Must Love Cats 1a
anonymous
November 25 2010, 03:23:54 UTC
[b]A/N: I took a bit of liberty and took elements from Love Neko and Absolute Boyfriend, and added a few things of my own; the only real part that stays true to the original manga is the concept... Hope the OP enjoys it anyways![/b]
~*~*~*~USUK~*~*~*~
Arthur sat back on his couch, leaning against the arm. His laptop was open on his lap, the quietly humming machinery feeling warm against his pajama-clad lap. Why Kiku had forced him to promise to fill this stupid thing out was beyond him, but he typed in the website address nonetheless.
The browser loaded quickly, and Arthur was left staring at a rather obnoxiously pink background, decorated with copious amounts of what seemed to be conversation hearts (the American candies he’d received from female classmates that tasted like chalk and had corny sayings such as “call me”, “be mine”, and “Yours 4-Ever” on them) scattered randomly across the background.
Sighing heavily, he ignored this abortion that dared to call itself a webpage design, and clicked on a button in the upper right corner, proclaiming in flowery script, “Begin here!” A form popped up, with check-boxes next to multiple-choice answers. The beginning questions were rather basic, and Arthur could answer them quickly and simply:
What are you looking for in a relationship?
After reading over the options, he clicked on the one closest to his own beliefs: Someone that completes me.
Do you believe in love at first sight?
This one was a little trickier - not because the question was difficult, but because he was embarrassed to admit what he really thought. Blushing softly, he checked the ‘yes’ box, cursing his inner romantic, and moved on.
What is the most attractive part of the human body to you?
Arthur felt his face flush more heavily with some of the options, but settled for something he usually noticed first about each person he met: “eyes”.
What color hair do you find most attractive?
In truth, he didn’t truly care about this. So long as a person was pleasant to have a conversation with, he didn’t care much about their looks. He checked “blonde” and moved on.
What color eyes do you find most enticing?
This question was similar to the question about hair color. He checked “blue” and moved on again.
Do you prefer your partner to be taller, shorter, or the same height as you?
Arthur checked “Anything is fine” at the end of the choice list, and continued on with different questions until he reached the final few.
What nationality or race do you find most attractive?
Arthur wasn’t big for the strange race-fetishes some people had. He clicked the first on the list (“American”, he later found it to be) and moved on.
~*~*~*~USUK~*~*~*~
Arthur sat back on his couch, leaning against the arm. His laptop was open on his lap, the quietly humming machinery feeling warm against his pajama-clad lap. Why Kiku had forced him to promise to fill this stupid thing out was beyond him, but he typed in the website address nonetheless.
The browser loaded quickly, and Arthur was left staring at a rather obnoxiously pink background, decorated with copious amounts of what seemed to be conversation hearts (the American candies he’d received from female classmates that tasted like chalk and had corny sayings such as “call me”, “be mine”, and “Yours 4-Ever” on them) scattered randomly across the background.
Sighing heavily, he ignored this abortion that dared to call itself a webpage design, and clicked on a button in the upper right corner, proclaiming in flowery script, “Begin here!” A form popped up, with check-boxes next to multiple-choice answers. The beginning questions were rather basic, and Arthur could answer them quickly and simply:
What are you looking for in a relationship?
After reading over the options, he clicked on the one closest to his own beliefs: Someone that completes me.
Do you believe in love at first sight?
This one was a little trickier - not because the question was difficult, but because he was embarrassed to admit what he really thought. Blushing softly, he checked the ‘yes’ box, cursing his inner romantic, and moved on.
What is the most attractive part of the human body to you?
Arthur felt his face flush more heavily with some of the options, but settled for something he usually noticed first about each person he met: “eyes”.
What color hair do you find most attractive?
In truth, he didn’t truly care about this. So long as a person was pleasant to have a conversation with, he didn’t care much about their looks. He checked “blonde” and moved on.
What color eyes do you find most enticing?
This question was similar to the question about hair color. He checked “blue” and moved on again.
Do you prefer your partner to be taller, shorter, or the same height as you?
Arthur checked “Anything is fine” at the end of the choice list, and continued on with different questions until he reached the final few.
What nationality or race do you find most attractive?
Arthur wasn’t big for the strange race-fetishes some people had. He clicked the first on the list (“American”, he later found it to be) and moved on.
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