He only wants us for our infantry... [Shit, sorry, this was supposed to go here. Anyway, 3]]
anonymous
September 1 2010, 16:40:18 UTC
England's brain stuttered to a halt. Kissing wasn't-- it wasn't part of the routine. A little bit of touching, fine; a little unorthodox in this kind of situation, but fine. Kissing? No one kissed when they sealed alliances, except-- but he hadn't been allied with the man in so long, he barely remembered.
He wasn't sure, but he thought that Russia kissed very differently from France or Spain. Slowly, patiently, no teasing or teeth. He was sure he'd been kissed like this before, he just wasn't sure when. Tired and aching, he couldn't bring himself to miss France's electricity, Spain's energy. Even Prussia's snort of disgust couldn't dampen his-- well, his enjoyment.
“Guys, come on, that's gross.”
England pulled away, and fixed him with a stare. “Simply because some of us are finicky about our partners, we mustn't all be squeamish prudes.”
“Squeamish? Prudes?” England ignored Prussia's sputtering, and kissed the other man again. Some part of his brain was full of blustering denial, but the rest of him-- the rest of him relaxed into the warmth, the safety. No one in their right mind would let themselves think of Russia as safe, but he'd defeated France when no one else could. He'd smiled, peacefully, as he sentenced Moscow to burn. He might be a raging psychopath, but for now-- for now, he could be relied on.
“Can we just fuck already?”
England growled. “Can we get rid of him?”
“No, you cannot get rid of me! I promised my armies, just like he did. I totally get a piece of your ass.”
“And a fat lot of good your armies did me last time,” spat England, irritated again by the whole situation.
As Prussia sputtered, Russia raised his arms, in what he clearly thought was a pacifying gesture. “Friends! We have agreed already. We will have a nice time--”
“We will have a nice time, he will lie back and take it like the little bitch he is--”
“We will have a nice time,” Russia repeated, loudly, “and then tomorrow we will go our separate ways and take care of little France.”
England and Prussia glared daggers at each other, as Russia tugged England back towards him. “Ignore him, yes? He will come around.” And just as England was about to relax, Russia grabbed a handful of his hair, and jerked his head back. “And then,” he breathed, against his lips, “and then we will have a nice time, yes?”
England, with a bad case of sexual whiplash, panted, and Prussia exhaled loudly and recrossed his hands behind his head. “Now that was hot.”
Re: He only wants us for our infantry... [Shit, sorry, this was supposed to go here. Anyway, 3]]
anonymous
September 1 2010, 17:05:49 UTC
... God, Prussia, what are you, 12 years old? XP
Mm, anon, just reading that kiss was enough to make me want more England/Russia(/France). Because France likes to worm his way into threesomes in my headcanon! And in canon, too, probably. XD
But seriously, I love the way England and Russia work together here, and England's thoughts about Russia being a safe raging psychopath are just awesome. ... This is such a dysfunctional threesome, but so damn hot, seriously. I mean, they haven't even done anything yet, and just hnng.
This: Russia raised his arms, in what he clearly thought was a pacifying gesture. “Friends! We have agreed already. We will have a nice time--” And this: “We will have a nice time,” Russia repeated, loudly, “and then tomorrow we will go our separate ways and take care of little France.” Both reminded me eerily of a mother, especially Mommy!England refereeing between bratty, squabbling colonies. Which made me think, "Oh look, it's Mommy!Russia ... OH SHIT, MOTHER RUSSIA IS CANON. D:" Ahahaha. :DDD And then they all become one with Mother Russia, and it was awesomely hot and Freudian. <3
Also, mood sexual whiplash can apparently be hot; I wouldn't have thought so, outside of a scene, but unf. Good lord, Russia, why so hot?
... I wish we had a canon Portugal so damn bad, because I need to imagine that Treaty of Paris foursome so bad. *A* (Why have I never seen an OC of him?)
