Two more for ya!
anonymous
January 13 2011, 15:33:55 UTC
Okay, okay, I got one. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
England, France, and Russia decided to put aside their differences for the day and visit an art museum together. As they walked, they came upon a beautiful painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.
As they regarded it, England says, "Look at how graceful they are, how dignified. Surely Adam and Eve are British!"
France couldn't hold back his laugh at the statement, "As always, you are wrong, mon ami. Regarde, they are naked, and so very, very beautiful. Of course, they must be French!"
Just as England was about to strangle the Frenchman, Russia laughed in his cold, childish giggle that made both of them freeze.
"You are both so silly, comrades! Look at them. They have no clothes, and no shelter. They have only apples to eat, and they are being told it is paradise! They are definitely Russian."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (And now, the obligatory bar joke.)
England, France and Russia walk into a bar.
England orders a pint of ale, Russia orders a shot of vodka, and France orders a glass of wine.
Just as they are about to enjoy their drinks, a fly lands in each of their glasses.
France pushes his glass away in disgust.
Russia fishes the fly out, and downs the shot.
England fishes the fly out, and begins shaking it by its wings, yelling, "Spit it out, you bastard!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Yeah, I'm a horrible person. =) I sometimes tell these at Hetalia panels at the cons I go to. Sorry for any typos. I'm not much of a writer.
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England, France, and Russia decided to put aside their differences for the day and visit an art museum together. As they walked, they came upon a beautiful painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.
As they regarded it, England says, "Look at how graceful they are, how dignified. Surely Adam and Eve are British!"
France couldn't hold back his laugh at the statement, "As always, you are wrong, mon ami. Regarde, they are naked, and so very, very beautiful. Of course, they must be French!"
Just as England was about to strangle the Frenchman, Russia laughed in his cold, childish giggle that made both of them freeze.
"You are both so silly, comrades! Look at them. They have no clothes, and no shelter. They have only apples to eat, and they are being told it is paradise! They are definitely Russian."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(And now, the obligatory bar joke.)
England, France and Russia walk into a bar.
England orders a pint of ale, Russia orders a shot of vodka, and France orders a glass of wine.
Just as they are about to enjoy their drinks, a fly lands in each of their glasses.
France pushes his glass away in disgust.
Russia fishes the fly out, and downs the shot.
England fishes the fly out, and begins shaking it by its wings, yelling, "Spit it out, you bastard!"
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Yeah, I'm a horrible person.
=) I sometimes tell these at Hetalia panels at the cons I go to.
Sorry for any typos. I'm not much of a writer.
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That sounds SO awesome that you tell them at cons. They're really good ice breakers.
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