights could disband. And even if they could, he'd still be around -- he's just too awesome to die, right?)
(Right?)
"You know," Hungary says, "I'm still gonna make you explain why you kissed me. Guys aren't supposed to kiss other guys."
"Well, you're not a guy are you?" Gilbert retorts, striding off in the direction he came from.
"I am!" Hungary yells. "I'm just as much of a guy as you!"
"Uh-huh, sure."
Silence for a little while, then Hungary scoffs. "Heh. At least I have a sense of direction."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
An evil smirk crosses the other nation's face. "You're going the wrong way," he says. "That's where Wallachia says he keeps the souls of all the people who couldn't die properly."
Gilbert is not afraid of ghosts. He's too awesome to be. He just turns around and walks faster in the opposite direction because he wants food.
Really.
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LOLTRIVIA
In 1211, the Teutonic Knights were stationed in Transylvania -- then a province of Hungary -- to help them with the rising Kripchak threat. In return, Hungary agreed to let them sleep on the couch.
"Komtur" -- title of a regimental superior in the Teutonic Knights. Generally in charge of 8-12 men who had their own miniature convents when the TK finally settled down.
"Doing this your whole life" -- Pretty much literally, actually; around this time the TK had been an official militaristic order for about twelve years: or, how old I've decided Gilbert and Hungary are physically.
"Army of pagans in the holy city" -- Laconically: the Muslims in Jerusalem. The TK were technically the Knights Hospitaller back then and didn't do much more than patch up wounds and amputate limbs, but I think Gilbert would have thought himself awesome enough to chase down Turks.
Male!Hungary -- It's canon that Hungary thought she was a boy when she was younger. Well, after watching the episodes where Gilbert figures out she's a girl several times, and any episode with Chibiprussia and Chibihungary, I have deduced that she knew by the time Gilbert became Prussia (which, for the record, was sometime in the early 16th century). So, since Prussia is the TK at this time, and they're technically still chibis, Hungary (and everybody else) believes she's a boy. Does that make this story slash? O_o
"Stealing Wallachia's hats" -- You all know Wallachia as our friendly neighborhood vampire Romania; Hungary knows him as the annoying boy next-door who provides reliable target practice. They still hate each other even when they're not at war -- and Romania still wants Transylvania. It's one of my favorite running gags that doesn't actually exist.
"Dummkompf" -- Honestly, I think we all know what it means by now.
"Guys can't kiss other guys" -- I see Gilbert as being a very devout person in general, mostly because it contrasts so much with his canonical personality. XD However, I also think that if it doesn't match up with what he wants, he pretty much doesn't care.
I meant to work Gilbird into this. Really I did. But it just didn't happen for some reason... >:( I also didn't mean for it to get past one thousand words! Where was this productivity during NaNoWriMo?!
Also, fail story is fail. I wrote this in literally two hours. Wish I could spend more time on it, but the pic was so adorable and the idea just wouldn't leave me alone. Hope somebody enjoyed it.
And it appears my slow computer made me post a part twice. *shame*
Thank you for reading! Concrit is loved~
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Also this literally made me chuckle out loud
(Then again, if they've hit him and he's decided to stop with the insults, has it worked? Have they won? Must look into that.)
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This is beyond cute, Anon! And awesome, of course ;) Both Gilbert and Hungary are really well portrayied, and their awkwardness very believable and also fun to read.
Thank you for the nice reading <3
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ANYWAY even if it wasn't me THIS TUGS AT MY HEARTSTRINGS oh they are precious babies ♥ and will one day lovehate each other so hard d'aaaaaaaawwwwww
This was just adorable, thanks so much for writing (I think?):D
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I loved all the historical references you made and how you actually set the story in the announced time frame and not simply said it was that time but never actually did anything with it. That was cool!
I really don't have much concrit? Maybe hmmm, tone down on Prussia's feelings? But even then they were good? They didn't blend seamlessly into the rest of your narrative but now im just nitpicking
IT WAS GOOD! I LEARNED SOMETHING AND IT WAS AWESOME!
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