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anonymous
September 2 2010, 17:14:18 UTC
Thanks so much for the review! (and yes, Prussia is about twelve years old in his mind. It makes sense-- he's only been a sovereign state for about a hundred years by now.)
Portugal-- I wrote a fill that alluded to him (her, in that case), but as the parenthetical comment indicates, I actually like to write her as a girl (we don't have enough girls in Europe, and besides...) Would it ruin it for you if there were a chick in your Treaty of Paris foursome?
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anonymous
September 3 2010, 06:13:52 UTC
... That makes Prussia make so much more sense, actually. Now and in canon. OTL
No, fem!Portugal would be amazing, actually! *_* And now that I think about it, I never see England anywhere near a chick in fic. Except if he's, like, embroidering with Liechtenstein or getting advice from Belgium or something. (I wish that was an exaggeration, but ...) Fandom England is the gayest character in the series, usually, possibly because of his things with America, France, Spain, etc. Although I already like to picture him as married to fem!Portugal, whether or not it's anything more than an alliance, so I'm a bad fangirl or something! XD But seriously, more chicks please. ♥♥♥
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anonymous
September 3 2010, 14:17:01 UTC
authornon says: YAYYY! CHICKS!
It doesn't make you a bad fangirl! Good fangirls like their boys and girls to have lots of fun with boys and girls!
Mmm, England and Spain sandwichy times during the Peninsular war. Yummm. And yeah, Treaty of Windsor England/Portugal <3333. But!
"Signs of military decline began with ... Spain's abortive attempt to conquer England in 1588 (Portugal was then in a dynastic union with Spain, and contributed ships to the Spanish invasion fleet)" (wiki). So much angst!
Aaaaahhh, I can never do anything but write Hetalia fanfic ever again. There's too much to do!
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anonymous
September 1 2010, 21:15:28 UTC
There, at the end. My boner. It is yours 0///0 there, everywhere in this story. My heart, Russia. It is yours ♥
Kissing is kinda intimate, isn't it? It makes me happy to see it isn't common in this kind of situation...because it makes Russia that much of a dear <3 No one kissed when they sealed alliances, except-- but he hadn't been allied with the man in so long, he barely remembered. You lost me here. I was gonna say France, because England and France had never been allied before the Entente, and since the Norman conquest. But then he mentions France's kisses, so...I don't know.
He wasn't sure, but he thought that Russia kissed very differently from France or Spain. Slowly, patiently, no teasing or teeth. He was sure he'd been kissed like this before, he just wasn't sure when. Tired and aching, he couldn't bring himself to miss France's electricity, Spain's energy. Even Prussia's snort of disgust couldn't dampen his-- well, his enjoyment.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww~~ Russia, you're SO adorable *kyaaaa* God, but I love England's voice in this fic. I know I repeat myself, but you can truly feel the weight of time and circumstances on his shoulders. At this point, the UK had been at war nonstop for a thousand, with people close to him: his brothers, France, Spain...nonstop. That has to make the heart weary, and that's transmitted here perfectly.
“Guys, come on, that's gross.” (...) “Can we just fuck already?”
England growled. “Can we get rid of him?”
“No, you cannot get rid of me! I promised my armies, just like he did. I totally get a piece of your ass.”
Pfff, Prussia, gtfo of there, you cockbloking childish awesome beastXD
Some part of his brain was full of blustering denial, but the rest of him-- the rest of him relaxed into the warmth, the safety. No one in their right mind would let themselves think of Russia as safe, but he'd defeated France when no one else could. He'd smiled, peacefully, as he sentenced Moscow to burn. He might be a raging psychopath, but for now-- for now, he could be relied on.
Fuck yeah. Totally psycho. Crazy awesome. What Prussia aspires to be. But you can't help but admire such a badass ;)
“We will have a nice time,” Russia repeated, loudly, “and then tomorrow we will go our separate ways and take care of little France.”
