Better Left Unsaid
anonymous
August 31 2010, 02:01:15 UTC
Okay, I know that Little!Germany would mean this was set hundreds of years ago, but eh, what timeline?
~*~ "Bruder,"
"Eh?" Prussia wasn't exactly paying attention. Spain and France were currently arguing over who had the rights to the last cheese stick, and it was highly entertaining. "What is it, Germany?"
Germany shifted uncomfortably from foot to foot, hands knotted together. If 'Adorkable' had needed a poster child (it didn't, it already had one and his name was Romano), Germany would have easily gotten the job. "I have a question. It's kind of important."
"Oh?" Prussia tore his eyes away from his two bickering friends to turn his attention to his little brother. He held out his arms, inviting Germany to climb onto his lap. "What is it? I can answer anything."
Germany gave a tiny, shy smile, and Prussia had to resist the urge to squeal over how adorable his baby brother was. "Well, I read about something in a book, but I'm not really sure what they were talking about."
"Oh, books," Prussia wrinkled his nose, really hoping Germany wasn't about to ask him about the invention of chocolate or anything stupid like that. When Prussia read books at all (which wasn't often, since he'd rather be outside doing awesome things) they were usually sensible books about warfare or military campaigns. Useful things. Germany seemed absolutely hopeless about reading things just because they were there. "Well, what was it that confused you?"
Germany looked up at him, pale blue eyes so serious. "Bruder, what's 'sex'?"
Prussia went still in shock. Behind him he could hear Spain choking on his hard won cheese stick. Germany just blinked innocently. In the end, it was France who recovered himself first, coming forward to sit on the couch beside Prussia and Germany. "I believe I can answer that for you. I'll just need some assistance..."
"Hell no," Prussia eyed France with a frown, hugging Germany protectively.
France merely looked amused. "I meant I shall need some paper and a pencil. This requires diagrams."
Twenty minutes later, all four of them were leaned over the coffee table, watching as France quickly and expertly sketched detailed figures. "...And there, you see?"
"I think so..." Germany was blushing terribly, but also looked thoughtful. "But why are his eyebrows so big?"
In the sudden silence Prussia snickered, not having noticed that.
"Wait," Spain frowned in confusion. "France, is that really how it works?"
Prussia and France both turned to stare at him. "You've got to be shitting me, man."
Spain looked embarrassed. "I've only entertained girls before..."
"You can do sex with girls?!" Germany's mouth dropped open in shock.
"Oh boy..." Prussia shook his head, standing and tucking Germany easily under one arm, ignoring his flailing and the way France was looking hungrily at Spain. "You kids have fun. I'm going to go give my darling baby brother a good porno."
The sound of the door closing behind them almost drowned out Spain's yelp.
Re: Better Left Unsaid
anonymous
August 31 2010, 03:55:31 UTC
Ah man, that was so cute! It was funny how possessive Prussia was, never letting him go for more than a few seconds.
I'm kind of a nerd for this, but when Prussia though the questions was something like the invention of chocolate, I started thinking about since Spain was already there, he'd go ahead and talk about how he got it from the Aztecs and how it use to be really bitter.
Re: Better Left Unsaid
anonymous
August 31 2010, 06:55:51 UTC
Ahahaha, so fucking awkward. Yeah, trust Big Brother France to volunteer to "explain everything" immediately and Prussia to refuse just as fast. OTL I mean, thank you, though, for just making him explain in a normal, educational (yet graphic!) way instead of being a total perv. ... Okay, he's still a perv in the good way, but thank you for not making him the bad kind of pervert! XD
Oh god, and the eyebrow thing! :DDDD I don't even ship that pairing, but he fucking would do that. This is no my personal head-canon if he ever gives anyone the sex talk! <3
You know, I'd fear for Spain after Prussia and Germany left, but he might just be aware enough to notice what's going on when France starts molesting him. I mean, this situation and the fact that they were just talking about men having sex is enough to pierce through even Spain's cluelessness ... right? XP
And good lord, Spain. OTL And poor Germany, knowing so damn little that he doesn't even know you can have sex with girls. Only a child like that could be so damn clueless about sex (not just the details, but EVERYTHING about it!) without a formal sex education. At least after the age of, like, five. *facepalm*
... Prussia, you are an awesome, terrible brother. Never change. (The porno thing combined with Germany's social cluelessness and reliance on manuals and ... possibly bad romance novels might just explain everything about how he is with sex and romance later, anon.)
Oh, what an awesome fill! Thanks so much for making me laugh like a loon at workXDXDXD
Prussia, dear Prussia, squeal. The fangirls love itXD
"Hell no," Prussia eyed France with a frown, hugging Germany protectively. I'D KILL FOR FANART OF THIS SCENE <3 His possessiveness and his suspicious pouting...there's nothing more dangerous than asking about sex in front of France, it's udnerstandableXD actually, just Prussia with Little Germany on his lap makes me melt
Diagrams, France? *facepalm*
"But why are his eyebrows so big?"
Ok, I forgive youXD (seriously, FrUK never gets oldXD)
"Wait," Spain frowned in confusion. "France, is that really how it works?"
Prussia and France both turned to stare at him. "You've got to be shitting me, man."
Spain looked embarrassed. "I've only entertained girls before..."
"You can do sex with girls?!" Germany's mouth dropped open in shock.
