A Victimless Crime (1d/1)
anonymous
September 22 2010, 00:44:04 UTC
Matthew had never felt so full, in most meanings of the word, in all his life. He lay in the bed, cradling half a hipbone in his scarlet hands, and smiled at what was left of Ivan besides said hipbone. That is to say, his head and his left leg. He supposed that he should probably take a shower before going to sleep, but considering the sheets were probably more dirty than he was, there seemed to be very little point.
And besides, all he wanted to do right now was cuddle. He tenderly put the hipbone back, and held on tightly to Ivan's leg. In a moment he was sleeping like a baby.
Meanwhile, Katyusha needed badly to return her little brother's heart to him. He forgot it in the conference hall, and he would no doubt be at a loss without it. She pulled out the copy of Ivan's keycard she had (so she was slightly overprotective...), and ran up to the third floor, the heart safe in a thermos that she kept with her for this exact reason.
She opened the door, and almost gagged at the stench of blood that hit her. Tentatively, she walked in. The sight of her so-called friend Canada sleeping in bloodred sheets and holding the lower half of a leg that was definitely her brother's was a little too much. She silently placed the thermos on the bedside table beside Canada's glasses, and tiptoed out, knowing there was very little she could do now when her trusty pitchfork was at home.
She would deal with this later, and in her own manner.
O.O
"Good morning, Matvey," said Ivan that morning. Matthew blinked something out of his eyes and looked around. His first impression was red, and then he remembered what had gone on last night. Wiping the dried blood out of his eyelids, he stood up.
Ivan had completely rematerialized while he had slept, and was looking at Matthew with the sort of smile that made small Eastern-European countries die inside. Matthew, being the twisted fuck that he was, only found it reassuring.
"I need to get showered. I must look like Carrie or something," he muttered, absolutely mortified. "Are you feeling all right?"
"I've never felt better. I told you, dying agrees with me. How are you feeling?"
"Like I've put on some weight," Matthew said, though when he looked in the mirror he could see that none of last night's indulgences were reflected in his physique. "What are we going to do about the sheets? The cleaners will think that there's been a murder.
"I'll call someone," Ivan said. Matthew knew better than to ask who he'd call, and retired to the shower. When he came back out, the bed was pristine and Ivan was holding out a thermos for him.
"Thank you very much," he said. "Come to St. Petersburg if you want to do it again, da?"
"Da... I mean yes," Matthew muttered, and accepted the thermos, knowing too well what was in it.
Re: A Victimless Crime (1d/1)
anonymous
September 22 2010, 01:02:08 UTC
The fact that Russia knows exactly who to call in that situation is so damn ominous. OTL And poor Ukraine; even if she knew it was consensual, that's just ... murder-worthy? She has a special heart thermos! XDDD
Ivan had completely rematerialized while he had slept, and was looking at Matthew with the sort of smile that made small Eastern-European countries die inside. Matthew, being the twisted fuck that he was, only found it reassuring. I have no idea why I love this, but I totally do! <3
Re: A Victimless Crime (1d/1)
anonymous
September 22 2010, 01:29:30 UTC
This is sexy and disturbing and at times oddly sweet. Good job in making me feel all confused-weird, which is exactly what I would think a request like this should be...
Well, OP here is gushing like the guro and RusCan fangirl she is
anonymous
September 22 2010, 01:45:12 UTC
BRB SWOONING IN ECSTASY FOREVER AUTHOR!ANON I WILL GIVE YOU MY LIFE AND SOUL AND UTERUS IF YOU ASK FOR IT. Like, holy mother of god, that was lovely. The smut was totally spookily hot and I absolutely adooored the little comments of "sick fuck" and that wonderful double entendre in part D and the details of Mattie's omnoms in his earlier life. Agh, the atmosphere is absolutely spot on. Weird, disturbing but sweet and just ioajfoisjmnse. You even had the Matvey thing and I didn't even ask for that even though some people just keep it as Matthew and as stupid as it sounds that's a kink of mine as well omigawsh I love you. After a day of illness, logging on to find this filled just made it, like, wonderful. I'll be happy for the next few days because of this (which, btw, I will be keeping forever and ever).
TL;DR- Thank you so much for filling this. I love it.
Captcha, what the hell, I can't type a goddamn word upside down.
Re: Well, OP here is gushing like the guro and RusCan fangirl she is
anonymous
September 22 2010, 02:26:18 UTC
You can keep your uterus, but I'll take your soul if you insist. :D
I'm really glad you liked it that much, and that it made a cruddy day better. What else is guro for?
If you like Wendigo Matthew, by the way, one of the stories I took inspiration from for this fill might keep your mind off of illness for a little longer:
Re: Well, OP here is gushing like the guro and RusCan fangirl she is
anonymous
September 22 2010, 03:29:28 UTC
Damn, I was hoping I could get rid of that thing sooner. But, alright. Would you liked it wrapped up or just sent with a pretty bow stuck on it?
Ahhh, exactly. Guro brightens our days with all the things we are missing out on. The whites of bones and the screams of the innocent.
Said random stuff is the epitome of my happiness. I already had a thing for cannibals and when I had initially read Angst Circa 1773, I greedily adopted it as my new headcanon. ;) There were just too few Wendigo!Matthew tales that I thought I might stir some plot bunnies for fellow guro fans to appease myself and others. (had I the talent to pull it off, I would have just highjacked FF and spread the cannibalism love.)