Unf. Feel my Russian boner getting bigger by the minute. I do so love a man who can take control and strike fear into the hearts of his bedpartnersXD
And just as England was about to relax, Russia grabbed a handful of his hair, and jerked his head back. “And then,” he breathed, against his lips, “and then we will have a nice time, yes?”
England, with a bad case of sexual whiplash, panted, and Prussia exhaled loudly and recrossed his hands behind his head. “Now that was hot.”
Fuck, I'm agreeing with Prussia now... My panties, Russia. Have them too, along with my heart. They are soaking wet, btw I have to ask, does England's taste for large men include being manhandled and treated roughly, or just being held and protected?
Woo! Wet panties and boners! Sounds like a fun night to me ;)
I actually was going for France there. Like, they've kissed, just not as allies. But it actually seems more poignant if they haven't been kissing at all (Norman Conquest: I see Normandy as an OC, since s/he has so much Viking in him/her: What do you think?) If I deanon for this, I'll change that line, I think.
I suppose we'll just have to wait and see about England, won't we? xD
Response to other post (thought I'd just do them both here ^^):
What about you? Would Treaty of Paris hotness be ruined by inclusion of girl!Portugal?
Sweden and England: I KNOW RIGHT. Seriously guys.
Given this new info, when do you consider the current England, France, Spain, appeared?
I AM SO GLAD YOU ASKED ME THIS QUESTION. I'm super interested in this; I tend to think that a nation-tan develops when the people start to think of themselves as a nation. Thus, Palestine has a personification, even though it's not officially a country right now, but the EU doesn't, even though it's an official entity (although, I'm not the one in Europe, you tell me). So, my current thought is that France appears as a chibi around the time when Louis the Pious splits Charlemagne's kingdom into East, Middle, and West Francia (France being West Francia, of course)-- then he starts to resemble the France we know now during the Capetians (under the Carolingians, people were still thinking of the area as a single entity [Frankish Kingdom OC FTW!], or a whole bunch of smaller provinces, is my thought).
Spain, I haven't thought about yet; England is more complicated, since he goes from Britannia to the Heptarchy (not a single entity), and then straight into the Norman Conquest. I'm not sure when his people's national awareness really started coming to be (although I would like him to be around during the Norman Conquest-- maybe appearing as the smaller kingdoms like Kent and Northumbria start to disappear-- so that he and France can have You Bitch You Conquered Me angst later.
Btw: Do you want to be my wife history beta? I would super appreciate it!
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anonymous
September 3 2010, 14:21:07 UTC
Question: Would you rather read Britannia slashed with two Anglo-Saxon nations (because that would totally work so hardcore!), or something with the England we know? If the second one, do you have any thoughts about who/in what historical context?
He wasn't sure, but he thought that Russia kissed very differently from France or Spain. Slowly, patiently, no teasing or teeth. He was sure he'd been kissed like this before, he just wasn't sure when. Tired and aching, he couldn't bring himself to miss France's electricity, Spain's energy. Even Prussia's snort of disgust couldn't dampen his-- well, his enjoyment.
“Guys, come on, that's gross.”
England pulled away, and fixed him with a stare. “Simply because some of us are finicky about our partners, we mustn't all be squeamish prudes.”
“Squeamish? Prudes?” England ignored Prussia's sputtering, and kissed the other man again. Some part of his brain was full of blustering denial, but the rest of him-- the rest of him relaxed into the warmth, the safety. No one in their right mind would let themselves think of Russia as safe, but he'd defeated France when no one else could. He'd smiled, peacefully, as he sentenced Moscow to burn. He might be a raging psychopath, but for now-- for now, he could be relied on.
“Can we just fuck already?”
England growled. “Can we get rid of him?”
“No, you cannot get rid of me! I promised my armies, just like he did. I totally get a piece of your ass.”
“And a fat lot of good your armies did me last time,” spat England, irritated again by the whole situation.