THIS ENTIRE PART IS PURE UTTER UNDILUTED GOLD ♥ ♥ ♥ I don't know what's better, Spain being hetero until now and being on the same level of knowledge than bitty!Germany, or Germany asuming till now it was all about the boys love and being fascinatedXDXDXD
And France/Spain <3 And Prussia and Germany watching a porno! and cheesy-sticks!
~*~
"Bruder,"
"Eh?" Prussia wasn't exactly paying attention. Spain and France were currently arguing over who had the rights to the last cheese stick, and it was highly entertaining. "What is it, Germany?"
Germany shifted uncomfortably from foot to foot, hands knotted together. If 'Adorkable' had needed a poster child (it didn't, it already had one and his name was Romano), Germany would have easily gotten the job. "I have a question. It's kind of important."
"Oh?" Prussia tore his eyes away from his two bickering friends to turn his attention to his little brother. He held out his arms, inviting Germany to climb onto his lap. "What is it? I can answer anything."
Germany gave a tiny, shy smile, and Prussia had to resist the urge to squeal over how adorable his baby brother was. "Well, I read about something in a book, but I'm not really sure what they were talking about."
"Oh, books," Prussia wrinkled his nose, really hoping Germany wasn't about to ask him about the invention of chocolate or anything stupid like that. When Prussia read books at all (which wasn't often, since he'd rather be outside doing awesome things) they were usually sensible books about warfare or military campaigns. Useful things. Germany seemed absolutely hopeless about reading things just because they were there. "Well, what was it that confused you?"
Germany looked up at him, pale blue eyes so serious. "Bruder, what's 'sex'?"
Prussia went still in shock. Behind him he could hear Spain choking on his hard won cheese stick. Germany just blinked innocently. In the end, it was France who recovered himself first, coming forward to sit on the couch beside Prussia and Germany. "I believe I can answer that for you. I'll just need some assistance..."
"Hell no," Prussia eyed France with a frown, hugging Germany protectively.
France merely looked amused. "I meant I shall need some paper and a pencil. This requires diagrams."
Twenty minutes later, all four of them were leaned over the coffee table, watching as France quickly and expertly sketched detailed figures. "...And there, you see?"
"I think so..." Germany was blushing terribly, but also looked thoughtful. "But why are his eyebrows so big?"
In the sudden silence Prussia snickered, not having noticed that.
"Wait," Spain frowned in confusion. "France, is that really how it works?"
Prussia and France both turned to stare at him. "You've got to be shitting me, man."
Spain looked embarrassed. "I've only entertained girls before..."
"You can do sex with girls?!" Germany's mouth dropped open in shock.
"Oh boy..." Prussia shook his head, standing and tucking Germany easily under one arm, ignoring his flailing and the way France was looking hungrily at Spain. "You kids have fun. I'm going to go give my darling baby brother a good porno."
The sound of the door closing behind them almost drowned out Spain's yelp.
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Awesome fill, anon!
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xDDDDDD
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I'm kind of a nerd for this, but when Prussia though the questions was something like the invention of chocolate, I started thinking about since Spain was already there, he'd go ahead and talk about how he got it from the Aztecs and how it use to be really bitter.
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author!anon, ilu.
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Oh god, and the eyebrow thing! :DDDD I don't even ship that pairing, but he fucking would do that. This is no my personal head-canon if he ever gives anyone the sex talk! <3
You know, I'd fear for Spain after Prussia and Germany left, but he might just be aware enough to notice what's going on when France starts molesting him. I mean, this situation and the fact that they were just talking about men having sex is enough to pierce through even Spain's cluelessness ... right? XP
And good lord, Spain. OTL And poor Germany, knowing so damn little that he doesn't even know you can have sex with girls. Only a child like that could be so damn clueless about sex (not just the details, but EVERYTHING about it!) without a formal sex education. At least after the age of, like, five. *facepalm*
... Prussia, you are an awesome, terrible brother. Never change. (The porno thing combined with Germany's social cluelessness and reliance on manuals and ... possibly bad romance novels might just explain everything about how he is with sex and romance later, anon.)
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Prussia, dear Prussia, squeal. The fangirls love itXD
"Hell no," Prussia eyed France with a frown, hugging Germany protectively. I'D KILL FOR FANART OF THIS SCENE <3 His possessiveness and his suspicious pouting...there's nothing more dangerous than asking about sex in front of France, it's udnerstandableXD
actually, just Prussia with Little Germany on his lap makes me melt
Diagrams, France? *facepalm*
"But why are his eyebrows so big?"
Ok, I forgive youXD
(seriously, FrUK never gets oldXD)
"Wait," Spain frowned in confusion. "France, is that really how it works?"
Prussia and France both turned to stare at him. "You've got to be shitting me, man."
Spain looked embarrassed. "I've only entertained girls before..."
"You can do sex with girls?!" Germany's mouth dropped open in shock.
THIS ENTIRE PART IS PURE UTTER UNDILUTED GOLD ♥ ♥ ♥
I don't know what's better, Spain being hetero until now and being on the same level of knowledge than bitty!Germany, or Germany asuming till now it was all about the boys love and being fascinatedXDXDXD
And France/Spain <3
And Prussia and Germany watching a porno!
and cheesy-sticks!
You rock, anon 8)
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