Re: A Victimless Crime (1d/1)
anonymous
September 22 2010, 02:24:06 UTC
This was very uhm interesting anon... I liked it.
Never read something like this before... and I have to admit I was laughing nervously through the whole thing... I loved how you set the mood and LOL "Ivan had completely rematerialized while he had slept, and was looking at Matthew with the sort of smile that made small Eastern-European countries die inside. Matthew, being the twisted fuck that he was, only found it reassuring."
Re: A Victimless Crime (1d/1)
anonymous
September 23 2010, 02:11:44 UTC
LOL they won't know what hit them as Russia seems to act very cool about the thermo heart (perhaps he thinks Canada brought it?) and Canada doesnt dwell on it too much...lol
Oh and the sick fuck thing...priceless I dont even like this pairing or hard core eating guro. But this is awesome.
And besides, all he wanted to do right now was cuddle. He tenderly put the hipbone back, and held on tightly to Ivan's leg. In a moment he was sleeping like a baby.
Meanwhile, Katyusha needed badly to return her little brother's heart to him. He forgot it in the conference hall, and he would no doubt be at a loss without it. She pulled out the copy of Ivan's keycard she had (so she was slightly overprotective...), and ran up to the third floor, the heart safe in a thermos that she kept with her for this exact reason.
She opened the door, and almost gagged at the stench of blood that hit her. Tentatively, she walked in. The sight of her so-called friend Canada sleeping in bloodred sheets and holding the lower half of a leg that was definitely her brother's was a little too much. She silently placed the thermos on the bedside table beside Canada's glasses, and tiptoed out, knowing there was very little she could do now when her trusty pitchfork was at home.
She would deal with this later, and in her own manner.
O.O
"Good morning, Matvey," said Ivan that morning. Matthew blinked something out of his eyes and looked around. His first impression was red, and then he remembered what had gone on last night. Wiping the dried blood out of his eyelids, he stood up.
Ivan had completely rematerialized while he had slept, and was looking at Matthew with the sort of smile that made small Eastern-European countries die inside. Matthew, being the twisted fuck that he was, only found it reassuring.
"I need to get showered. I must look like Carrie or something," he muttered, absolutely mortified. "Are you feeling all right?"
"I've never felt better. I told you, dying agrees with me. How are you feeling?"
"Like I've put on some weight," Matthew said, though when he looked in the mirror he could see that none of last night's indulgences were reflected in his physique. "What are we going to do about the sheets? The cleaners will think that there's been a murder.
"I'll call someone," Ivan said. Matthew knew better than to ask who he'd call, and retired to the shower. When he came back out, the bed was pristine and Ivan was holding out a thermos for him.
"Thank you very much," he said. "Come to St. Petersburg if you want to do it again, da?"
"Da... I mean yes," Matthew muttered, and accepted the thermos, knowing too well what was in it.
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Ivan had completely rematerialized while he had slept, and was looking at Matthew with the sort of smile that made small Eastern-European countries die inside. Matthew, being the twisted fuck that he was, only found it reassuring. I have no idea why I love this, but I totally do! <3
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of course she has a special heart thermos!
I'm glad you liked the story.
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AUTHOR!ANON I WILL GIVE YOU MY LIFE AND SOUL AND UTERUS IF YOU ASK FOR IT.
Like, holy mother of god, that was lovely. The smut was totally spookily hot and I absolutely adooored the little comments of "sick fuck" and that wonderful double entendre in part D and the details of Mattie's omnoms in his earlier life.
Agh, the atmosphere is absolutely spot on. Weird, disturbing but sweet and just ioajfoisjmnse.
You even had the Matvey thing and I didn't even ask for that even though some people just keep it as Matthew and as stupid as it sounds that's a kink of mine as well omigawsh I love you.
After a day of illness, logging on to find this filled just made it, like, wonderful. I'll be happy for the next few days because of this (which, btw, I will be keeping forever and ever).
TL;DR- Thank you so much for filling this. I love it.
Captcha, what the hell, I can't type a goddamn word upside down.
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I'm really glad you liked it that much, and that it made a cruddy day better. What else is guro for?
If you like Wendigo Matthew, by the way, one of the stories I took inspiration from for this fill might keep your mind off of illness for a little longer:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5996048/1/bAngst_b_bCirca_b_b1773_b
woot pimping random stuff
You'll never look at the War of 1812 the same way again.
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Ahhh, exactly. Guro brightens our days with all the things we are missing out on. The whites of bones and the screams of the innocent.
Said random stuff is the epitome of my happiness. I already had a thing for cannibals and when I had initially read Angst Circa 1773, I greedily adopted it as my new headcanon. ;) There were just too few Wendigo!Matthew tales that I thought I might stir some plot bunnies for fellow guro fans to appease myself and others. (had I the talent to pull it off, I would have just highjacked FF and spread the cannibalism love.)
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Never read something like this before... and I have to admit I was laughing nervously through the whole thing... I loved how you set the mood
and LOL "Ivan had completely rematerialized while he had slept, and was looking at Matthew with the sort of smile that made small Eastern-European countries die inside. Matthew, being the twisted fuck that he was, only found it reassuring."
Priceless line is priceless!
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Oh and the sick fuck thing...priceless I dont even like this pairing or hard core eating guro. But this is awesome.
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