As Prussia sputtered, Russia raised his arms, in what he clearly thought was a pacifying gesture. “Friends! We have agreed already. We will have a nice time--”
“We will have a nice time, he will lie back and take it like the little bitch he is--”
“We will have a nice time,” Russia repeated, loudly, “and then tomorrow we will go our separate ways and take care of little France.”
England and Prussia glared daggers at each other, as Russia tugged England back towards him. “Ignore him, yes? He will come around.” And just as England was about to relax, Russia grabbed a handful of his hair, and jerked his head back. “And then,” he breathed, against his lips, “and then we will have a nice time, yes?”
England, with a bad case of sexual whiplash, panted, and Prussia exhaled loudly and recrossed his hands behind his head. “Now that was hot.”
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Mm, anon, just reading that kiss was enough to make me want more England/Russia(/France). Because France likes to worm his way into threesomes in my headcanon! And in canon, too, probably. XD
But seriously, I love the way England and Russia work together here, and England's thoughts about Russia being a safe raging psychopath are just awesome. ... This is such a dysfunctional threesome, but so damn hot, seriously. I mean, they haven't even done anything yet, and just hnng.
This: Russia raised his arms, in what he clearly thought was a pacifying gesture. “Friends! We have agreed already. We will have a nice time--” And this: “We will have a nice time,” Russia repeated, loudly, “and then tomorrow we will go our separate ways and take care of little France.” Both reminded me eerily of a mother, especially Mommy!England refereeing between bratty, squabbling colonies. Which made me think, "Oh look, it's Mommy!Russia ... OH SHIT, MOTHER RUSSIA IS CANON. D:" Ahahaha. :DDD And then they all become one with Mother Russia, and it was awesomely hot and Freudian. <3
Also, mood sexual whiplash can apparently be hot; I wouldn't have thought so, outside of a scene, but unf. Good lord, Russia, why so hot?
... I wish we had a canon Portugal so damn bad, because I need to imagine that Treaty of Paris foursome so bad. *A* (Why have I never seen an OC of him?)
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Portugal-- I wrote a fill that alluded to him (her, in that case), but as the parenthetical comment indicates, I actually like to write her as a girl (we don't have enough girls in Europe, and besides...) Would it ruin it for you if there were a chick in your Treaty of Paris foursome?
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No, fem!Portugal would be amazing, actually! *_* And now that I think about it, I never see England anywhere near a chick in fic. Except if he's, like, embroidering with Liechtenstein or getting advice from Belgium or something. (I wish that was an exaggeration, but ...) Fandom England is the gayest character in the series, usually, possibly because of his things with America, France, Spain, etc. Although I already like to picture him as married to fem!Portugal, whether or not it's anything more than an alliance, so I'm a bad fangirl or something! XD But seriously, more chicks please. ♥♥♥
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It doesn't make you a bad fangirl! Good fangirls like their boys and girls to have lots of fun with boys and girls!
Mmm, England and Spain sandwichy times during the Peninsular war. Yummm. And yeah, Treaty of Windsor England/Portugal <3333. But!
"Signs of military decline began with ... Spain's abortive attempt to conquer England in 1588 (Portugal was then in a dynastic union with Spain, and contributed ships to the Spanish invasion fleet)" (wiki). So much angst!
Aaaaahhh, I can never do anything but write Hetalia fanfic ever again. There's too much to do!
http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/16221.html?thread=50890589#t50890589
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there, everywhere in this story. My heart, Russia. It is yours ♥
Kissing is kinda intimate, isn't it? It makes me happy to see it isn't common in this kind of situation...because it makes Russia that much of a dear <3
No one kissed when they sealed alliances, except-- but he hadn't been allied with the man in so long, he barely remembered. You lost me here. I was gonna say France, because England and France had never been allied before the Entente, and since the Norman conquest. But then he mentions France's kisses, so...I don't know.
