USUK Literal 5/? A/N
anonymous
August 4 2011, 02:39:46 UTC
This is a week late (it’s still technically Wednesday at least! ) D8 Sorry. It’ll be on time next week. Something tells me Scotland’s going to be easier to write…
It’s come to my attention that cock rings apparently don’t actually stop you from coming, unlike what other lovely fanfic authors have been telling me since I was 13. Unfortunately, if that’s true and they don’t do what everyone says they do, I’m going to have to roll with the lie in this since I already set it up. Apologizes if this bugs anyone, I'll try to avoid it next time I write smut. I also apologize if the porn is just that bad.
Wales is a devious little bastard. I don’t know if anyone else likes him like this, but hey, they make Canada a devious bastard. Wales and Canada are about the same thing. Right?
America’s entertainment (TV and radio) are a little ridiculous. “Violence?” Great.” “Sex?” “Even better!” “Curse words?” “THINK OF THE CHILDREN YOU SATANIC BABY KILLER, HOW COULD YOU EVEN SUGGEST THAT?” For this reason, a song that’s original lyrics were “Sorry if I’m forward, but I’m going to fuck you tonight” was changed on the radio to “Sorry if I’m forward but I’m going to love you tonight.” No, seriously. It does supply great narm sometimes.
Nireland (…what? It’s short. And catchy. ) honestly isn’t a virgin. His bros wouldn’t let him lose his virginity to America. He’s just small and… not very experienced…
This chapter was fun. Now let’s never speak of this atrocity again. My hands are weeping for their sin against humanity.
Re: USUK Literal 5/? A/N
anonymous
August 4 2011, 09:58:50 UTC
Great story so far! Imagining all these accents have been driving me nuts...the goooood kind of nuts.
Also I really like the variety of physical characteristics and personalities you've given the brothers, as opposed to a bunch of Iggy-clones with big eyebrows, green eyes or the occasional redhead. Keep going and I'll try to infiltrate the media and stop the war on censorship.
I absolutely cannot understand people who make OCs that are just clones of other characters. It's not an OC if it's not it's own character! Characters are the whole point of stories! (Porn? What's that? ) I actually made character bios to help organize all the brothers. They're filled with little things like Scotland's feminist habits and Wales' John Doe. If you're not making 5 different word docs for one story, you must be doing something wrong! [/bad logic]
Anon totally understands the problem with coherency in 4AM posts and should probably go to bed before she starts making them, too.
It’s come to my attention that cock rings apparently don’t actually stop you from coming, unlike what other lovely fanfic authors have been telling me since I was 13. Unfortunately, if that’s true and they don’t do what everyone says they do, I’m going to have to roll with the lie in this since I already set it up. Apologizes if this bugs anyone, I'll try to avoid it next time I write smut. I also apologize if the porn is just that bad.
Wales is a devious little bastard. I don’t know if anyone else likes him like this, but hey, they make Canada a devious bastard. Wales and Canada are about the same thing. Right?
America’s entertainment (TV and radio) are a little ridiculous. “Violence?” Great.” “Sex?” “Even better!” “Curse words?” “THINK OF THE CHILDREN YOU SATANIC BABY KILLER, HOW COULD YOU EVEN SUGGEST THAT?”
For this reason, a song that’s original lyrics were “Sorry if I’m forward, but I’m going to fuck you tonight” was changed on the radio to “Sorry if I’m forward but I’m going to love you tonight.” No, seriously. It does supply great narm sometimes.
Nireland (…what? It’s short. And catchy. ) honestly isn’t a virgin. His bros wouldn’t let him lose his virginity to America. He’s just small and… not very experienced…
This chapter was fun. Now let’s never speak of this atrocity again. My hands are weeping for their sin against humanity.
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Also I really like the variety of physical characteristics and personalities you've given the brothers, as opposed to a bunch of Iggy-clones with big eyebrows, green eyes or the occasional redhead. Keep going and I'll try to infiltrate the media and stop the war on censorship.
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I absolutely cannot understand people who make OCs that are just clones of other characters. It's not an OC if it's not it's own character! Characters are the whole point of stories! (Porn? What's that? )
I actually made character bios to help organize all the brothers. They're filled with little things like Scotland's feminist habits and Wales' John Doe. If you're not making 5 different word docs for one story, you must be doing something wrong! [/bad logic]
Anon totally understands the problem with coherency in 4AM posts and should probably go to bed before she starts making them, too.
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Keep up the great work. <3
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