He wasn't sure, but he thought that Russia kissed very differently from France or Spain. Slowly, patiently, no teasing or teeth. He was sure he'd been kissed like this before, he just wasn't sure when. Tired and aching, he couldn't bring himself to miss France's electricity, Spain's energy. Even Prussia's snort of disgust couldn't dampen his-- well, his enjoyment.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww~~ Russia, you're SO adorable *kyaaaa*
God, but I love England's voice in this fic. I know I repeat myself, but you can truly feel the weight of time and circumstances on his shoulders. At this point, the UK had been at war nonstop for a thousand, with people close to him: his brothers, France, Spain...nonstop. That has to make the heart weary, and that's transmitted here perfectly.
“Guys, come on, that's gross.”
(...)
“Can we just fuck already?”
England growled. “Can we get rid of him?”
“No, you cannot get rid of me! I promised my armies, just like he did. I totally get a piece of your ass.”
Pfff, Prussia, gtfo of there, you cockbloking childish awesome beastXD
Some part of his brain was full of blustering denial, but the rest of him-- the rest of him relaxed into the warmth, the safety. No one in their right mind would let themselves think of Russia as safe, but he'd defeated France when no one else could. He'd smiled, peacefully, as he sentenced Moscow to burn. He might be a raging psychopath, but for now-- for now, he could be relied on.
Fuck yeah. Totally psycho. Crazy awesome. What Prussia aspires to be. But you can't help but admire such a badass ;)
“We will have a nice time,” Russia repeated, loudly, “and then tomorrow we will go our separate ways and take care of little France.”
Unf. Feel my Russian boner getting bigger by the minute. I do so love a man who can take control and strike fear into the hearts of his bedpartnersXD
And just as England was about to relax, Russia grabbed a handful of his hair, and jerked his head back. “And then,” he breathed, against his lips, “and then we will have a nice time, yes?”
England, with a bad case of sexual whiplash, panted, and Prussia exhaled loudly and recrossed his hands behind his head. “Now that was hot.”
Fuck, I'm agreeing with Prussia now...
My panties, Russia. Have them too, along with my heart. They are soaking wet, btw
I have to ask, does England's taste for large men include being manhandled and treated roughly, or just being held and protected?
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I actually was going for France there. Like, they've kissed, just not as allies. But it actually seems more poignant if they haven't been kissing at all (Norman Conquest: I see Normandy as an OC, since s/he has so much Viking in him/her: What do you think?) If I deanon for this, I'll change that line, I think.
I suppose we'll just have to wait and see about England, won't we? xD
Response to other post (thought I'd just do them both here ^^):
What about you? Would Treaty of Paris hotness be ruined by inclusion of girl!Portugal?
Sweden and England: I KNOW RIGHT. Seriously guys.
Given this new info, when do you consider the current England, France, Spain, appeared?
I AM SO GLAD YOU ASKED ME THIS QUESTION. I'm super interested in this; I tend to think that a nation-tan develops when the people start to think of themselves as a nation. Thus, Palestine has a personification, even though it's not officially a country right now, but the EU doesn't, even though it's an official entity (although, I'm not the one in Europe, you tell me). So, my current thought is that France appears as a chibi around the time when Louis the Pious splits Charlemagne's kingdom into East, Middle, and West Francia (France being West Francia, of course)-- then he starts to resemble the France we know now during the Capetians (under the Carolingians, people were still thinking of the area as a single entity [Frankish Kingdom OC FTW!], or a whole bunch of smaller provinces, is my thought).
Spain, I haven't thought about yet; England is more complicated, since he goes from Britannia to the Heptarchy (not a single entity), and then straight into the Norman Conquest. I'm not sure when his people's national awareness really started coming to be (although I would like him to be around during the Norman Conquest-- maybe appearing as the smaller kingdoms like Kent and Northumbria start to disappear-- so that he and France can have You Bitch You Conquered Me angst later.
Btw: Do you want to be my wife history beta? I would super appreciate it!
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